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Monday Madness ~ Welcome to the Dark Side!

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Good evenin’, ladies!

So, Sunday got away from me LOL!

Good thing RF didn’t have anything planned for Monday so I can still bring you some of my favorite edits by Edbellfan!

Her edits have a certain dramatic darkness that speaks to me!

These are just a few of the beauties I’ve snagged since I saw her appear on tumblr a while back!

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The shadowin’ she uses doesn’t overshadow the whole picture, if you see what I mean!

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Rob’s inate beauty still shines through!

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Scruff and chest hair show up so much better with a little darkenin’, dontcha think?

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And, oh…those lips!  Rob’s beautiful face framed by his crisp, white shirt *I AM DIED!*

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Hey! I shoulda used this one for Rob’s Hump post LOL!

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Rob’s gorgeous eyebrows are beautifully enhanced by Edbellfan’s shadowin’!

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*Smirky McSmirkerson* LOL!

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Rob’s classic smolder really smolders with a little dramatic darkness LOL!

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She does wonders with Rob’s blue eyes, as well!

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And his cute, shiney teeth *gigglesnort!* Well, they ARE cute!

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Do you think Rob will ever understand why we can’t help ourselves when it comes to him?

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I’m sure glad he’s not really Edward ’cause I’d hate for him to read my mind LMAO!

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Although, if he could, I’d like think he’d hear all the love and admiration, too!

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Who’s ready for Rob in a suit again? Raise your hands!!!

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Today is officially the first day of production on Map to the Stars!

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Fingers crossed we get some set pics like we did on Cosmopolis! *Squeee!*

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*Snap out of it, Rita!*  Okay, I’m fine! Well, I was until I saw Rob in a black sweater/jumper!

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You know, backwards baseball caps are the dorkiest…unless it’s Rob wearin’ it like that LOL!

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Yeah, you cocky little…f*ck me sideways, just got tangled in the ChestHairPorn! *THUD!*

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But, seriously, ladies! When was the last time we say Rob without that damned hat?

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His hair must be pretty long by now!

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He’s even been keepin’ his scruff shorter than he normally does on his downtime!

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I guess the LA heat might have somethin’ to do with it LOL!

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Rob’s long, thick hair will always make my fingers itch to tug the shit out of it!

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Well, I’ll love you and leave you with my absolute favorite Edbellfan edit…Rob in the sunshine!!!

Happy Monday, y’all!

Rita

Night Raider

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Random Rita ~ Rob in da Hood!

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Computer crapped out on me yesterday, ladies!

But, never fear…Rita is here!

Today, I’ll be bringin’ you loads of good RobPorn to brighten your Monday!

‘Cause who can be blue or depressed when Rob’s in da Hood???

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The Carter Smith hoodie Rob’s are some of the most beautiful pics of Rob ever made!

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I chose this one because it looks like Rob’s about to start an illegal street race LOL!

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Here, I’m wonderin’ where the hell everyone went! He’s all by his little self…boooo!

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I will forever and ever use any excuse to post and repost Bru’s dark hoodie Rob!

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Is this not the most gorgeous edit of Rob as Cedric in a hoodie for HP GoF?

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Goin’ for the LashPorn here, ladies! Can you blame me?

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Oh, that sweet upper lip just begs to be kissed! *THUD!*

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Again? Yes, please! *le sigh!*

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Rob’s threadbare black t-shirt caught my eye in this one. He still wears it after all these years LOL!

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JawPorn FTMFW!!!

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Is there such a thing as the JawPornPout? I think I just invented it LOL!

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Hell to the yeah…a freakin’ close-up!!!

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LashPorn and EyeBrowPorn make this one irresistible!

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OK, I debated about includin’ this one ’cause, if we didn’t know it was Rob, he could be any ol’ playground perv and that just ain’t right!

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I am completely melted by the poignant look in Rob’s eyes!

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Ghostly FingerPorn LOL!

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OMG! Rob really DOES have big hands, doesn’t he?

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Some pics of Rob are classic….

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and some are iconic!

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While some are destined to become classic…

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or iconic! Sweet Jesus, this one has it all…just look at those luscious lips and shy boy eyes! *SWOON!*

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Rob’s Mona Lisa smile…top that, Leonardo {da Vinci} LOL!

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I really wish Da Vinci was alive today to paint Rob! {Oooh! Rob as Michaelangelo’s David? I think I’ve seen a manip of that somewhere!}

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Besides a blindin’ smile, I’m totally goin’ for the ChestHairPorn!!!

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The only thing more lethal than Rob in a hoodie is Rob in a hoodie while wearin’ a beanie! *DED!*

Happy Monday, y’all!

Rita

Night Raider

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Monday Madness ~ Robert in Wonderland – Part 2

*blows kisses*

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Rob in Wonderland – Part 2

Rob stared at the now empty branch where the Cheshire Cat had just been.

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Obviously, the only way he was ever going to find RF and get out of this crazy, mixed-up place was to take the Cat’s advice and talk to the mad hatter, he headed down the road marked “The Mad Hatter.”

He’d only gone a little ways when he heard angry words between the Mad Hatter and the March Hare. It was a ridiculous argument over “Why was a Raven like a Writing Desk?”

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Rob wanted no part of that so he took a detour down a different road marked “The Queen’s Palace.” Being British, and accustomed to a Monarchy, he hoped the Queen could help him find RF.

Just inside the palace gates (attended by a sleeping guard), Rob was stunned to hear RF’s voice and it sounded like she was in trouble. He started running…

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“This is the last straw! I’ve put up with a lot of crazy today! First I lose Rob, then I end up here playing an absurd game of croquet, and now the Queen wants me beheaded! Well, I don’t care what the Queen says….get your hands off me!”

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“OFF With HER HEAD!” cried the Queen in the distance.

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“The Queen demands we take off your head!” they cried, trying to grab her.

“RF! What the hell is going on here?” Rob says, running towards her. “Where have you been? I’ve been looking everywhere for you…you wouldn’t believe what I’ve gone through!”

“Oh, believe me, I’ve had my hands full, as well! What happened, Rob? How did we end up here? Please…help me deal with these idiots so we can get out of here!” RF pleads.

They both set about knocking the cards down and as the cards try to shuffle back into place RF and Rob run away to safety.

Rob stops her by the rose bushes for a moment to hug her cause he’s so glad he found her. “I thought I’d never see you again!”

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“We don’t have time for this…do you know the way out?”

“No, but I was told to look for someone called the Mad Hatter. Maybe he can help.”

Mad Hatter pops out from behind the giant mushroom “Did I hear someone call my name?”

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“Yes, the Caterpillar told me you might be able to help us! Do you know how we can get home?”

“Pardon our manners, I’m RF and this is Rob. We’d really appreciate any help you could give us!”

“Well, now! As it turns out, I’m having a tea party. You should attend! I’m sure one of my guests might have a suggestion. It’s worth a try, don’t you think? Of course, you’ll have to shrink before we get there or you won’t fit at the table heheheh!”

“RF, we can do this! I have some kind of weird mushroom in my pocket that will shrink us. Wanna go for it?”

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“At this point, what do we have to lose?”

They each take a bite and shrink.

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The Mad Hatter carries them on his hat back to his Tea Party table.

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Then they ate a bite from the mushroom in Rob’s other pocket and returned to their normal size where they joined in the festivities at the Tea Party.

And a merry gathering it is.

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The White Mouse knows the way out, but demands a song from RF first!

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“OK! We’ve done all you’ve asked of us, now please tell us how to get home!”

” Why, there’s nothing to it, really! All you have to do to go back together is hold hands {Rob and RF hold hands}…close your eyes {Rob and RF close their eyes} say ‘Off to My Bed’…an​d count backwards from 100!”

“100…99..​.98…97..​.96…” they say together.

Then they open their eyes in RF’s bedroom at the RA Mansion! RF and Rob giggle as they close the bedroom door.

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Much Love to you all,

RobsFan~tasy

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I have to extend a Super HUGE Awesome THANK YOU To Mississippibellalis for making all the above “Rob in Wonderland” manips and gifs with Rob and RF in them. Her edits and graphic work helped inspire this post and as you can see She has an awesome Talent! Thank You Missi, It was a Pleasure working with you! A Special thanks also to Rita for help with the story line. You’s Da Best BB!!

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Monday Madness~ Robert in Wonderland

*blows kisses*

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Oh my gosh Ladies!!!

I’ve missed a few Monday Madness posts. Hope this makes up for it!!!

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You all know posting Monday Madness is my favorite thing ever, especially when I get a great idea for an “Epic” post. Well, I haven’t had an epic idea since “The Invasion of the Robs!” Ever since I wrote that one, I just keep thinking, “What can I do next?”

The answer? Rob and I are going to Wonderland!!! So, if you want to go with us, you know what you have to do…

FOLLOW THE WHITE RABBIT…

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WELCOME TO…

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One gorgeous summer day, RF and Rob are sitting on the meadow when RF spots a white rabbit. Being a huge sucker for bunnies, she runs after it but the rabbit disappears into the hollow of a tree.

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Now, when she reaches for it, she slips and starts to fall! Rob, being the gentleman that he is, grabs her ankle to stop her and they tumble down the rabbit hole together.

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WHOA!!!

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The real trouble begins when Rob finally reaches the bottom only to discover that RF has vanished!

Rob finds himself in a room with a tiny door, but he’s much too large to fit through it. Searching for another way out, he spies a round, glass top table with an intricate key on it, along with a bottle that looks suspiciously like a Heinekin, only the lable says “Drink Me!”

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A drink would be good right about now and it does look very cool and refreshing…

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With a shrug of his shoulders,

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Rob drinks…

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and suddenly feels a little bit…odd!

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“WTF?”

It feels he’s shrinking, but how is that even possible?

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Moments later, Rob discovers he has shrunk! Now he’s small enough to fit through the door. Unfortunately, it’s locked! Oh, noze! He looks up through the bottom of the glass top table that towers above him and sees that he’s left the tiny key to the door behind! Double Oh, Noze! Then he notices a very tiny table below the much larger one. On it is a cupcake that simply says…

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“EAT ME”

Eat me? Seriously? Rob ponders the problem of the table and the key. Knowing he has no other choice…

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he eats the cupake and squeezes his eyes shut in anticipation!

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Now stretched back to normal, Rob quickly retrieves the key. Fortunately, there’s enough of the strange drink left to shrink back down to fit through the door. Once through the door, Rob finds himself in a beautiful garden of daisies surrouned by other flowers! In the middle of the field of daisies is a life-sized statue of…Himself!

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“What in the world?” Rob says, out loud.

“Don’t you mean where in the world?” a voice asks.

“Who said that?” Rob cries. He looks around but there’s no one there! Peering at the statue suspiciously, he begins to wonder if it had spoken to him.

“Curiouser and Curiouser,” he says as he walks around the statue a few times inspecting it. It was very realistic looking  yet not quite life-like. Rob reaches out to touch it.

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“DON’T DO THAT!” someone yells.

“She’ll get you if you touch her things!”

“RF doesn’t like anyone messing with her toys!”

“Who said that?” Rob asks again, looking all around.

“We said it!”

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“We said it!”

“Talking flowers? Where am I, in OZ?” Rob asks, not believing his eyes.

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“That’s another story entirely!” Yellow Rose cries.

“RF will not like you calling this place OZ or calling us flowers! We’re Roses!” Pink Rose states indignantly.

“RF? Do you know where she is?” Rob asks.

“Where who is?” asks Blue Rose.

“RobsFan~tasy!” Rob exclaims.

“We don’t know anyone named RobsFan~tasy! Who are you?”

“I’m Rob and I came here with RF!” Rob explained.

“You just said you didn’t know where RF is,” Yellow Rose giggles.

“And, if you are Rob, and she is your fantasy, then she doesn’t really exist, now does she?”

“Oh! forget it! I’ll find her myself! Can you tell me where I am?” Rob asks, now thoroughly annoyed.

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“Well, if you don’t know where you are, how did you get here?” Pink Rose asks.

“He probably doesn’t even know where he’s been!” Yellow Rose cries.

“I bloody well know where I’ve been and I know where I’ve gone! I’ve gone ’round the bend, that’s for sure!”

“Had you gone ‘Round the Bend,’ you’d be talking to me and not those idiot flowers,” a new voice says behind him.

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Rob spins around…the world spinning with him…and when it stops, he’s standing in front of a mushroom that’s not much taller than he is. Upon the great mushroom sits a hookah smokin’ caterpillar!!!
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“Well, since you deem them as idiotic as I do, hopefully, you’ll makes some bloody sense. Who are you?” Rob asks the caterpillar.

“Who are YOU?”  replies the caterpillar as he puffs on his hookah.

“Oh, bloody hell. You’re no better than the roses.  Don’t you think you should tell me who you are?”

“Why?”

“Well, if you ask me…”

“You? Who.Are.You?”

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“Oh, for heaven’s sake! Do you know where I can find RF?”

“In the alphabet, of course.”

“I mean RobsFan-tasy.”

“Then you should say what you mean.”

“Can’t anyone give a straight answer around here?”

“If it’s answers you seek, the answers are in the smoke,” The caterpillar says, holding out the hookah pipe to Rob.

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Rob feels a little woozy after smoking the hookah and begins to see all sorts of colors whirling around his head mixed in with the smoke.The smoke takes on the form of a cat and then transforms into along table with many chairs. It becomes a rose before finally changing into a crown. Rob doesn’t know what the images mean but has the feeling he really needs to get away from the hooka when he sees that the caterpillar transform into a multicolored butterfly. Rob climbs down from the mushroom and starts to leave when the butterfly calls out to him.

“One side makes you taller.”

“One side of what?”

“The other makes you small”

“Other side of what?”

“The mushroom, of course.”

Rob figures traveling would go much faster if he were larger than 3 inches tall, so he breaks off a piece from each side of the mushroom and stuffs them in his pocket. Then he breaks off two more pieces and, with only a little hesitation, takes a bite of one of them. He returns back to his natural size. Rob laughs at the absurdity of it all!

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“Is this crazy, or what?”

There are signs everywhere. Big signs and little signs, pointing in every possible direction.

“I’ll never find RF at this rate!” he says, turning ’round and ’round, looking at all the signs. As he turns, he comes face to…uh…grin with something.

“Lose something?” the grin asks.

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Lose something?”

“Um, yeah…kind of. I’m looking for RF. Can you tell me which way I should go?” Rob asks as the grin grows into a Cheshire cat.

“That depends on where you want to get to.”

“Oh, well that really doesn’t matter as long as…”

“Then it really doesn’t matter which way you go,” the cat says. “Ohhhh, by the way…if you’d really like to know, she went that way.”

“Who did?”

“RF.”

“She did?” Rob asks, pleased that he was finally getting an answer.

“She did what?”

“Went that way!”

“Who did?”

“RF!”

“Who’s RF?”

“But didn’t you just say…oh, bloody hell! Just forget it!”

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“However, if I were looking for an RF, I’d ask the Mad Hatter,” the cat says, pointing to a sign that read MAD HATTER. Well, the last thing Rob wanted was more madness.

“Um, no…no thank you! I, I don’t…”

“OR, there’s always the March Hare in that direction,” the cat tells him as he points in the opposite direction.

“Yes, thank you. I think I’ll go see him.”

“Of course, he’s mad too!” the cat replies.

“Noooo! I can’t take any more mad people!!” Rob exclaims.

“Oh, you can’t help that! Most everyone’s mad around here! You may have noticed that I’m not all there myself!”

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“Most everyone’s mad here! You may have noticed that I’m not all there myself!”

“I’m mad. You’re mad, ” the cat goes on, not giving Rob a chance to comment.

“How do you know I’m mad?” asks Rob.

“Oh, you must be or you wouldn’t have come here.”

With that, the cat vanishes into a fit of dissolving giggles.

To be Continued…

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Much Love to you all,

RobsFan~tasy

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 I have to extend a Super HUGE Awesome THANK YOU To Mississippibellalis for making all the above “Rob in Wonderland” manips and gifs with Rob and RF in them. Her edits and graphic work helped inspire this post and as you can see She has an awesome Talent! Thank You Missi, It was great working with you!! 

And as always I couldn’t do these Crazy posts without the Help of My girl Rita01tx. Thanks BB!! You’s da best!

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Monday Marvelous! Mr. Fahrenheit!!

*blows kisses*

RobsFan~tasy

Good Morning Kitty Cats!!

I haz some Rob-yummies for you this morning!! Rob himself on set in Australia via Video. As we have come to expect from Rob, there are giggles, word vomit, lip biting and just pure beanie wearing smexiness! {Video Courtesy of Michelle of Robert Pattinson Australia}

And Rita provided us with a big Gif too!

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And then I found this vid that absolutely sums up Rob and his career beyond Twilight!

Enjoy Ladies!

Much Love to you all,

RobsFan~tasy

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Monday Madness~ NSFW Giggles

*blows kisses*

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Well Ladies, Not gonna say much except I am working on an epic post which is taking a lot of time so for now, I’m going to leave you with these little bits of fun I found awhile back! Hope you enjoy them! Positively NSFW due to the hilarious content that may draw unwanted attention your way.

You have been warned!

Much Love to you All,

♥RobsFantasy♥

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because we LURVE You

Because We LOVE You Rob!!

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Monday Madness…Ring in the New Year With the New RA!

*blows kisses*

RobsFan~tasy

Hi Ya'all

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*RF’s standing at the door greeting everyone as they enter*

“Yes, yes…that’s right, girls. Come on in and grab a seat. Here, don’t forget your shamwows. You’re gonna need them! Drinks are up at the bar, so just help yourself! Hi! How are you ladies tonight? Come on in!

*Rita walks in*

“RF, whut in the blue blazes are you up to now?”

“I told you I had plans and surprises for the New Year!”
“Yeah, so?”
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“Look around, Girlfriend!”
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“Holy crap! You got us a new background…and a new blinkie, too! Niiice!
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“Uh huh! Mississippibellaslis was kind enough to do that blinkie for us. And that ain’t all…look up! See? There’s lots of new banners too!”
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“Well, now! Who do we get to thank for the new banners?”
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“Kerry Delaney and Jolori, made some, as well as Cared, TheRoseAndTheDragon, and Mississippibellalis made the animated ones.”
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“I surely do like what you’ve done with the place!”
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“Thanks BB, but I’m just getting started! We’re gonna kick it up a notch this year…beginning tonight!!
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“Well, it looks like we got us a full house! Go for it!”
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“Ladies, I know you are all excited about the changes, but if you’ll take your seats please? Dear RA friends! RA is ringing in the New Year with a New Look!
So, in celebration of a new year, RA’s new look, and a new career for Rob, it’s LADIES NIGHT and  you are all invited to PAR-TAY! Hang onto your knickers…we’re going in!”
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“Express”

It’s a cold and cRA!zy world that’s RA!gin’ outside
Well baby me and all my girls are bringin’ on the fire
Show a little leg, gotta shimmy your chest
It’s a life, it’s a style, it’s a need, it’s RA!

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*THUD!* “Hit us with Fifty right off the bat, why dontcha?”

“Only the best for My Girls!”

E-X-P-R-E-S-S, love, sex
Ladies no regrets
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Ladies no regrets

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“Oooh! The things I could do to Rob with that tie!” *gigglesnort!*

“That’s it Rob, take it off! Take it all off!”

Been holding back for quite some time and finally the moment’s right
We love to make the people stare
They know we got that certain savoir-faire

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“Geeze, I could get lost in those eyes…hell’n I AM lost in those eyes!”

“The man is soooo intense! Grrrr…”

Fasten up
Can you imagine what would happen if we let you close enough to touch?

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“Yeah, baby! Here I cum!”

“Back off Rita!! It’s Monday!!!” LOL

Step into the fantasy
You’ll never want to leave, baby that’s guaRA!nteed… Why?

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“Is it gettin’ warm in here?” *groan!”

“Getting warm?? Hell I passed warm about a mile back!”

It’s a passion, an emotion, it’s a fashion, RA!.
It’ll move you, goin’ through you, so do what we do, RA!
All ladies confident, flaunt it, boys throw it up if you want it
Can you feel me, can you feel it? It’s RA!.

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“I think my ovaries just exploded!” *GAH!*

“Oh! Jack Daniels Body shots off the Happy Trail…YES PLEASE!!”

Le Le Le Le Le Le Le
RA!
Le Le Le Le Le Le Le
RA!

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“You just had to give us a Tattbert…you knowz my weakness!”

“Yup! What can I say? I just couldn’t resist the pistol in his pants!” *Giggles*

We tease ‘em ’til they’re on the edge
They scream and moan for more and more they beg.
We know it’s ROB they come to see
Our pleasure brings them to their knees

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“What I wouldn’t give to run my fingers through that Sex Hair and down those abs!” * drool!*

“OH! Rob half naked in the kitchen! Too…Many…Pervy…Thoughts…Must…have…Whipped Cream Rob!!!”

Fasten up
Can you imagine what would happen if we let you close enough to touch?

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“Now, there’s MY fantasy…a session in the barn with Rob!” LOL!

“Woo Hooo!! I got some Dollars to stuff into that belt Baby!!

Step into the fantasy
You’ll never want to leave, baby that’s guaRA!nteed… Why?

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“The man DO inspire passion…understatement of the century!”

The man’s DOing things to everyone here that Should be illegal! Thank God it’s Not!” *teehee*

It’s a passion, an emotion, it’s a fashion, RA!
It’ll move you, goin’ through you, so do what we do, RA!
All ladies, confident, flaunt it, boys throw it up if you want it
Can you feel me, can you feel it? It’s RA!.

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“Gettin’ a little saucy there, ain’t ya RF? I’ll take it…uh, Rob that is” LOL!

“Weeellll, I said I was gonna kick it up a notch this year. Did I lie?” LOL

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RA!
Le Le Le Le Le Le Le
RA! [x4]

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“Must.Lick.Happy Trail!” *DED!*

It’s a passion, an emotion, it’s a fashion, RA!
It’ll move you, goin’ through you, so do what we do, RA!
All ladies confident, flaunt it, boys throw it up if you want it
Can you feel me, can you feel it? It’s RA!.

“Yeah girls, I know just how you feel!”

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“RF! You done went and made ALL our ovaries explode!”

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“Well, in that case… 

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MUCH LOVE TO YOU ALL,

RobsFan~tasy XOXO

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Monday Madness Around the World~Mad about you all!

Animation1Dear Friends,

It’s a very quiet Christmas Eve for me here in the States. Everyone else has long gone to bed and I’ve finally got the place to myself LOL!  I’m sitting happily alone in my living room with a glass of wine, a candle glowing on the coffee table, Christmas lights twinkling, listening to MY favorite music and thinking, which always gets me in trouble!

WordPress has made some serious changes for us as admins of RA. I spent a couple hours browsing around through all the new stuff that they have added and changed. In doing so, I discovered a page that shows a map of the world and highlights every state and country that clicks on RA. It stunned and amazed me at how many places across the world have clicked on RA, looked around, lurked at work, quietly giggled into their pillow in the night over something that was posted or a comment that was made. People all over the world took a moment and stopped in to ogle “The Pretty.” Sometimes they’ve left us some love and sometimes they went about their day. Then, as I browsed through the extensive list of countries {some I’ve never even heard of!} and the numbers behind them…

Country – Views
United States 92,145
United Kingdom 19,364
Canada 8,833
Australia 5,933
Germany 5,558
Ireland 2,810
France 2,573
Brazil 2,544
Netherlands 2,300
Spain 2,209
Italy 2,171
Mexico 2,157
India 2,065
Hungary 1,792
Greece 1,339
Philippines 1,270
Russian Federation 1,228
Belgium 1,134
Malaysia 987
South Africa 851
Denmark 788
Switzerland 771
Bulgaria 771
Romania 744
Turkey 708
Cyprus 688
Indonesia 679
Poland 648
Sweden 647
Argentina 643
Slovenia 625
Croatia 583
Pakistan 502
Serbia 447
Portugal 426
Czech Republic 418
Thailand 370
Honduras 366
Austria 338
Singapore 310
New Zealand 287
Chile 278
Finland 252
Slovakia 246
Egypt 225
Ukraine 212
United Arab Emirates 199
Belarus 188
Armenia 186
Bangladesh 185
Israel 171
Norway 162
Republic of Korea 142
Sri Lanka 134
Colombia 133
Iraq 109
Saudi Arabia 82
Puerto Rico 81
Venezuela 80
Hong Kong 79
Morocco 78
Peru 76
Taiwan 72
Japan 71
Trinidad and Tobago 68
Viet Nam 67
Iceland 64
Latvia 63
Sudan 50
Algeria 49
Macedonia, the Former Yugoslav Republic 47
Lithuania 46
Estonia 44
Georgia 43
Costa Rica 40
Macao 40
Luxembourg 37
Ecuador 35
El Salvador 35
Dominican Republic 34
Uruguay 33
Jordan 29
Lebanon 29
Guatemala 28
Tunisia 25
Bosnia and Herzegovina 24
Malta 21
Qatar 21
Panama 21
Albania 19
Kuwait 17
Azerbaijan 17
Montenegro 16
Nigeria 14
Nicaragua 14
Bahrain 12
Mauritius 11
Isle of Man 11
Libya 11
Syrian Arab Republic 11
Suriname 11
Moldova 10
Jamaica 10
Cambodia 10
Bahamas 9
Oman 8
Palestinian Territory, Occupied 8
Nepal 8
Gibraltar 7
Mongolia 7
Paraguay 7
Belize 6
San Marino 6
Virgin Islands 6
Kenya 5
Swaziland 5
Bolivia 4
Martinique 4
Antigua and Barbuda 4
Jersey 4
Senegal 4
Réunion 3
Brunei Darussalam 3
Yemen 3
Saint Lucia 3
Kazakhstan 2
United Republic of Tanzania 2
Lao People’s Democratic Republic 2
Myanmar 2
Netherlands Antilles 2
Faroe Islands 2
Northern Mariana Islands 2
Guam 2
Aruba 1
Maldives 1
British Virgin Islands 1
Guadeloupe 1
New Caledonia 1
Monaco 1

It occurred to me, as nothing else has, just what a profound testament to Rob this really is! We’re just the little blog that could, ya know? A group of women who had one thing in common when we all came together…Rob!

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We aren’t a huge blog like Robsessed. We’re just us! Normal women and housewives, retirees and working class women who adore Rob. So we set about posting these blogs, sharing our love for this man’s incredible, multifaceted talents as an actor…

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His gifts as a model…

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His talent as a singer…

The fact that he inspires so many of us to write…

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And others to read…

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He’s inspired us to be artistic, whether it’s in a drawing…

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Or in a manip…

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Or a banner for a fic or a timeline…

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It doesn’t matter if he looks wild and rough…{unf}…

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Or if he looks like a clean-cut gentleman…*le sigh!*

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No matter who you are or where you live, Rob inspires our dreams…

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So, I sit here with my glass of wine, my pretty tree and candlelight, occasionally pausing to see if it is snowing yet, thinking about all these people around the world who may read these words tonight {and yes, Rob too, Always!} Even though it may not be Christmas Eve for you, I would like to hear from you, every one of you. Even if you only type in the country from which you’re reading, please take a moment to let me know you’re there!

And from my house to yours…

Merry Christmas!!!

Much Love to you all,

RobsFan~tasy

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Monday Madness ~ Corrupt Me Please!

Hello everybody *waves*

RobsFan~tasy

Hey ladies, I want to take a minute before I begin to thank mississippibellalis for my new Avi. She gave it life by making “me” blink! Isn’t it Cute! Thanks GF!

Rita and I tend to think a lot alike. We were talking about Rob in leather the other night. As you saw she went straight for the surreal hawtness of Caitlin Cronenberg’s Vogue L’Uomo photo shoot. Heaven help us!

But while we were talking about Rob’s gorgeous body wrapped up tight in leather, I stumbled onto this Rob video by kathk9p and it  just about did me in!! The words scream Fifty Shades and RRoP! Add in Leather Rob and we don’t stand a chance of surviving! So get your shamwows out cuz you’s gonna need it!!

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I could corrupt you in a heartbeat
You think you’re so special
Think you’re so sweet
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What are you trying
Don’t even tempt me 
Soon you’ll be crying
And wishing you dreamt me
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You’d be calling out my name
When you need someone to blame
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I could corrupt you
It would be easy
Watching you suffer
Girl, it would please me
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But I wouldn’t touch you 
With my little finger
I know it would crush you 
My memory would linger 
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You’d be crying out in pain
Begging me to play my games
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I could corrupt you
It would be ugly
They could sedate you
But what good would drugs be
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But I wouldn’t touch you
Put my hands on your hips
It would be too much to 
Place my lips on your lips
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You’d be calling out my name

Begging me to play my games.

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We all go a little mad sometimes

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Monday Madness ~ Mad about the DERP!

Hello Everybody *waves*

RobsFan~tasy

Hey, hey, hey! I’m baaack, BB’s!!!

Been out forever trolling for RobGoodness and post ideas that are NOT like everyone elses!! It’s a dirty job down there in the RobGutter, but somebody has to do it, right? heheh!!

As you all know, the RA tag line is “Because he gives us a reason to Smile.” Well, with the following pics, I’m sure we will all be able to say “Because he makes us LOL!!”

Rob can be the Sexiest Beast out there, and that’s a part of his attraction, but honestly girls, it’s his ability to be completely Adorkable and Dorkalicious that draws me in just as much! Here’s the proof!

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Hahahaha! I caught you! You’re all grinning just as big as Rob is, aren’t ya?

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Rob’s adorkability knows no bounds…

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He’s cute and cuddly and you just wanna smoosh him in a big hug, but we can’t, cause he keeps us LOLing all the time.

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Only Rob could step outside looking like a homeless perv and still manage to look sooo Adorkable and Lovable!

WHOA! Rob is Excited! Wait! Wait! Wait! Did “ME” just goose him, hmmm?

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I think he just did a little bit in his pants LOL!

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Did one of his pervy fans just flash her boobs at him? *gigglesnort!*

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Musta been a nice looking girl!

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Oh, Rob! We all know you can play better than that!

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With all the funny signs his fans hold up during the premiers, I can just imagine what he’s caught a glimpse of!

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Oh, you’ve seen them all before? Nothing original?

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Oh no you didn’t just post that picture!

Uh…sorry Rob but yeah I did!

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Either Rob’s about to sneeze, or that’s his “O” face!

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What’s got you so giggly, Rob?

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“I have no idea!”

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“Cedric! Get to the cup!”

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“…Give me a kiss, From that Elvis lip, You don’t wanna miss this…” { a line from Sugarland song, All I Want to Do}

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And this would probably be his exact reaction if I ever got close enough to say that to him! LOL

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The Vogue, Rob? Really??

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I fall off my chair laughing every time I see this one. I happens to him a lot LMAO!!

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Being you is exhausting, isn’t it?

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“You have no idea!”

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Did you forget what the square root of Pi is, Rob?

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“I forgot everything I learned in school!”

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Biceps and Grins are all kinds of WIN!!! So, Rob, did you like my post?

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Ummm, welll….eeerrrr…

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Dohhh!

Oh well, I tried.

MUCH LOVE TO YOU ALL,

RobsFan~tasy
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