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Manic Monday Musings

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RobsFan~tasy

Well girls,

Since Rob has gone into hiding and the only pics we see of him are pap pics or fan pics (the recent poor quality Dior pics excluded), I think it’s time we remind Rob that we are here for him.

His 1% + is patiently waiting for his Public return because we want to see his beautiful face…we miss him!

So, I’m sending a message to Rob to remind him of why we all love him so much.

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Rob’s fans have known this since day 1!

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Perving on Rob is the highlight of MY day, anyway!

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Well, duh! Otherwise, I wouldn’t be here LOL!

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In fact, we FLUV Rob’s flaws…what there are of them!

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He doesn’t see it, but WE do!

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That it does!

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One of the top reasons why we love Rob!

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Fist bump!

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In my world, he is!

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What I’d like to do is definitely NSFW!!!

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Couldn’t agree more LOL!

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Which awesomeness is what we are missing…just saying!

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But I’ll tell you anyway…keep reading!

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Preferably in MY bed *THUD!*

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Baby, he was born that way LOL!

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Amen to that!

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How did we exist before Rob came along to brighten our world?

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And will be for years to come!

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YES! YES! YES!!!!!

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Come on girls! You know you have them LMAO!!!

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Doesn’t begin to cover everything!

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Well, Rob will definitely go down in history LOL!

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Yes, they do tend to make us all tongue-tied at some point!

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Can’t imagine not having Rob in my life!

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God, I could listen to that man talk or, even better, SING for-evah! *Swoon!*

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It’s a panty poofer, all right!

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And second and third and fourth and fifth and…

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And always will be!

We miss you Rob!

C’mon girls, tell Rob how much you adore him and miss him!

Much Love to you all,

RobsFan~tasy

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Random Rita ~ The Man With Kaleidoscope Eyes!

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Mornin’, ladies!

At Eewee333’s request {she wasn’t around the first time}, I’m repostin’ this celebration of Rob’s colorful eyes!

Hope you enjoy it again or for the first time, as well LOL!!

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The French say, ‘Les yeux sont le miroir de l’dme (The eyes are the mirror of the soul).

Perhaps that explains, in part, our fascination with Rob’s eyes.  Somehow, by losin’ ourselves in their depths, we imagine a connection, or at least an understandin’ of this complex man.

It’s not just the dark, thick, expressive brows, or the ridiculously long eyelashes that draw us in…it’s the unexpected colors!

If someone asked me what color Rob’s eyes were, I’d say “blue.”  Definitely, blue!

I would be right…but, I’d be wrong, too!  It all depends on the light and/or the photographer, it would seem.

Trippin’ through my RobPorn, I’ve been amazed at all the different colors of Rob’s eyes!  Aquamarine? Seriously?

But, then they appear to be grey and I can’t figure out why…

Maybe they reflect the color of his shirt?  God, I love that grey shirt from the Sex Drive premier!  Well, I love ALL the photos of Rob from Sex Drive!

If that’s the case, then what are they reflectin’ that absolutely makes them green?

Like I said, sometimes it’s light, or the photographer.  How else could his eyes look so black in this one?

It’s not always his natural color(s), either!  Edward’s eyes fascinate me when they are gold…

or when they are fiercely black!

Course, RDMickey likes ’em RED!

NereCullen has a couple special edits to add…just for me!

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Violet Blue or Green? Decisions, decisions…

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Hell’n I like ’em ALL!

Happy Tuesday, ya’ll!

Rita

Night Raider

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Tempting Tuesday Dior or What?

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RobsFan~tasy

Morning Ladies,

Like most of you stuck in this Rob drought I’m desperate for some new Rob Porn that doesn’t come from a pap! Knowing that all the projects he signed up for last year are now on hold, that leaves us with one final hope. The Christian Dior Campaign!!

It’s Been said by that well known non-existent? “SOURCE” *ahem* that,

“It’s going to be the biggest and most talked about advert of the year …”  

“The advert is sexually charged. Robert is topless for part of it and kissing the model with tongues. He looks very much into the girl he stars alongside. Rob and the model are in a swimming pool making out and he’s seen giving her a blow-back with a cigarette at one stage, too…”  

“There are scenes where Rob is chasing the model around town wearing a mixture of Dior jackets, shirts and suits…”  

“There’s also one scene where R-Patz takes part in a foursome and writhes around in bed with three models in various states of undress. But nobody is sure whether this will make the final cut. It’s a no-holds-barred advert and very sexy for a fashion house like Dior. Dior are thrilled with it however because they know how controversial it’s going to be. It’s the talk of the fashion world right now and has been one of the most eagerly awaited adverts for years.” 

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Like everyone else I’m wondering Where the F*ck is the Dior campaign we were promised? Well when I heard recently that the commercial would only be shown in Paris, (I was f*cking pissed off!! That’s not fair!! WTF???)  Slightly miffed. Then I heard the magazine campaign was on hold indefinitely, wouldn’t be out till October, would be out this month, was delayed until JUNE!!! WTF?? Seriously? If you don’t know for CERTAIN then DON’T report on it! Hurrumph!

Typical of the rumor mill, I know nothing more than when I started searching!

Since Dior won’t cum to us, I knew the Rob fandom wouldn’t let us down! So since we can’t have the real thing, here are several Dior/Rob manips for your viewing/daydreaming pleasure…

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STEfraFYc_77 did several of hese manips! Bless her heart and Thank You very much!

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The sleek wealthy Eric Packer look is pretty nice with a Dior slogan!

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This campaign was shot back in December 2012 when our boy was without the sex hair. even though I am a sex hair addict Rob doesn’t need it with the sexy scruff and the F*ck me eyes!

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This one is kinda plain but Rob’s look says it all!

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If  I’m not mistaken (and I could be!) This was a previous Dior campaign but come on…Rob does EVERYTHING Better!

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according to the descriptions I’ve read about what this campaign is supposed to look like, This manip (artist unknown to me) is the closest one I have seen to what this Dior campaign is supposed to look like but not nearly as sexy as was described above!

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If you have ever wonder why they call Rob “Mr. Sexy On Legs” all you gotta do is look at this picture and let your imagination run wild! hehe

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To me, this one looks like it was torn straight from the magazine! Great job Mimy!

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I wasn’t gonna include this one but Rita loves the damn (ugly) shirt so what was I to do?

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Ah now here, this one is niiiiice!!

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I LURVE this one! To me it screams sexy and sensual without saying a word!

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I saved my favorites for last cause who wouldn’t love to see Rob walkin’ into their bedroom lookin’ like that! Sex hair, scruff, sex stare… add to that the thought of him wearing Dior cologne…OMG! Just kill me now!

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This last one is one of my favs just because it looks so classy and like a real Dior Campaign! A true work of art!

Well, that’s all I have for today ladies! Do you fiddle with Photoshop? Goof around With Gimp? Show us your take on The Robert Pattinson Dior Campaign.

 

Much Love to you all,

RobsFan-tasy

 

 

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Let’s Do It!

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RobsFan~tasy

Well, Ladies!

Sorry I’ve been gone for awhile.

I’ve been in a writing funk and can’t seem to dig my way out!

That, plus Rob going into Super Ninja hiding mode, has made this drought a sand storm for me!

Then, I got to thinking…what’s the best cure for a drought?

I tried going for a brisk walk… Robert-Pattinson-560x794

It didn’t help! I tried doing some stretching exercises…

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Nope! That didn’t work either, so I gave my self a stern talking to…

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And realized the best cure for a Rob Drought is sharing RobPorn! DUH! And RobPorn from “Water for Elephants” is the best!

So let’s do it! Let’s fall in love with Rob all over again!

Now that Melbie’s vid has your undivided attention LOL, feast your eyes on one of the best (though there are tons) pictures to come out of WFE! Robert_Pattinson_Water_For_Elephants_1 Sexy Beast in Blue! 1001Sexy Beast in Blue with flat cap LOL!NewRobertPattinsonWaterForElephantsStill6 Lordy, just look at the shoulders on our man!wfen Watching Rob play heartbroken Jacob Jankowski coming back to life was a thing of beauty!MV5BMjI3ODM4MDk2Ml5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNTg5NjQ4NA@@._V1._SX640_SY478_ Going from wide-eyed innocence…robert-pattinson-and-water-for-elephants-gallery to awareness of the darkness beneath all the glitzy glamour…NewRobertPattinsonWaterForElephantsStill2 was what made WFE the awesome film that it was!Pattinson-Water-For-Elephants-5 Of course, watching Rob get down and dirty was fun, too!Robert Pattinson Continues Filming "Water For Elephants" There wasn’t anything he wouldn’t do to make it all look real!ROBERT-PATTINSON-ON-THE-SET-OF-WATER-FOR-ELEPHANTS-ON-JUNE-3-2010-twilight-series-12728033-452-622 I’ll bet he was in far better shape at the end of the film than he was at the beginning LOL!robert_pattinson_train_water_for_elephants1a He made it look easy but we know it had to have been a lot of hard work! gallery_main-robert-pattinson-water-for-elephants-set-06032010-19 From what we’ve heard in various interviews with his co-stars…     Fotos-de-Robert-Pattinson-en-Water-for-Elephants Rob was greatly admired for his dedication…7224612161045367872238 humor and camraderie! 38781_141338729223783_100000429700240_298254_4978735_nSeriously,if Coca~Cola doesn’t hire this man as a spokesperson, they’re insane! I’ll bet a lot of hot, thirsty hOOrs would buy it just because Rob’s luscious lips have been on that can!!
WATER FOR ELEPHANTS Some people said there was lack of chemistry between Rob and Reese but I beg to differ!robert-pattinson-reese-witherspoon-water-for-elephants-red-dress-blonde-curls-suit-10 At least Rob paid a lot of attention to her boobs, both on set and during the promo tour!

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Well, just like in the film, we arrive at The End of this post!

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Thanks for revisiting one of my favorite Rob films with me!

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Random Rita ~ New FanPic!

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UPDATE!!!

Two more pics have popped up from March 17th in Adelaide!!!

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Gorgeous man!!!

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We are blessed today with RobGoodness!

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Love the close-up crop!!!

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Good mornin’, ladies!

We have a new fan pic of Rob and one very lucky girl taken in the town of Marree during filmin’ of The Rover!

Don’t know when it was taken and I know you probably already seen it, but I wanted it here on RA too!!!

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And because we like BIG pics of Rob…

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So, there ya have it!

Happy Tuesday, y’all!

Rita

Night Raider

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Monday Madness ~ Robert in Wonderland – Part 2

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RobsFan~tasy

Rob in Wonderland – Part 2

Rob stared at the now empty branch where the Cheshire Cat had just been.

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Obviously, the only way he was ever going to find RF and get out of this crazy, mixed-up place was to take the Cat’s advice and talk to the mad hatter, he headed down the road marked “The Mad Hatter.”

He’d only gone a little ways when he heard angry words between the Mad Hatter and the March Hare. It was a ridiculous argument over “Why was a Raven like a Writing Desk?”

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Rob wanted no part of that so he took a detour down a different road marked “The Queen’s Palace.” Being British, and accustomed to a Monarchy, he hoped the Queen could help him find RF.

Just inside the palace gates (attended by a sleeping guard), Rob was stunned to hear RF’s voice and it sounded like she was in trouble. He started running…

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“This is the last straw! I’ve put up with a lot of crazy today! First I lose Rob, then I end up here playing an absurd game of croquet, and now the Queen wants me beheaded! Well, I don’t care what the Queen says….get your hands off me!”

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“OFF With HER HEAD!” cried the Queen in the distance.

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“The Queen demands we take off your head!” they cried, trying to grab her.

“RF! What the hell is going on here?” Rob says, running towards her. “Where have you been? I’ve been looking everywhere for you…you wouldn’t believe what I’ve gone through!”

“Oh, believe me, I’ve had my hands full, as well! What happened, Rob? How did we end up here? Please…help me deal with these idiots so we can get out of here!” RF pleads.

They both set about knocking the cards down and as the cards try to shuffle back into place RF and Rob run away to safety.

Rob stops her by the rose bushes for a moment to hug her cause he’s so glad he found her. “I thought I’d never see you again!”

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“We don’t have time for this…do you know the way out?”

“No, but I was told to look for someone called the Mad Hatter. Maybe he can help.”

Mad Hatter pops out from behind the giant mushroom “Did I hear someone call my name?”

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“Yes, the Caterpillar told me you might be able to help us! Do you know how we can get home?”

“Pardon our manners, I’m RF and this is Rob. We’d really appreciate any help you could give us!”

“Well, now! As it turns out, I’m having a tea party. You should attend! I’m sure one of my guests might have a suggestion. It’s worth a try, don’t you think? Of course, you’ll have to shrink before we get there or you won’t fit at the table heheheh!”

“RF, we can do this! I have some kind of weird mushroom in my pocket that will shrink us. Wanna go for it?”

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“At this point, what do we have to lose?”

They each take a bite and shrink.

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The Mad Hatter carries them on his hat back to his Tea Party table.

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Then they ate a bite from the mushroom in Rob’s other pocket and returned to their normal size where they joined in the festivities at the Tea Party.

And a merry gathering it is.

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The White Mouse knows the way out, but demands a song from RF first!

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“OK! We’ve done all you’ve asked of us, now please tell us how to get home!”

” Why, there’s nothing to it, really! All you have to do to go back together is hold hands {Rob and RF hold hands}…close your eyes {Rob and RF close their eyes} say ‘Off to My Bed’…an​d count backwards from 100!”

“100…99..​.98…97..​.96…” they say together.

Then they open their eyes in RF’s bedroom at the RA Mansion! RF and Rob giggle as they close the bedroom door.

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Much Love to you all,

RobsFan~tasy

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I have to extend a Super HUGE Awesome THANK YOU To Mississippibellalis for making all the above “Rob in Wonderland” manips and gifs with Rob and RF in them. Her edits and graphic work helped inspire this post and as you can see She has an awesome Talent! Thank You Missi, It was a Pleasure working with you! A Special thanks also to Rita for help with the story line. You’s Da Best BB!!

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Monday Madness~ Robert in Wonderland

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RobsFan~tasy

Oh my gosh Ladies!!!

I’ve missed a few Monday Madness posts. Hope this makes up for it!!!

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You all know posting Monday Madness is my favorite thing ever, especially when I get a great idea for an “Epic” post. Well, I haven’t had an epic idea since “The Invasion of the Robs!” Ever since I wrote that one, I just keep thinking, “What can I do next?”

The answer? Rob and I are going to Wonderland!!! So, if you want to go with us, you know what you have to do…

FOLLOW THE WHITE RABBIT…

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WELCOME TO…

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One gorgeous summer day, RF and Rob are sitting on the meadow when RF spots a white rabbit. Being a huge sucker for bunnies, she runs after it but the rabbit disappears into the hollow of a tree.

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Now, when she reaches for it, she slips and starts to fall! Rob, being the gentleman that he is, grabs her ankle to stop her and they tumble down the rabbit hole together.

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WHOA!!!

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The real trouble begins when Rob finally reaches the bottom only to discover that RF has vanished!

Rob finds himself in a room with a tiny door, but he’s much too large to fit through it. Searching for another way out, he spies a round, glass top table with an intricate key on it, along with a bottle that looks suspiciously like a Heinekin, only the lable says “Drink Me!”

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A drink would be good right about now and it does look very cool and refreshing…

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With a shrug of his shoulders,

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Rob drinks…

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and suddenly feels a little bit…odd!

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“WTF?”

It feels he’s shrinking, but how is that even possible?

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Moments later, Rob discovers he has shrunk! Now he’s small enough to fit through the door. Unfortunately, it’s locked! Oh, noze! He looks up through the bottom of the glass top table that towers above him and sees that he’s left the tiny key to the door behind! Double Oh, Noze! Then he notices a very tiny table below the much larger one. On it is a cupcake that simply says…

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“EAT ME”

Eat me? Seriously? Rob ponders the problem of the table and the key. Knowing he has no other choice…

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he eats the cupake and squeezes his eyes shut in anticipation!

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Now stretched back to normal, Rob quickly retrieves the key. Fortunately, there’s enough of the strange drink left to shrink back down to fit through the door. Once through the door, Rob finds himself in a beautiful garden of daisies surrouned by other flowers! In the middle of the field of daisies is a life-sized statue of…Himself!

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“What in the world?” Rob says, out loud.

“Don’t you mean where in the world?” a voice asks.

“Who said that?” Rob cries. He looks around but there’s no one there! Peering at the statue suspiciously, he begins to wonder if it had spoken to him.

“Curiouser and Curiouser,” he says as he walks around the statue a few times inspecting it. It was very realistic looking  yet not quite life-like. Rob reaches out to touch it.

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“DON’T DO THAT!” someone yells.

“She’ll get you if you touch her things!”

“RF doesn’t like anyone messing with her toys!”

“Who said that?” Rob asks again, looking all around.

“We said it!”

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“We said it!”

“Talking flowers? Where am I, in OZ?” Rob asks, not believing his eyes.

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“That’s another story entirely!” Yellow Rose cries.

“RF will not like you calling this place OZ or calling us flowers! We’re Roses!” Pink Rose states indignantly.

“RF? Do you know where she is?” Rob asks.

“Where who is?” asks Blue Rose.

“RobsFan~tasy!” Rob exclaims.

“We don’t know anyone named RobsFan~tasy! Who are you?”

“I’m Rob and I came here with RF!” Rob explained.

“You just said you didn’t know where RF is,” Yellow Rose giggles.

“And, if you are Rob, and she is your fantasy, then she doesn’t really exist, now does she?”

“Oh! forget it! I’ll find her myself! Can you tell me where I am?” Rob asks, now thoroughly annoyed.

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“Well, if you don’t know where you are, how did you get here?” Pink Rose asks.

“He probably doesn’t even know where he’s been!” Yellow Rose cries.

“I bloody well know where I’ve been and I know where I’ve gone! I’ve gone ’round the bend, that’s for sure!”

“Had you gone ‘Round the Bend,’ you’d be talking to me and not those idiot flowers,” a new voice says behind him.

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Rob spins around…the world spinning with him…and when it stops, he’s standing in front of a mushroom that’s not much taller than he is. Upon the great mushroom sits a hookah smokin’ caterpillar!!!
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“Well, since you deem them as idiotic as I do, hopefully, you’ll makes some bloody sense. Who are you?” Rob asks the caterpillar.

“Who are YOU?”  replies the caterpillar as he puffs on his hookah.

“Oh, bloody hell. You’re no better than the roses.  Don’t you think you should tell me who you are?”

“Why?”

“Well, if you ask me…”

“You? Who.Are.You?”

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“Oh, for heaven’s sake! Do you know where I can find RF?”

“In the alphabet, of course.”

“I mean RobsFan-tasy.”

“Then you should say what you mean.”

“Can’t anyone give a straight answer around here?”

“If it’s answers you seek, the answers are in the smoke,” The caterpillar says, holding out the hookah pipe to Rob.

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Rob feels a little woozy after smoking the hookah and begins to see all sorts of colors whirling around his head mixed in with the smoke.The smoke takes on the form of a cat and then transforms into along table with many chairs. It becomes a rose before finally changing into a crown. Rob doesn’t know what the images mean but has the feeling he really needs to get away from the hooka when he sees that the caterpillar transform into a multicolored butterfly. Rob climbs down from the mushroom and starts to leave when the butterfly calls out to him.

“One side makes you taller.”

“One side of what?”

“The other makes you small”

“Other side of what?”

“The mushroom, of course.”

Rob figures traveling would go much faster if he were larger than 3 inches tall, so he breaks off a piece from each side of the mushroom and stuffs them in his pocket. Then he breaks off two more pieces and, with only a little hesitation, takes a bite of one of them. He returns back to his natural size. Rob laughs at the absurdity of it all!

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“Is this crazy, or what?”

There are signs everywhere. Big signs and little signs, pointing in every possible direction.

“I’ll never find RF at this rate!” he says, turning ’round and ’round, looking at all the signs. As he turns, he comes face to…uh…grin with something.

“Lose something?” the grin asks.

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Lose something?”

“Um, yeah…kind of. I’m looking for RF. Can you tell me which way I should go?” Rob asks as the grin grows into a Cheshire cat.

“That depends on where you want to get to.”

“Oh, well that really doesn’t matter as long as…”

“Then it really doesn’t matter which way you go,” the cat says. “Ohhhh, by the way…if you’d really like to know, she went that way.”

“Who did?”

“RF.”

“She did?” Rob asks, pleased that he was finally getting an answer.

“She did what?”

“Went that way!”

“Who did?”

“RF!”

“Who’s RF?”

“But didn’t you just say…oh, bloody hell! Just forget it!”

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“However, if I were looking for an RF, I’d ask the Mad Hatter,” the cat says, pointing to a sign that read MAD HATTER. Well, the last thing Rob wanted was more madness.

“Um, no…no thank you! I, I don’t…”

“OR, there’s always the March Hare in that direction,” the cat tells him as he points in the opposite direction.

“Yes, thank you. I think I’ll go see him.”

“Of course, he’s mad too!” the cat replies.

“Noooo! I can’t take any more mad people!!” Rob exclaims.

“Oh, you can’t help that! Most everyone’s mad around here! You may have noticed that I’m not all there myself!”

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“Most everyone’s mad here! You may have noticed that I’m not all there myself!”

“I’m mad. You’re mad, ” the cat goes on, not giving Rob a chance to comment.

“How do you know I’m mad?” asks Rob.

“Oh, you must be or you wouldn’t have come here.”

With that, the cat vanishes into a fit of dissolving giggles.

To be Continued…

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Much Love to you all,

RobsFan~tasy

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 I have to extend a Super HUGE Awesome THANK YOU To Mississippibellalis for making all the above “Rob in Wonderland” manips and gifs with Rob and RF in them. Her edits and graphic work helped inspire this post and as you can see She has an awesome Talent! Thank You Missi, It was great working with you!! 

And as always I couldn’t do these Crazy posts without the Help of My girl Rita01tx. Thanks BB!! You’s da best!

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Monday Madness ~ Corrupt Me Please!

Hello everybody *waves*

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Hey ladies, I want to take a minute before I begin to thank mississippibellalis for my new Avi. She gave it life by making “me” blink! Isn’t it Cute! Thanks GF!

Rita and I tend to think a lot alike. We were talking about Rob in leather the other night. As you saw she went straight for the surreal hawtness of Caitlin Cronenberg’s Vogue L’Uomo photo shoot. Heaven help us!

But while we were talking about Rob’s gorgeous body wrapped up tight in leather, I stumbled onto this Rob video by kathk9p and it  just about did me in!! The words scream Fifty Shades and RRoP! Add in Leather Rob and we don’t stand a chance of surviving! So get your shamwows out cuz you’s gonna need it!!

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I could corrupt you in a heartbeat
You think you’re so special
Think you’re so sweet
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What are you trying
Don’t even tempt me 
Soon you’ll be crying
And wishing you dreamt me
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You’d be calling out my name
When you need someone to blame
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I could corrupt you
It would be easy
Watching you suffer
Girl, it would please me
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But I wouldn’t touch you 
With my little finger
I know it would crush you 
My memory would linger 
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You’d be crying out in pain
Begging me to play my games
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I could corrupt you
It would be ugly
They could sedate you
But what good would drugs be
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But I wouldn’t touch you
Put my hands on your hips
It would be too much to 
Place my lips on your lips
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You’d be calling out my name

Begging me to play my games.

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We all go a little mad sometimes

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Manip Monday Madness Featuring JA Mash!!! *NSFW*

Hello Everybody *waves*

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Good Morning ladies, These past two weeks I have been busier than Rob on a Promo tour and I is exhausted! Rumors have been floating around that P Fach and his lovely wife have split up. :(AND that our Beloved Fifty shades is about to be made into a movie! 😀 Hot DAMN!! I do hope that turns out to be Rob’s next project! This Rob drought is getting to be too much and IF 50 Shades of Gray were to be his next project the word, “Drought” will be the last word in any womans vocabulary. I am POSITIVE there won’t be a dry seat anywhere in the world!! *giggles* But until we can confirm or deny any of these rumors I thought I’d keep you all dreaming and drooling with some Manips made by the incredible JA Mash! I’ve done this before featuring the work of Soapy Mayhem and now I’m going to show you the work of the very talented JA Mash. We’ll start with fully dressed and see if we can’t rememdy that LOL. Not to self-pimp or anything but every time I see this pic it makes me think of Bella in WIT thinking her Edward is a British Superspy LOL 

And Next, something  a little more casual but infinately more seductive IMHO. I Am Loving This! This is so sexy to me  and I can’t figue out why! (besides it being Rob of course)

Rob on his back draped in leather! Can you say Heaven?

Only Rob Could make a Cold shower Hot and steamy!

Absolutely adore this one! This Tattward is all kinds of WIN!!

There is something intruguing about this one as well! I think guns like that *swoon* would be VERY FITTING on Our Man!

Rob in low slung Denim Jeans with a side order of Finger and Jaw porn just to make sure she kills us DED!!

A Little less dressed *snickers* Here is another great Tattward with his new buzz cut. In this manip the buzz cut works!

And so I leave you with this… Let your minds wander ladies and see where it leads LOL!

Much love to you all,

RobsFan~tasy
 

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Rob being, well…The Man With Kaleidoscope Eyes!

Mornin’, ladies!

At the special request of Eewee333, I’m repostin’ this celebration of Rob’s colorful eyes! Hope you enjoy it!

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The French say, ‘Les yeux sont le miroir de l’dme (The eyes are the mirror of the soul).

Perhaps that explains, in part, our fascination with Rob’s eyes.  Somehow, by losing ourselves in their depths, we imagine a connection, or at least an understanding of this complex man.

It’s not just the dark, thick, expressive brows, or the ridiculously long eyelashes that draw us in…it’s the unexpected colors!

If someone asked me what color Rob’s eyes were, I’d say “blue.”  Definitely, blue!

I would be right…but, I’d be wrong, too!  It all depends on the light and/or the photographer, it would seem.

Tripping through my RobPorn, I’ve been amazed at all the different colors of Rob’s eyes!  Aquamarine? Seriously?

But, then they appear to be gray and I can’t figure out why…

Maybe they reflect the color of his shirt?  God, I love that gray shirt from the Sex Drive premier!  Well, I love ALL the photos of Rob from Sex Drive!

If that’s the case, then what are they reflecting that absolutely makes them green?

Like I said, sometimes it’s light, or the photographer.  How else could his eyes look so black in this one?

It’s not always his natural color(s), either!  Edward’s eyes fascinate me when they are gold…

or when they are fiercely black!

Course, RDMickey likes ’em RED!

Me?  I like them ALL!

Happy Sunday, ya’ll!

Rita

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