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Sensual Sunday ~ The Red Robe of Pain!

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Oooh, ladies!

You have GOT to check this out!

Just came across this gorgeous edit {on Facebook} by Bru SlaveforRob of Edward in that red Volturi robe he wore in New Moon {thanks, PullmydaisyToo}!

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Of course, why they even wanted to cover Edward’s naked chest, I’ll never know *pouty face!*

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Oh, what the hell…I want sparkles!

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Anyway, Edward was doin’ just fine before the Volturi cheated!

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See? He had everything under control, but then…

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They stuck him in the Red Robe of Pain and he got his ass kicked all over the place!

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I think it was jinxed!

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‘Cause every move he made after that ended in disaster!

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Until they broke him {lucky for us, Edward heals quickly}!

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So, basically, in the film version, they made Edward Felix’s bitch!

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At the time, I justified it as Edward and Alice not wantin’ to reveal the true extent of their powers so the Volturi would underestimate them later on, but was it worth…this???

 

Happy Sunday, y’all!

Rita

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Sensual Sunday ~ Born to Be Wild!

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Good mornin’ ladies,

I’m breakin’ a rule today! We here at RA try very hard not to post pap pics of Rob.

However, when I came across these sneaky damn photos a while back, I was inspired to start collectin’ Biker Rob manips. See, I have a love/hate relationship with motorcycles!

On the one hand, they are beautifully crafted pieces of machinery. Some could rightly be called works of art. And don’t even get me started on the rumblin’, thunderin’ growl of a Harley Davidson! That sound makes my lady bits sing “Hallelujah” LMAO!

On the other hand, the f*ckin’ things’ll kill ya!

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April 9, 2011…there’s just somethin’ sexy as hell about a man on a bike! Of course, if he’s already sexy as hell, it’s a lethal combination!

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Rob’s a tall man, but that sure doesn’t look like a full-size bike to me LOL!

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Now, THAT’s a bike!                      Get your motor runnin’…
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Head out on the highway…

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Lookin’ for adventure…

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And whatever comes our way!

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Yeah darlin’ gonna make it happen…

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Take the world in a love embrace…

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Fire all of your guns at once…

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And explode into space!

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I like smoke and lightnin’…

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Heavy metal thunder…

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Racin’ with the wind…

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And the feelin’ that I’m under!

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Yeah darlin’ gonna make it happen…

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Take the world in a love embrace…

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Fire all of your guns at once…

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And explode into space!

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Like a true nature’s child…

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You were born, born to be wild…

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We can climb so high…

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I never wanna die!

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Born to Be Wild!

Happy Sunday, y’all!

Rita

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Sensual Sunday ~ Mellow Yellow!

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Good evenin’, everyone!

A few of these kept grabbin’ my attention on tumblr…so much so that I had no choice but to run with it LOL!

The year was 2010. The event…LA press conference for Eclipse and the photoshoot for the New York Times.

Coulda been the light or maybe it was the mellow yellow shirt Rob was wearin’ but he had a glow about him that day!  What am I sayin’…Rob ALWAYS has a glow about him LOL!!

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Seriously, Rita! You’re gonna wax poetic on me today?

WTF? You’re speakin’ to me again, Rob!?!?!

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Yeah, I guess I am!

Heheheh! Well, in that case, you know I’m gonna take full advantage of your attention!

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Uuuuuh…*crap, what’ve I done?*

Oh, no! There will be no backpedalin’, darlin’LOL!

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Okay, but go easy on me, yeah?

Of course, Rob! I’ll ease you into it gently! *Rita says with her fingers crossed behind her back LOL!*

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In that case, fire away!

First question: Are you all done workin’ on Map to the Stars? We were kinda expectin’ to find you filmin’ on the streets of LA!

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Yeah, as far as I know. David hasn’t called me back for any reshoots and it was only a small part, anyway! But, until it’s in the can…

Thanks, honey! We’ve been so spoiled with all the pics durin’ your other films, we feel almost cheated LOL!

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It was actually nice not to have the whole movie riding on my performance, for a change!

Kinda like a mini-vacation?

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Exactly! I’m glad you understand! You’re not done already, are you?

*Gigglesnort!* Not a chance, darlin’!  It appears to us that your film schedule is shiftin’ more than we expected this year.  What’s happenin’ with Mission: Black List?

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Well, there’s a new director…Jesper Ganslandt, so there’s some rewriting going on, last I heard.

Yeah, but what about the shootin’ schedule? Any idea at all if it’s still gonna be this year?

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One rumor said something about September 30th but, honestly? I have no earthly idea…sorry!

Damn! Another deadline we’ll be sweatin’…just in case LOL!

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You and me, both, Rita! I’d certainly rather be working!

Now, what about Queen of the Desert…the Werner Hertzog film with Naomi Watts as Gertrude Bell? For damn sure we’re lookin’ forward to seein’ you play Lawrence of Arabia, especially if there are robes and tribal headdress involved *swoon!*

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I wish I had more to tell you but you guys always seem to know my schedule better than I do LOL!

Crap! I was hopin’ the rumors of schedulin’ conflicts among the principal players had been resolved…guess not!

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I’m afraid it’s true. I’m waiting for news just like everyone else!

So, it looks like The Rover will be the first time we get to see you on screen since the end of the Twilight Saga! *Oh, fuck..TonguePorn DED!*

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What? Oh, sorry!

LOL! No problem, angel! Talkin’ is thirsty work…I’ll grab somethin’, too!

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*Wonder what’s keeping her!* Rita?

I’m here! Keep your pants on {or NOT *gigglesnort!*}!  I was askin’ about The Rover…when will we be able to see it?

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No official date, yet, but early 2014 is what I’m hearing!

*Sigh!* That seems so damn far away, doesn’t it?

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Awww, Rita! Does that mean you’re missing me?

Shut up! Of course I miss you…we ALL miss you like crazy!

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You know…I miss you guys, too! I’m actually looking forward to seeing some of my girls at the premier, whenever and wherever that is!

Wish I could be one of them, but do us a favor?

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Depends on the favor, Rita! I’ll do what I can, of course!

Hug at least one of them! ‘Cause when you hug one, you hug us all vicariously LOL!

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LMAO! I’ll grab the one who smells the best…how’s that?

Unless they all show up wearin’ Dior Homme, you’ll be spoiled for choice, darlin’!

Thanks for playin’ along with my craziness, Rob! See ya at the movies LMAO!!!

Happy Sunday, y’all!

Rita

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Sensual Sunday ~ Will He or Won’t He?

Am I the only one wonderin’ if Rob’s gonna show up at the Teen Choice Awards next Sunday, August 11, 2013?

Breaking Dawn Part 2 is up for several awards in various categories, including two for Rob specifically:

1) Choice Movie Actor: Sci-Fi/Fantasy

2) Choice Movie Actor: Romance

I would love to see him win in both categories and it would be wonderful to see him again in an official capacity!

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Surprised I kept my mouth shut? Me, too LOL!  But, sometimes, Rob doesn’t need captionin’…it’s enough that we can just look at him to our heart’s content!

Happy Sunday, y’all!

Rita

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Sensual Sunday ~ Verena Black ‘n Whites!

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Good afternoon, ladies!

Soooo! Rob’s in Toronto filmin’ Map to the Stars and fan pics have been pourin’ in all over the place. However, that’s not what I’m postin’ today LOL!

I hadn’t exactly planned to go straight from the dramatic darkness of my previous post to the lightness of today’s, but there’s this one photo, edited by Verena, that’s been hauntin’ me since I saw it. Of course, this means y’all get to see lots more of her magical black ‘n whites ’cause I can’t show you just one LMAO!!!

I’ve made them all as large as possible so, if you want the full effect, click to full screen!

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Despite his half-shaved head, Comic Con 2011 gave us some truly awesome RobPorn!

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Light scruff and shadows framin’ that lusciously plump bottom lip…so f*ckin’ kissable!

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Full-blown brows over heavy-lidded eyes and soft lips *drool!*

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Who could survive bein’ on the receivin’ end of Rob’s penetratin’ stare…

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or his sexy smirk? *DED!*

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I’d love to know what put that playful glint in his eyes!

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All Rob’s facial features combined make for one beautiful man!

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Awesome light and shadowplay! You can even see the sweat of his brow!

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A good black ‘n white hides nothin’…not even the pores in his nose LOL!

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The tender skin of his eyelids and those squished together lips *le sigh!*

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Highly detailed eyes fadin’ slightly as we reach those lips *THUD!*

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Rob’s patented pout! {was Rob’s hair was styled that way or did his own fingers cause that double curl over his forehead? Either way, I love it!!!}

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Don’t let anyone EVER talk Rob into cappin’ his cute teeth! They’re perfect for him!

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More spectacular RobPorn from Comic Con 2011!

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Holy crap! I wanna lick that manly jawline!

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BottomLipPorn FTMFW!!!

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A little tongue-in-cheek to bring us home LOL!

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And this…this is the photo I can’t get outta my head! Does this not remind you of those old-time Hollywood glamor shots?

Before I sign off on this one, you MUST see Verena’s latest and greatest fan vid of Rob!  It’s deliciously long {twss}, so please put on your headphones, crank up the volume and enjoy!

Happy Sunday, y’all!

Rita

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Sensual Sunday ~ Perfectly Imperfect!

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Good evenin’, ladies!

Seems I recall Rob once sayin’ he didn’t photograph well unless the shot was taken from a certain angle!

Pfffft! I beg to differ!

Seriously, just look at this face…

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and tell me it’s not perfect in every way!

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Well then, what is it Rob would rather hide…his nose?

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Okay, there might be the slightest Hump in it!

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Didn’t he say somethin’ about it bein’ broke a couple times in his youth?

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Personally, I think it adds character…not that Rob needs it LOL!

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While searchin’ for Rob’s Hump, it was clear to me that, in 90% of the close-ups of his face, you never notice it at all!

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Mostly, we’re distracted by other things anyway…like FingerPorn!

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*Oooh!* Or serious LashPorn *THUD!*

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Can you see past the stunnin’ EyePorn?

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Killer LipPorn is always a good distraction, too *DED!*

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Dreamy ScruffPorn FTMFW!!!

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Damned if I don’t miss Rob’s SideburnPorn *le sigh!*

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If you can see The Hump for Rob’s more than awesome JawPorn, you’re a better h00r than I am LMAO!!!

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Oops! Rob must think I’m tryin’ to take the Mickey outta him LOL!

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{sorry…just lost my train of thought *drool!*}

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What’s really rare in the world of RobPorn is a profile shot that shows the Hump!

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And I have to wonder if Rob’s grown into his nose ’cause The Hump was more noticeable when he was younger and much skinnier!

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Hell’n everything on his face was more prominent back then LOL!

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Yeah, it took him awhile, but…

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in the overall scheme of things, Rob’s hump is simply a perfect imperfection…

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Ain’t nothin’ about this face I’d change!

Happy Sunday, y’all!

Rita

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NSFW!!! Sensual Sunday ~ Attention to Details!

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NSFW ~ don’t open this at work!!!

OK, ladies!

I’ll admit Rob’s photoshoot for Details was never one of my favorites!

All I remember about the interview itself is Rob tellin’ the lady he was allergic to vaginas {yeah, right}! Even though he was jokin’, the number of people who actually believed him was ridiculous LMAO!!!

As for the photos, most of them simply did not capture the Rob we all know and love!

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First of all, they tried to tame his hair!  We don’t like tame…the wilder the better!!!

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Then they tried to turn him into a rich, playboy manwhore! Who are they tryin’ to kid?

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Not that we didn’t appreciate a visit to the Promised Land LOL!

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But all the nekkid models?

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I’m sure that was appealin’ to all the men who bought the magazine…

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but it just bugged the shit outta me cause they were in the same shot as Rob…

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whereas, all we need is ROB!!!

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Preferably without any *ahem* companions!

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I don’t think they’re listenin’!

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Not even hands, if you don’t mind!

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Good thing Rob is a consumate actor because I somehow doubt he was all that into it!

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Although I could be mistaken LMAO!!!

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It’s only now that I find any beauty in all the jittery, out of focus shots!

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Perhaps, durin’ the course of the day, the photographer was inspired by Rob’s mountin’ discomfort with the whole scene!

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I actually like the different colored eyes in this shot!

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With the loosenin’ up of his hair…

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Rob commences the freakout!

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How much more can our man take?

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He’s gonna blow!

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Run, Rob!

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Run for your life!

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Blessed peace…if only for a few precious moments!

As much as I bitch about this photoshoot, it’s extremely rare {but not unheard of} that they make their own accompanying video!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIl5vqhyAxA&feature=player_detailpage

If for no other reason, I’m doin’ this post because Biel’s Crystalised vid ’cause that song just won’t get outta my head!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=REPa68gsBq8

{WP is actin’up today so please click the links on these two vids!}

Happy Sunday, y’all!

Rita

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Sensual Sunday ~ When Your Jaw Just Drops!

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It’s GOT to be DiorRob today, ladies!

They didn’t give us much and most of what we DID get was bootlegged and very poor quality, but DAYUM!!!!!

We’re in so much trouble when the actual Dior Homme campaign starts in September *GROAN!* Why the long wait *le sigh!*

So, here’s what happens in Rob’s fandom when his girls get so excited we pee our panties!

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We jump in feet first and edit/enhance the shit outta whatever we get!

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Thank you, Fearlessmore, for prettyin’ up what was a bootleg screenshot!

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When it comes to enhancin’ one of the few originals, I knew we could count on our ol’ Cougar Mama, MelbieToast *fist bump!*

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Cricrila‘s sepia is just a taste of all the different ways our girls saw this pic!

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FeistyAngel34 wasn’t satisfied with b/w where Rob’s concerned…she gave us COLOR!

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Although PattinPerv2 likes a blue sweater {jumper *sigh*}, most kept the black!

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Socalmom2four bathes Rob in a warm glow!

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Love her meldin’ of these two photos, but don’t blame NereCullen… this is how Rob is quoted everywhere I’ve seen! Either it should have been “As an actor you are ON your own” or “As an actor you are in your own {world?}”

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I could not resist this one by Dazzledbyrp {Maggie!}

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Before any of the rest of us could get to him, Jayme DuRob claimed him LMAO!!!

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IveBeenRobbed reminds us that Rob is always superHAWT in black sweaters {jumpers *groan*}!

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There’s no tag on this one but the source is Keepcalmanddazzle, whose comment was: “#DiorRob ribbed for her pleasure!!! LOL {FIST BUMP AND AMEN TO THAT!!!}

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Every edit I’ve seen of this original is an improvement! Verena rocks!

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I love Swovie‘s subtle tints in her edit!

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SteffySwan77 brings the focus to Rob’s eyes!

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I do believe another FIST BUMP and AMEN is warranted for Robsessed1123‘s edit LOL!

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Kill me now! I’m so lovin’ the crisp colors in MySexyVampire‘s edit!

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Untagged and tilted but I KNOW this one belongs to Keepcalmanddazzle!

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If it says RPAustralia, it’s CreationbyJules! {I’m a JulesH00r…I know these things LOL!}

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Francis67 made several sweeeet edits of this pic and I chose 2 to share with you!

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I almost thought this was an edit of the sweater/jumper pic, but the lips are the tell!

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One of these days, imma feature Edbellfan cause I love the dramatic darkness of her edits!

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Oh, Cricrila! How do I love thee? Let me count the ways… LMAO!!!

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Can I get a final FIST BUMP and AMEN, Sistas!!!

Happy Sunday, y’all!

Rita

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Sensual Sunday ~ Dreaming of Rob!

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Ah, dear ladies!

Today, I’m proud to feature a new photo editor/enhancer I discovered on tumblr!

Nere Cullen~DreamingOfRob caught my beady little eye and it’s been a real treat watchin’ her try out new and different techniques on Rob!

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Truer words were never spoken! Nere’s streaky blue background highlights Rob beautifully!

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I know you all recognize this from a photoshoot for Remember Me, but how cool has Nere made the background? Love that effect!

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And, if anyone was ever in doubt about where Rob comes from, she makes it very clear with this edit of Rob and the Union Jack!

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Her color / texture play makes this pic pop! Especially the violet colored eyes!

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My favorite of her banner attempts!

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I don’t know how difficult it is to make everyone in the background b/w, but it’s a great look!

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Cool color play on this pic of Rob as Jacob Jankowski!

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Love this near sepia but not entirely sepia effect!  {Those jewel-like eyes! Those sweet sweet lips! *THUD!*}

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Seems shadow shots are fairly popular nowadays…not that I’m complainin’ LOL!

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Nor would I EVER turn down multiple Robgasms!!!

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Cause who doesn’t love gettin’ more Rob for your buck?

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True dat!!!

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Most recently, our girl has been turnin’ out the cutest Rob film posters! Ah, Cedric!

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Daniel Gale! Sweetest nerd in the world…one of my favorite Rob characters!

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Art..what can I say about Art?!?!  Rob made us believe in him in the end LOL!

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We will never forget Tyler Hawkins…

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or Jacob Jankowski…

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Eric Packer…

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or Edward Cullen!

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Rob has immortalized each and every one of his characters and Nere has given us some really good RobPorn to stuff our stashes with!

Thank you, Nere, and I hope you don’t mind that I used your pics today!

Happy Sunday, y’all!

Rita

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Sensual Sunday ~ The Art of Seduction!

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Good evenin’, ladies!

It goes without sayin’ that Rob could give lessons in the Art of Seduction, but I’m not here to give away any of his trade secrets!

No, I’m here to wallow in the sensual beauty that is Rob and I’m takin’ you with me!

NEED to be seduced all over again…

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’cause I’ve been feelin’ kinda neglected since Rob’s been in ninja mode!

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With The Rover his only film in the can so far this year….

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it could be AGES until he’s on the promo tour!

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Somethin’ along the lines of the Cosmopolis promo tour would be ideal!

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I wouldn’t wish for him to be subjected to the intense fuckery that encompassed promotin’ the Twilight Saga ever again!

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Although, WE got an epic amount of RobPorn out of the deal…

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I don’t think it was all that much fun for Rob!

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Well, except maybe for some of the nicer fan encounters!

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The quiet, respectful fans who’d show up late at night around his hotel…

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hopin’ for a glimpse,  a kind word…acknowledgement, if you will…

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and an autograph…better yet, a photo!

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Rob DOES appreciate his fans, I’m sure!

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And, boy, do we appreciate him!

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We appreciate everythin’ he does for us…

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it’s just that we miss him!

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Maybe, if we’re lucky…

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some charity event or other will touch his heart enough to attend!

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Oh, my! Rob in a suit again after all this time?

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That would be such a treat for us…

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his 1%!  You remember? He said if only 1% of his Twilight fans followed him forward…

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he would consider himself lucky!

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Ha! No luck about it!  We’d follow our man to hell and back!

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All he ever has to do is ask!

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All he ever has to do is give US even 1% of his attention!

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Just let us know what your own way is, darlin’, and you can have it!

Oops!  I mighta got off track LOL! But I sure do feel a whole lot better, don’t you?

Happy Sunday, y’all!

Rita

Night Raider

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