I was working on my fic today and without giving anything away I started listing reasons why we love Rob. It was really quite easy and soon I had far more reasons than I could use in my fic. Rob is such an amazing man I thought we could try to see if we could come up with 100 different things to love about him. We all could probably do this quite easily alone but I don’t want to hog them all LOL. I’ll give ya all a jump start but after that it’s up to you! So message your Girlfriend and fellow Rob pervs, Pull out you pornfolios and open up your tumblers, start the music and let’s get started ok?
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It’s Press Junket time!!! And one of my absolute favorite things about Rob is the Word Vomit he brings while being interviewed. What is Word Vomit, you might ask? Basically, it’s the spewing of words from a person with absolutely no filter. I’m sure we’ll all agree that Rob is the King of this, right? And although we have only had a few Rob interviews so far, he has given us so much to enjoy already.The first one that made me giggle was in Brussels, it was a brave fangirl’s birthday…
Are you 3 years old? LMAO!! The poor girl couldn’t figure out the joke, she just asked Rob to kiss her. She was probably shaking in her boots! But she did get what she asked for…awwwww.
Now that was sweet, so let’s take it to the complete opposite end of the spectrum with Rob’s story about Edward’s thrusting and the Executive Producer’s “borrowing” Kristen. (check out the 1:06 mark)
The one where Rob calls all of us crazy and you should just give up trying to understand women. Thanks a lot Rob!
The one where Rob wants Twi fans to bring french fries and mayonnaise to events. (I’m on it Rob!) 1:30ish
And whether you’re a Robsten, a Nonsten or an IdontGiveaCrapsten, we all know Rob is not gonna hear the end of this one!
And for those of you who want to go back in your little bubble (like me), I leave you not Word Vomit but Hope For All. (or just me, lol) 1:35ish
By the way Rob, how many times do we have to tell you…We Love YOU!! Looks like we all have bad taste.
Until next time, because you know he’s just getting started,
So what did I miss? What was your fave Word Vomit so far?
PS- Tonight I’m going to be hanging out at the backdoor of Jimmy Kimmel with this amazing banner made by the lovely and talented Cared. Let’s hope I get it signed and have a story for you when I return!
Good Morning Ladies,
Even though it is posted on the top right over there on the side bar I felt it neccessary for the post I am about to do to RE post the following warning:
” WARNING: THIS
SITE POST CONTAINS COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF ROBERT PATTINSON. WOMEN WITH HEART CONDITIONS ARE ADVISED NOT TO LOOK DIRECTLY AT ROBERT PATTINSON. THIS ALSO APPLIES TO WOMEN WITHOUT HEART CONDITIONS – HE’S VERY PRETTY. ANYWAY, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, ENJOY THIS ROBERT PATTINSON FANSITE POST!!” xoxo
OK, now just in case that didn’t get your attention and you weren’t listening, Maybe if you hear it from ROB himself You’ll believe me…
“It’s Dangerous For YOU!”
You have been Warned!! 😛
As you can tell by the post title this is about the most amazing face. Two days ago I had a little “Accident”, you see I tripped and fell deep into the darkest recess of my Pornfolio. Don’t feel sorry for me, IT WAS FUUNN!!! LOL
But it has taken me two days to climb out, with the following pictures clenched between my teeth, so that I coud show them to you. Ok NOW you should feel sorry for me cause I’m no longer swimming among thousands of pics of “The Pretty” LOL
Wihile I was there I got to noticing something about our boy Robert, He has the most AMAZING face! Oh Don’t Roll your eyes girls! I know what your thinking, “Well DUH!” Right? am I right? I know I’m right. But Imma show you my PURDY Pictures anyway!!!!
Yes, I can hear you all now, “It’s because he aged in between those photos and they aren’t in chronological order either.” That’s what I though too at first. But look at these two photos of Rob on Leno.
Yeah, I know they are a couple years apart and the hair is different But still very different,
Then I noticed this:…
Besides the obvious fact that our Man Robert hasTHE MOST AMAZING, BEAUTIFUL FACE EVAH I bet you are asking yourselves, What is her point? Right? well… to be honest. I DO NOT have one LMAO!! I just wanted a reason to post The Pretty’s pretty picture cause HE’S VERY PRETTY. SEE? SEE HOW PRETTY HE IS??!! HE’S VERY PRETTY!!!!
Hi all y’all! Yep, for some reason I’m channeling my inner Reese Witherspoon today. Maybe it’s because it’s Tuesday and we get to focus on some more Rob bits. And you know Reese did her share of that on the set of WFE! Anyhoo, last week MC had us focus on Rob’s backside and it got me to thinking…I’d like to go down a little more south (twss)! I bet you thought I was an Angel, huh? Well, usually I keep my pervy side private but MC’s on a mission to get me converted. So sit back and enjoy the show!!
Let’s start off with one of my favorite ass shots:
Next we have a nice little moving bum collage:
And there’s always he’s adorkable arse:
And just imagine these with Ellen underpants (I guess it happens every Twi movie!):
The hardest part (twss) of these posts is not finding pictures, it’s choosing which ones to use. So let’s bring sexy back with a whole lot of ass candy!
Okay, so I’m pretty sure one of those was NOT Rob but (hehe), it’s the best I can do! Hopefully we will have much more of Rob’s crack in Bel Ami ( at least that’s what HE told me) and one of you talented ladies can make a new video!So, now it’s your turn. I know you’ve been dying for this one. Let ’em loose all you H00rs!
Oh but I haven’t even Begun yet…
And then, there is Rob himself, not just his Twilight Saga giggles but ROB….
Whenever I’m feeling down all I have to do is jump into my giggle folders
And before you know it,
Just like you are now….
So the next time your feeling down Do what Rob Does…
I was thinking about adding a tab for “Funnies” If you would like to see more then give this post a like and if i get 10 likes I’ll create one.