Good evenin’, ladies!
It goes without sayin’ that Rob could give lessons in the Art of Seduction, but I’m not here to give away any of his trade secrets!
No, I’m here to wallow in the sensual beauty that is Rob and I’m takin’ you with me!
I NEED to be seduced all over again…
’cause I’ve been feelin’ kinda neglected since Rob’s been in ninja mode!
With The Rover his only film in the can so far this year….
it could be AGES until he’s on the promo tour!
Somethin’ along the lines of the Cosmopolis promo tour would be ideal!
I wouldn’t wish for him to be subjected to the intense fuckery that encompassed promotin’ the Twilight Saga ever again!
Although, WE got an epic amount of RobPorn out of the deal…
I don’t think it was all that much fun for Rob!
Well, except maybe for some of the nicer fan encounters!
The quiet, respectful fans who’d show up late at night around his hotel…
hopin’ for a glimpse, a kind word…acknowledgement, if you will…
and an autograph…better yet, a photo!
Rob DOES appreciate his fans, I’m sure!
And, boy, do we appreciate him!
We appreciate everythin’ he does for us…
it’s just that we miss him!
Maybe, if we’re lucky…
some charity event or other will touch his heart enough to attend!
Oh, my! Rob in a suit again after all this time?
That would be such a treat for us…
his 1%! You remember? He said if only 1% of his Twilight fans followed him forward…
he would consider himself lucky!
Ha! No luck about it! We’d follow our man to hell and back!
All he ever has to do is ask!
All he ever has to do is give US even 1% of his attention!
Just let us know what your own way is, darlin’, and you can have it!
Oops! I mighta got off track LOL! But I sure do feel a whole lot better, don’t you?
Happy Sunday, y’all!