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Sensual Sunday ~ The Art of Seduction!

Wet Rob Avi

Good evenin’, ladies!

It goes without sayin’ that Rob could give lessons in the Art of Seduction, but I’m not here to give away any of his trade secrets!

No, I’m here to wallow in the sensual beauty that is Rob and I’m takin’ you with me!

NEED to be seduced all over again…

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’cause I’ve been feelin’ kinda neglected since Rob’s been in ninja mode!

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With The Rover his only film in the can so far this year….


it could be AGES until he’s on the promo tour!

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Somethin’ along the lines of the Cosmopolis promo tour would be ideal!


I wouldn’t wish for him to be subjected to the intense fuckery that encompassed promotin’ the Twilight Saga ever again!

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Although, WE got an epic amount of RobPorn out of the deal…


I don’t think it was all that much fun for Rob!


Well, except maybe for some of the nicer fan encounters!


The quiet, respectful fans who’d show up late at night around his hotel…

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hopin’ for a glimpse,  a kind word…acknowledgement, if you will…


and an autograph…better yet, a photo!


Rob DOES appreciate his fans, I’m sure!


And, boy, do we appreciate him!


We appreciate everythin’ he does for us…


it’s just that we miss him!


Maybe, if we’re lucky…


some charity event or other will touch his heart enough to attend!


Oh, my! Rob in a suit again after all this time?


That would be such a treat for us…


his 1%!  You remember? He said if only 1% of his Twilight fans followed him forward…


he would consider himself lucky!

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Ha! No luck about it!  We’d follow our man to hell and back!

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All he ever has to do is ask!

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All he ever has to do is give US even 1% of his attention!

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Just let us know what your own way is, darlin’, and you can have it!

Oops!  I mighta got off track LOL! But I sure do feel a whole lot better, don’t you?

Happy Sunday, y’all!


Night Raider


Filed under Rita01tx, Robert Pattinson, Sensual Sunday

Sensual Sunday ~ Pucker Up, Dollface!

Alright, ladies!

Who has the most kissable lips God ever gave man? ROB!

Can we ever get enough of lookin’ at ’em? NO!!!

We all have a whole bucket list full of things we’d like to do with {and/or to} Rob, even if it will only ever be in our dreams…and dream we do!  But, suckin’ face with The Pretty is way high on that list!

First time I saw this photo of Rob at the Tokyo premier of Goblet of Fire is when I went “DAYUM! That’s ROB?” Cause I hadn’t started seriously huntin’ down RobPorn until Twilight came out!

And while I am completely enamoured with Rob’s PantyMeltin’Pout {I refuse to call it a TroutPout cause that’s just nasty}, what I will be focussin’ on today is the Mother of all Puckers, aka Rob’s MotherPucker!!!

Jayme! What did I just say? ME has no control LMAO!!!

See, every now and then, someone catches Rob puckerin’ those sweet lips like he’s sayin’ “Oooooh!” and I just fuckin’ SWOON!

You can see ’em  beginnin’to loosen up…

just a little bit more…

Until they look as soft as downy pillows! MWAH!!!

Aw, now that’s just overkill! And who the H E double hockey sticks put lipstick on our man!?!?!

Rob pops that MotherPucker even when he’s not aware of the cameras….

Or, maybe he IS aware of the cameras!

{Needed to see that one up close!} DAYUM! That upper lip just begs to be attacked!!!

Either way, I’m pretty sure he’s flirtin’ with us when pops it durin’ personal appearances!

How he keeps switchin’ from top lip pucker to bottom lip pucker, I’ll never know!

But MotherPuckerin’ both of ’em together? Must take a lot of practice LMAO!!!

MotherPuckerin’ even gets to us when it’s framed by Rob’s glorious scruff…

OK, so a more subtle approach to highlightin’ Rob’s MotherPucker with a little red might just grow on me…or, maybe it’s just because it’s BIEL!

Melbie’s black ‘n white just proves that Rob doesn’t need color to suck us in with his MotherPucker!

Give us a profile, MotherPucker! {wipes tear…I just kill myself sometimes!} {Click on it if it turned tiny on me!}

Three-quarter profile? Yeah, better…

OMG! The half-open MotherPucker! *THUD!*

Well, that’s me DIED, so I’d just like to take this opportunity to thank Clairebamboozle…my partner in crime on this post. She provided the gifs and some of the photos! Thanks, BB!!!

Thank you, Rob!

Happy Sunday, y’all!



Filed under Addicted, Breathless, in my dreams, My Brand of Heroin, Rob Pattinson, Sensual Sunday

Sensual Sunday ~ Remember Me…With Love From Me to You!

Welcome back, Angelz!

If you’re wonderin’ about that little ♥ symbol at the top of my avi that’s been makin’ an appearance lately, it’s just to keep the text from starting off so high up {just don’t look right to me}.

Coulda been any symbol, I guess {Ω ♠ Ψ ♣ Σ or ♦}, but I  Rob, and I you all, of course, so ♥ it is LOL!

There IS a point to this…I think!  Yeah, I was thinkin’ about Remember Me!  One of the only films where Rob looked and dressed so much like himself for the role of Tyler Hawkins that the end scene just broke my !  I know I wasn’t the only one!

I didn’t show you this edit by Sally ~ InRobWeLust last Sunday.  I was holdin’ out on you cause it’s what inspired today’s post!

So fuckin’ beautiful, it brings tears to my eyes!

Sally wasn’t the only one to move me with their lovely edits, enhancements and banners for Remember Me…

I credit this one to Floren83, even though it’s not tagged, cause I snagged it from her RobPorn stash a long time ago {shameless lurker that I am}!

You have to look close, but I promise this is a Robelied edit {gonna have to search for more of her stuff}!

Have I ever told you how much I love Rob in RED???  This is tagged RPAU {Robert Pattinson Australia}, but it has Jules’s fingerprints all over it…Jules? This yours?

Now, I KNOW this one is Jules’s!  Absolutely one of my very favorites!

The lovely Biel made this photo look like it mighta been found among the debris of the Twin Towers…soooo haunting!

There’s a raw earthiness to some of Biel’s edits that speaks to me!  I like her style!!

If you’ve never seen this Melbie edit before, shield your eyes…it will burn itself into your bwainz!  Oops…too late!  I consider this a triumph of her craft!

Once again, I can only tell you this fabulous banner is credited to Nylfn…people need to tag their shit, damnit!

If I knew who made this beautiful banner, I’d hug ’em to death, I tell you! {You guys double clicking these things? They’re huge!}

Such a poignant scene {unknown bannermaker}!

By the time Rob / Tyler spoke those words, I was sobbing my  out…I just broke *ungh, ungh, gulp!* {damnit, Jules!}

Thanks, Melbie darlin’!  Just what I needed to, uh…refocus LOL!

Oh, yeah! Now we talkin’!!!

Lordy, the light on his hair! Those lips…GAH!  With plenty of red in the background? FTMFW!!!

Another Melbie Masterpiece I just had to share with you all!

Am I crazy for lovin’ that beat-up face?  Only because I know it’s just make-up, right? But, oh, that razor sharp jawline *drool!*  So lickable!!!

Whoever chose this photo for the official movie poster was genius! Love the way the wind ruffles his hair!  And the half smile on his beautiful face *groan!*

Take us out with a smile, Biel darlin’!

And, if all that RobGoodness wasn’t enough for you, I’ll leave you with her awesome vid “Just Tyler  / with love from me to you”…

Now, Imma just go watch Remember Me again!

Happy Sunday, ya’ll!



Filed under Addicted, Artistic Genius!, Remember Me, Rob Pattinson, Sensual Sunday, Tybert

Monday Madness… A Video Tribute to FF Hawtness!!! Def NSFW!!!

Good morning, ladies!

Rita and I are putting our heads together for you today. We were trying to come up with ideas for posts that weren’t “Done to Death” and, since we aren’t as lucky as our California Counterparts *ahem :P, * we’ve kinda run out of idears…til now.

What could be better than hot video tributes to some of our favorite Fan Fiction stories?

Let’s start the day off RIGHT…which is code for:


 If you get caught watching these at work, you WILL be fired, so please do NOT jepordise your Jobs! Wait till you get home!!! If You are under 21 or sensitive, “TURN AWAY NOW!!” YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

So, first up is one of my personal favorites by Biel for Master of the Universe by Snowsqueens Icedragon:

Only THE BEST for my girls!! 😀

Now that I have your attention, How about a little something for all you working girls out there who had to work today, Think about this the next time you’re in “The Office”  (The Beautiful Bastard) By JustBiel1

Ok I never saw this vid or heard of this fic before last night but DAYYUM!!! This thing curled Mah toes!!! Not surprising since it too is from JustBiel1 Video inspired upon the twific “Incubus Anomaly”, by the awesomely talented elusivetwilight. IA is M rated for dark lemons and dark themes, so is this video.

 Holy Hell!! Is it HOT in here????

 Well if it ain’t it about to be!!!

When Renee is diagnosed with a terminal illness, Isabella makes the ultimate sacrifice. Selling herself to the highest bidder to do with her as they please may just prove to be more than she bargained for.
Rated M for a reason folks!

If you haven’t read yet then please do so! You won’t regret it, I promise:

OK, I gotta stop before I burn down The RA Mansion LOL so imma turn you over to Rita now. Take it GF!!!

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Damn, girl! Start with the best, why don’t ya LOL!

Well Biel vids ARE the best and THIS vid is the very reason I read The Red Line by Winndsinger…


Alitriona made GREAT Fan Fiction videos for one of the first FF’s I ever read, Wide Awake by AngstGoddess


and for the angsty goodness that is The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow!


Many of us are completely besotted by anything written by CaraNo!  FrenchOthFan made this fabulous vid for Our Yellow House! OMG! I seriously need to read that now that it’s complete!!


Another complete story I MUST read is Sins of the Piano Man by Solareclipses!  She made her own super vid for it…


Not all stories are about Edward and Bella.  Dee602 brought this f*ckin’ AMAZING vid by MexicanGirlTat to our attention back in January on MC’s Friday Fan Fiction post “180 Degrees of Edward.”

Dee didn’t know which fic it was linked to so I did a quick search and we THINK it might be for a Tyler (Remember Me) and Mallory (Welcome to the Rileys) crossover fic called Fix You by HeartK.


ONE more before I turn it back over to RF!  I was just now searching YouTube randomly and found THIS vid for Life Unexpected by GoldenEyess…

Why have I not heard of this fic? Oh yeah…cause it’s not posted yet BUT IT WILL BE!! So go “like” it on Facebook and let her know how much we are looking forward to reading her story!!


Hey! It’s me again,

We started with a Fifty Vid and we’s gonna end with a Fifty vid!!! How could I NOT include Melbie’s…

“Call My Name!”

Want more??? Come Back Next Monday for another all vid post dedicated soley to, Snowqueens Icedragon’s “Master of the Universe ~ Fifty Shades Of Gray”

“Laters Babez”

RobsFan~tasy & Rita01tx


Filed under Artistic Genius!, Monday Madness, Rob Pattinson

Rob being, well…Absolutely Inspiring!!

Hey, ya’ll!

I can’t be with you in person today as I’m on vacation in Texas, but I left this behind so RobsFan-tasy could post it for me!  She will do me the honor of replying to your comments on my behalf.

Back on Sunday, October 30th, the lovely Bernadette Lentini-Jones commented:

“I don’t ever think there is a drought…there’s always something to find.”

Well, I thought about that for a minute and, you know, she’s right!  So, my reply was:

“Good point, Bernadette darlin’!  There IS always something to find.  And when there isn’t, we create our own.”

Now, there’s no way I have room enough to include works by everyone who has ever been inspired by Rob, so I will leave you with a few of my favorite treasures by some of the most creative people in all of Robdom!

{You’re going to want to double click these beauties to full screen for the full effect!}

Jules makes it extremely difficult to choose a favorite from the many banners she creates, but since this one is the wallpaper on my computer at work…

Maliciouspipi goes all Mondrian on us with this banner of Rob from the Eclipse premier in LA…just look at how she draws us to his eyes…oh God! eyelashporn!…and his luscious lips, not to mention the jawporn and fingerporn!

Jolori likes to give us multiple Robgasms when she drops in on us with one of her banners

BlueAbyss17404 created this gorgeous painting of The Pretty…

She has since decided to start using her own name, FDASuarez.  I FLUV this painting from the Eclipse press conference…

Ask anyone and they’s tell you that Biel makes some of the very best Rob vids on YouTube.  Her choice of music is always perfect!

Another of my favorite vidmakers is Dukkesa31

Running out of room here, ya’ll!  But I’m not leaving without presenting you with a masterful enhancement by the incomparable MelbieToast!!!


I’m apologizing again if I did not use some of your work!  You know I love you all and there are more Rob inspired creative people working on (RobsFan-tasy, MidnightCougar, Robsfuturemate, TheMissMod) and visiting (special shout out to Nicole and RDMickey who always share their own beautiful RobPorn!) this site than you can imagine!

That’s me for now, darlin’s!



Filed under My Brand of Heroin, Rob Pattinson, Sensual Sunday