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Sensual Sunday ~ Rob…I Wanna Get in Your Pants!

Hi, ya’ll!

Last week’s Perfect in Plaid post got me ta thinkin’, and ya’ll know that thinkin’ just gets me into a world of trouble, since I’m always thinkin’ of Rob!

So, thinkin’ of Rob’s plaid shirts just naturally leads me to what he wears with ’em.

Now it occurs to me that we’ve been sorely missin’ somethin’, lately…can’t quite put my finger on it, though.

Hmmm, now what on earth could it be????

Now, Rita! You couldn't possibly be missing the suits, now could ya?

No, Rob darlin’, you been real good to us in the suit department.  No complaints…at all! That’s not what’s got me ponderin’ so hard… {*Gasp!* Jules, honey! That’s one  damn fine gif you gave us!}

Well, I know you ladies don't like me in shorts, so that can't be it.

It’s not that we don’t love your bare legs, baby!  But, seriously???

You surely don't mean to diss what I wear on my down time, now do ya Rita?

*Gulp* No! No, I wouldn’t DREAM of makin’ fun of those shiteous red shorts, Rob honey!

Good (I think)! Cause, when I'm not on "display," the "boys" gotta breathe, ya know?

I couldn’t agree more, Rob!  Wouldn’t wanna jeopardize any future baby makin’ plans, darlin’! {Kill me now!  Daddybert!  How sweet will that be?}

So, you're not down with loose casual pants, huh?

*Whew! Fannin’ frantically!*  Well, not really, Rob…but, I might be down with gettin’ THOSE down *gigglesnort!* 

Aw hell, Rita! What else could you possibly be missing? I'm completely stumped!

*Squeeeeee!*  YES!!!  There they are!  Oh, we sooo miss your ripped button-fly jeans, Rob darlin’!

What??? I would've thought you ladies would be missing the "sexpenders!" LOL!

*THUD!* Yeah but…! No, but…!

Not even with your favorite sexboots? Rita! I'm surprised at you!

Aw hell, Rob! Now you’re just bein’ mean…makin’ me choose!!?!?!  It’s just that…

there ain't NUTHIN' sexier than a good pair of jeans!

So, puhleeeeeze!  More button-fly jeans!

I give up...just take me AND my button-fly jeans AND my sexboots to boot...get it? To boot? LMAO!

If only I really could “take” you, Rob darlin’!  If only…

No truer words have ever been spoken, Melbie darlin’!  Thanks for all the lovely edits! MWAH!!

Happy Sunday, ya’ll!

Rita

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