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Sensual Sunday ~ Your Guide to the Promised Land!

Wet Rob AviGood evenin’, ladies!

I know I’m very late, but it’s GOT to still be Sunday somewhere in the world, right?

You can probably tell from the title that I got my perve on today LOL!

Yup! I’ll be examinin’ that typical male leg spread that leads us to “The Promised Land!”

It’s a guy thing and Rob, king of all guys, will be demonstrating some of the subtle nuances {whether he wants to or not}!

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I call this the Semi-Open Invitation!  Rob’s feelin’ good about himself and is open to communication, but that’s it…no touchie feelie shit allowed!

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Seein’ as he’s hunched over Hidin’ the Goods, I’d say the invitation is hereby revoked… don’t expect anythin’ more’n a polite howdy do!

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Rob’s Alpha Male Signal to all other dudes to back the fuck off…he’s Numero Uno!

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Which, at the same time, is his Matin’ Display to the ladies!

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Well, I’m sure as hell ready to be mated LMAO!!!

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And I know I’m not the only one!  DIED an’ Gone to Heaven *groan!*

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This subtle signal means Rob’s Not Available no matter how funny and cute you are!

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Rob’s You Do All The Work display! {startin’ with gettin’ rid of that belt *THUD!*}

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Who’s up for a matin’ session with Rob on that hammock? Raise your hands!!!

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Awww, Rob! Fair warnin’…we’re not above molestin’ you in your sleep LOL!

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Heheheh! I thought that would get his attention…he wouldn’t wanna miss anything, right?

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Subliminal Size Suggestion! By puttin’ a couple large, inaminate objects between Rob’s legs, we are subconsciously lead to assume there’s more than enough to go around LOL!

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I’m sure it wasn’t meant to be so suggestive as to be downright scary, but whoever took that photo wasn’t takin’ our pervy little minds into consideration!!!

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If they knew us at all, they’d know that we are, at this moment, measurin’ Rob’s hands, fingers and thumb LMAO!!!

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Not to mention his feet LMAO!!!

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And the results of our measurements have just been confirmed by Rob himself ROTFLMAO!!! {Poor Matt gave up and crossed his legs in shame!}

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Ultimately, Rob’s Wide Legged Straddle is an invitation to be, well…straddled!

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Excuse me while I live vicariously for an hour or two…maybe longer *le sigh!*

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Oops! A blatant signal from Rob that he’s had enough for today!

Until next time!!!

Happy Sunday, y’all!

Rita

Night Raider

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