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The RFM Kimmel Adventure

Hello my friends! I am writing to you late at night after a very exciting day. I hope that this makes sense to you because I’m as coherent as possible after experiencing such an exciting day.

Yes, this is from last time

So let’s start with the obvious. Rob taped his Jimmy Kimmel interview this evening. I had been trying for days to get tickets. I started to get really discouraged when all my friends were able to get tickets but me. But I resigned myself to the fact that I could still hang out at the back door and see if I could get an autograph.

It all started to go down hill when the beautiful banner Cared made could not be printed out from my computer. With little time to do anything about it, I grabbed a poster off my classroom closet and just went with it. Traffic was horrendous, people were already in line and waiting out the back, we couldn’t find the parking structure and drove passed Maggie standing in the front of her “general” ticket line. We finally made it there and I stood with a friend in line to keep her company. Maggie was up ahead and was telling them how I didn’t get tickets. One man said, “I have an extra ticket. Does she want it?” She immediately called me over and I think I may have been pretty exuberant in my “Yes” response. I WAS IN!!!!  There were no cameras or pictures allowed, so you just have my story and some fan pics outside.

Let’s just say that it was surreal. I’m still in shock!  We got in the fifth row which is pretty decent (except for the camera directly in our eye line! We were leaning this way and that to get a good look!). Four rows ahead of us sat Richard and Clare. When they came in Maggie grabbed my leg so hard, I think I have a bruise! Dean walked in and was talking to the employees. He actually SMILED!!! And he looked very handsome when he did. Then our Boy walked in and I kind of felt like I was watching a video. It seemed so unreal! But there he was, black t shirt, black jacket and pants, black socks and some old black shoes. He said he wanted to be comfortable! And that he didn’t know where the shirt was from, it wasn’t his! (Surprise, surprise). “It might be racist” he said! Word Vomit #1.

Kimmel then asked Rob about being a hand model. Which Rob responded with the fact that he had been asked this so many times he might be mixing it up with his dreams. They asked his mum to verify and she said, “Absolutely not.” Rob then told her, “Well, actually I’m more of a butt model. Which you’d never know and can’t refute.”  So funny!

There was also a story of Rob getting rocks thrown at him by a “fan” in Brussels. He liked it and wished they wouldn’t have stopped him. Rob said he liked the “Mayhem.” hehe

Then came the part you all are dying to hear about…the BD Sex Scene!! Rob said it was originally an R rated film, mainly because of Kristen. He was just doing the same old thrust. Cue visual of Rob making some weird movements with his arms! He said they needed to put a leash on him so he wouldn’t move so much. (kinda kinky there!) But then he said it looked more like probing and it was just the tip! LMAO, the audience was roaring with laughter and poor Rob was saying, “I didn’t mean anything by that!” Kimmel told us this movie was very erotic and how would the audience survive? Rob mentioned something about us wanting to see thrusting (at least I think he did and hopefully this is not MY dream). We all clapped and screamed.

Finally, Rob talked about filming with the babies. The robotic ones that were half the size of Kristen and the real ones with wigs that looked like Troll dolls. I don’t know why hearing Rob talk about babies makes me swoon so much!

Rob was his endearing, word vomit spewing self. He was gorgeous and kept twisting his wonky feet and pulling on his hands. Watching him when they played the BD clip was fun to watch. He gets so embarrassed! Let me just say the main things I noticed was that Rob was super skinny and those fingers are just as long as they seem! After the show Rob went out and signed stuff for the fans waiting outside.Unfortunately, you can’t do both but I was very happy with what I did get. Seeing Rob with my Real Eyes!!! The pic with him is for my next adventure!

Hope you all enjoyed this little breakdown of the taping. I’m sure I may have missed something and may think of it later! I’ll let you know if I do. And don’t forget to watch The Jimmy Kimmel show on November 9th. You won’t regret it!

Falling happily asleep now,

robsfuturemate

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Pick The Pick 5 anyone?

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"Hello Everybody! *Waves*

It’s been a week or so and I’m back to challenge your knowledge of “The Precious Pretty Parts in your Pervy portfolios!” LOL (try saying that three times fast! *snickers*) Pick the Pick Pictures come from our very own Cared this week. so here we go.

Can You find me?

I see you!!!

If This one is found quickly I will post some more throughout the day…
Ready, Set, GO!
 

rdmickey 1989 *Wink*

           rdmickey1989 Wins round 5!!!

 
 
Laters BBez…
 
 
RobsFan~tasy
 

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Tonguing It Tuesday Robporn- Fingerporn Edition

Hello Ladies! Today it is my turn to try my hand at Tonguing it Tuesdays, so get your tongues ready to start wagging!! One of my favorite Rob bits(hehe) is those glorious fingers. Oh the things he can do with them! Holding a bottle or cigarette, tickling the ivories or strumming a guitar, grasping his hair and heaven help us when he touches the buttons of his pants(and I mean trousers although bonus points for someone who can find a pants pic)!!

So I’m gonna get us started with a wonderful fingerporn collage by the talented Melbie Toast (my first place to run on post day!).

click for larger (twss)

And for those of you who can handle some more…here’s an added bonus! The fingerporn with a little tongue…AND IT’S IN MOTION!!!!

And because I can’t leave well enough alone…a video is always the perfect ending!

So go ahead ladies, bring on the FINGERPORN!!!

Robs Fan~tasy

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Does He Know?

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RobsFan~tasy

As I mentioned in an earlier Blog, A video about Rob came to my attention last week (see RoBasket case below) and I went to several different blogs to hear what people were saying about it. The one thing that really caught my attention was several comments made about the way Rob looks directly into the camera and the effect it has on his fans. Someone asked, and I quote, “Do you think he knows what he’s doing when he looks directly into the camera like that? Do you think he realizes what it does to us? The effect he has on us when he does that?” The replies were instantaneous, absolute and abundantly to the positive that, “YES he knows exactly what he’s doing and he does it intentionally just to drive us wild.” end quote.
 
It made me smile to think that he did so intentionally but I instantly disagreed with everyone else. I didn’t think so then and I still don’t.
Pattinson Perfection

"How You Doin'?"

Many things have fascinated me over the years, among them handwriting analysis, discerning body language and basically the way the mind works in extreme circumstances. Since I don’t have a sample of his handwriting to examine (my preference of the three) that leaves me with the other two. Rob is self effacing, respectful, courteous, kind, and patient. It’s pretty obvious to everyone that Rob is easily embarrassed, bashful and shy. Yet he’s found himself, quite unexpectedly, not only in the lime-light but the very heart of a massive fan base. Not just a teenage fan base brought on by the popularity of a teen novel made into an award winning movie series but girls as young as three and, I know for a fact, women into their seventies. His fan base far exceeds anyone’s expectations or even wildest imaginations.
 
 Rob has been quoted as saying that he’s thought about giving up acting, that the screaming fans are frightening and sound like the gates of hell! LMAO@ that.
 
 
 I imagine 6,000 + Squeeeeing women and girls would be quite frightening. He’s also admitted he doesn’t understand the fuss over him.
 
Anyway, (*deep breath* *Try to concentrate* he’s so Adorable and sexy) If you watch the multitude of interviews and appearances that I have where Rob is just being himself, you see little tell-tale signs that give him away. The thumb biting, nervous and self-conscience. Blushing, Duh, embarrassed. Wringing or fidgeting with his hands, again nervous. Sucking in his cheeks trying not to laugh is a sign of his disbelief that all this is happening to him. I think as well that running his hands constantly through his hair is not Just a means to keep his hair out of his eyes (because he does it with short hair too) but an unconcious habit of protecting himself, the equivalent of crossing your arms over your chest in an uncomfortable situation.
 

Embarrassed and Self protective.

I wanna be that thumb!!!

Sexy? Definitely. nervous habit? more than likely.

 
Oh my! *help!*
Again, very sexy but intentional? Don’ think so…
The fact that he stares directly at the camera, I think, comes from his modeling. I mean in some cases that is a requirement of the shoot, right?
 
There are other things, believe me, I could go on and on but I won’t. In short it’s simple observation and comes down to one very simple fact: For someone to have the effect on the female population in the way that Rob does and Intentionally do something to egg them on they would have to be pretty friggin’ arrogant to do so. We all know Rob is too shy, humble and bashful to even consider that he could have that effect on people. (I’m sure he’s aware of it but he doesn’t accept it as being because of Him.) As he said in the video (he still believes) it’s the Edward character they are reacting to and not Rob Pattinson. Oh how wrong you are on that one Rob!
 
Sincerely,
 
RobsFan~tasy

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Rome Rob! There is No Cure!

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Well, once again I’m asking, “Am I nuts or is it just Rob’s innate ability to be so F**k Hawt awesome that it’s driving me crazy? I mean SRSLY, What is it about Rome Rob? Can you explain it? Cause I sure as hell can’t! I didn’t even like Rome Rob at first. I know right? WTF was I thinking? Even after I admitted I was Robsessed, they were my least favorite pics of him. Now, I cannot look at a picture of Rome Rob and not stare at him for long periods of time. I can’t look at a picture of Rome Rob and not smile so big that my eyes disappear! I can’t look at a pic of Rome Rob without Having to take a deep shuddering breath (always assuming of course that I remember to breathe at all!) I can’t look at a picture of Rome Rob and not bite my lip to keep the *squueee* from escaping. I cannot look at a picture of Rome Rob and not trip into the deepest part of the Robgutter! Why? Can you explain it?
Robearto!!! *Drools*

From Adorkable to Mr. Sex~on~Legs in 2.5 seconds!!

 I mean compare those Rome Rob pictures to the WFE pics, He’s Stunningly gorgeous in WFE, Short hair, clean cut, clean shaven, well dressed (for the time period) and despite having worked around animals all day you can just imagine that he probably smells *sigh* Wonderful. Those beautiful blue-gray eyes just suck you in and hold you captivated. All that combined makes him Hawt as hell. Then, there’s Rome Rob (damn him!) Wildly, messy, grungy hair, unshaven, clothes all rumply and askew, kinda looks like he’s been on a three day sex orgy/drunk. He has this look in his eyes like he’s about to devour you or like he is thinking about doing things that would make a ho blush and STILL manages to come off at times as adorkable and vulnerable!
Sexy Eyes and Short hair.

Lord Help Me!!!

 Come on Rob, WTF? Just weeks before Rome you looked like a very nice, handsome, polite, innocent, bashful, (and yet somehow still incredibly sexy) young man on his way to the top with the approval of every mother on earth and then you hit Rome. What did you do step off the plane and into a puddle of puberty and sex appeal? Suddenly you’ve got every woman on the planet, (whether they want to admit it or not) fantasizing about what she would like to do to you and with you. Even if they were fantasizing about you Before Rome I can pretty much guarantee those fantasies went into maximum over-drive the moment you landed in Rome. In three days you went from handsome young star to sexiest man alive! Or Mr. Sex on legs as I’ve heard just recently.
 
 Even when you left Rome and your appearance changed yet again, you somehow managed to keep that very alluring, sex eyes, sexy pout, (full of forbidden promises) sex appeal and you’ve carried it with you ever since. The really Terriffic and amazing part about the whole damn scenario is that you seem completely unaware of it, still bashful and disbelieving when people mention it to you. Which in turn makes you all that much more appealing to the masses. You are without a doubt the most confusing, mind-boggling, nerve-racking, incredibly talented, always inspiring, undeniably sexy, continuously thrilling, stunningly, inhumanly, Beautiful man (inside and out) that I have ever encountered in my entire life. Whatever you do Rob, Don’t ever change!
 
Always Yours,
 
RobsFan~tasy
 

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Just for Shizz and Giggles

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Last night as I was browsing the net, I stumbled across a pic of Rob that I had seen different versions of but I hadn’t seen this exact one. I saved it and went on surfing but that pic got me to thinking about a blog I read some where. (sorry can’t remember who, when or where. It was quite awhile ago.) In this blog, a woman had gone to some event somewhere in London Rob was appearing at. She didn’t have tickets to get in but she stood near the “red carpet’ (Gosh, sorry I just can’t remember..) just in the hopes of getting a glimpse or a pic of him. Any way she got more than she had expected and got to shake hands with Rob. *faint*  One of her blog buddies asked if his hands were exceptionally large and were his fingers exceptionally long, after all they’d HAVE to be in order to play the piano the way he does right?
Loooongg Fingers

*Nose dives into the RobGutter*

 

Then I got to thinking about how many blogs and videos etc. there are about our Wonderful Rob’s hands, Which in turn brought me back to this other pic I had found. So many people want to know how large his hands Really are. Being the curious type I got to thinking and pulled the pic up out of my files and sat there looking at it, wondering…  “if he’s six foot one…and I’m….then that would mean…”  yadda yadda yadda.
 
 I admit I’m no mathmatical wizard but looking at it on my screen it appeared to be Alomst of life size but not quite. I was like, “Well, crap! If it was just slightly larger I could tell. Then it occurred to me…Enlarge ya dope! So i did…and well, * SNICKERS* by my calculations it’s gotta be in my “Professional Opinion,”  *rolling my eyes*  Pretty Freakin’ accurate!!! *LOL*
 
You know the drill, click the link, enlarge to 125% center his hand on your screen and compare his hand to your hand…I bet you once you do you’ll be grinning like an idiot!! I did. I admit it!!

http://robert-pattinson.net/photos/displayimage.php?pid=1904&fullsize=1

 

See, you are grinning Like and idiot and your mind is going crazy with all kinds of WILD thoughts Right?
Enjoy,
 
RobsFan~tasy

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What Does It For You?

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Well, I finally finished building my Robalicious web site. Now I’m writing my first RoBlog and I can’t think of a better topic for any Blog other than Rob can You? I Mean, You just have to LOVE a man who says things like, “I’m just a tool. I’m just A Big Hard Tool!” *LMAO*
 
As I was lurking around from site to site teaching myself about blogging and Building websites and basically Rob-stalking, (Yes I said it! I Own it! Can you blame me? *LOL*) I realized every one likes him for different reasons. Many, Many different reasons. So to get things started I want to know, What is it about Robert Pattinson that just Drives You WILD? I mean seriously,

      Was it his role in Twilight as the Gorgeous Vampire Edward Cullen
                                                 that captivated you…?
(Amber eyes to Ambush your heart!)
    Is it that GQ look he can pull off so well that makes your heart race….?

OH YEAH!!! C*H*O*M*P!!!

 
 
And then there’s his hair that is so often Messy and yet somehow Always Perfect…?

YEP PERFECT! A woman could happily get lost forever looking in a face like that!

 Or could it be those Long, Lush eyelashes, or maybe is it those Haunting Blue-Gray eyes that are so easy to get lost in you forget what you were saying….?

*Le sigh* *faint* *Thud*
 Uumm…where was I? *rereads blog & skips over pictures*…oh Yeah, is
                                           it those full, pouty lips….?
(Those lips are just begging to be kissed, and OFTEN!)
*Shakes away the day-dream* (Hmmm this may take longer than I thought.) I’ve learned that some people have real attraction for that
                                            Strong Gorgeous Jawline….?
(Rob’s Profile. Strong Jaw. ‘Nuff said. *Pffftt*
 
Could it be, like so many others, (and I absolutely agree with them) that   you’re attracted to his big, strong hands, with those long elegant fingers?
(Yup! That Works for ME!)
 Of Course, there’s always that Amazing torso to tantalize your thoughts…?
(Gah! Happy Trail! Happier Blogger!)
                        Is it that Tush that turns your insides to mush….?
(You Know! BWAhaahaaa)
Could it be that it’s the way he can be Red Carpet Glamourous one minute…?
*SO HAWT*
      And then turn around and he’s completely “Adorkable” the next….?
(Damn! Even “Adorkable” he’s Sexy!)
 
And then the next time you see him he’s got that drop dead, Take your
                                breath away, “Come Hither” Stare….?
(Too…Pretty…Can’t Take it…)
                                                            
          *Gah!!! Gotta… concentrate, Can’t. Get. Distracted. By. The. Pretty.*
                   There’s always his Amazing, Soulful, Beautiful Voice…?

(Lord, THAT VOICE goes through me like Liquid Gold! *Shivers*) 
 
                         And of course there’s that Wonderful Giggle….?

(Go on, admit it, you’re either laughing your butt off or grinning like an idiot trying not to! Ain’t no shame in that!)

 Is it the way he’s Swamped by all his adoring fans to whom he is always so Gracious and yet, he still manages to remain humble and disbelieving
                                               that so many adore him…?
(AWWW!!! Even when he’s shy and Bashful he’s HAWT!!!)
                                    I don’t know about you, but as for me,…
(SOO VERY FINE!)

THE WHOLE FREAKIN’ PACKAGE THAT IS “HAWT”!!!

 So tell me, What Does it for you? What is it about Rob that gets you hot? Have I overlooked something? have I left something out? Please leave me a comment and a little love too. Mwah! 

Sincerely,

RobsFan~tasy

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