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Sensual Sunday ~ The Red Robe of Pain!

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Oooh, ladies!

You have GOT to check this out!

Just came across this gorgeous edit {on Facebook} by Bru SlaveforRob of Edward in that red Volturi robe he wore in New Moon {thanks, PullmydaisyToo}!

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Of course, why they even wanted to cover Edward’s naked chest, I’ll never know *pouty face!*

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Oh, what the hell…I want sparkles!

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Anyway, Edward was doin’ just fine before the Volturi cheated!

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See? He had everything under control, but then…

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They stuck him in the Red Robe of Pain and he got his ass kicked all over the place!

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I think it was jinxed!

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‘Cause every move he made after that ended in disaster!

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Until they broke him {lucky for us, Edward heals quickly}!

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So, basically, in the film version, they made Edward Felix’s bitch!

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At the time, I justified it as Edward and Alice not wantin’ to reveal the true extent of their powers so the Volturi would underestimate them later on, but was it worth…this???

 

Happy Sunday, y’all!

Rita

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Sensual Sunday ~ Will He or Won’t He?

Am I the only one wonderin’ if Rob’s gonna show up at the Teen Choice Awards next Sunday, August 11, 2013?

Breaking Dawn Part 2 is up for several awards in various categories, including two for Rob specifically:

1) Choice Movie Actor: Sci-Fi/Fantasy

2) Choice Movie Actor: Romance

I would love to see him win in both categories and it would be wonderful to see him again in an official capacity!

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Teen Choice Awards 2012:

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Surprised I kept my mouth shut? Me, too LOL!  But, sometimes, Rob doesn’t need captionin’…it’s enough that we can just look at him to our heart’s content!

Happy Sunday, y’all!

Rita

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Sensual Sunday ~ Perfectly Imperfect!

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Good evenin’, ladies!

Seems I recall Rob once sayin’ he didn’t photograph well unless the shot was taken from a certain angle!

Pfffft! I beg to differ!

Seriously, just look at this face…

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and tell me it’s not perfect in every way!

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Well then, what is it Rob would rather hide…his nose?

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Okay, there might be the slightest Hump in it!

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Didn’t he say somethin’ about it bein’ broke a couple times in his youth?

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Personally, I think it adds character…not that Rob needs it LOL!

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While searchin’ for Rob’s Hump, it was clear to me that, in 90% of the close-ups of his face, you never notice it at all!

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Mostly, we’re distracted by other things anyway…like FingerPorn!

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*Oooh!* Or serious LashPorn *THUD!*

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Can you see past the stunnin’ EyePorn?

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Killer LipPorn is always a good distraction, too *DED!*

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Dreamy ScruffPorn FTMFW!!!

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Damned if I don’t miss Rob’s SideburnPorn *le sigh!*

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If you can see The Hump for Rob’s more than awesome JawPorn, you’re a better h00r than I am LMAO!!!

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Oops! Rob must think I’m tryin’ to take the Mickey outta him LOL!

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{sorry…just lost my train of thought *drool!*}

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What’s really rare in the world of RobPorn is a profile shot that shows the Hump!

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And I have to wonder if Rob’s grown into his nose ’cause The Hump was more noticeable when he was younger and much skinnier!

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Hell’n everything on his face was more prominent back then LOL!

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Yeah, it took him awhile, but…

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in the overall scheme of things, Rob’s hump is simply a perfect imperfection…

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Ain’t nothin’ about this face I’d change!

Happy Sunday, y’all!

Rita

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Sensual Sunday ~ When Your Jaw Just Drops!

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It’s GOT to be DiorRob today, ladies!

They didn’t give us much and most of what we DID get was bootlegged and very poor quality, but DAYUM!!!!!

We’re in so much trouble when the actual Dior Homme campaign starts in September *GROAN!* Why the long wait *le sigh!*

So, here’s what happens in Rob’s fandom when his girls get so excited we pee our panties!

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We jump in feet first and edit/enhance the shit outta whatever we get!

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Thank you, Fearlessmore, for prettyin’ up what was a bootleg screenshot!

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When it comes to enhancin’ one of the few originals, I knew we could count on our ol’ Cougar Mama, MelbieToast *fist bump!*

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Cricrila‘s sepia is just a taste of all the different ways our girls saw this pic!

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FeistyAngel34 wasn’t satisfied with b/w where Rob’s concerned…she gave us COLOR!

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Although PattinPerv2 likes a blue sweater {jumper *sigh*}, most kept the black!

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Socalmom2four bathes Rob in a warm glow!

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Love her meldin’ of these two photos, but don’t blame NereCullen… this is how Rob is quoted everywhere I’ve seen! Either it should have been “As an actor you are ON your own” or “As an actor you are in your own {world?}”

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I could not resist this one by Dazzledbyrp {Maggie!}

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Before any of the rest of us could get to him, Jayme DuRob claimed him LMAO!!!

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IveBeenRobbed reminds us that Rob is always superHAWT in black sweaters {jumpers *groan*}!

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There’s no tag on this one but the source is Keepcalmanddazzle, whose comment was: “#DiorRob ribbed for her pleasure!!! LOL {FIST BUMP AND AMEN TO THAT!!!}

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Every edit I’ve seen of this original is an improvement! Verena rocks!

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I love Swovie‘s subtle tints in her edit!

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SteffySwan77 brings the focus to Rob’s eyes!

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I do believe another FIST BUMP and AMEN is warranted for Robsessed1123‘s edit LOL!

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Kill me now! I’m so lovin’ the crisp colors in MySexyVampire‘s edit!

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Untagged and tilted but I KNOW this one belongs to Keepcalmanddazzle!

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If it says RPAustralia, it’s CreationbyJules! {I’m a JulesH00r…I know these things LOL!}

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Francis67 made several sweeeet edits of this pic and I chose 2 to share with you!

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I almost thought this was an edit of the sweater/jumper pic, but the lips are the tell!

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One of these days, imma feature Edbellfan cause I love the dramatic darkness of her edits!

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Oh, Cricrila! How do I love thee? Let me count the ways… LMAO!!!

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Can I get a final FIST BUMP and AMEN, Sistas!!!

Happy Sunday, y’all!

Rita

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Random Rita ~ Rob in da Hood!

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Computer crapped out on me yesterday, ladies!

But, never fear…Rita is here!

Today, I’ll be bringin’ you loads of good RobPorn to brighten your Monday!

‘Cause who can be blue or depressed when Rob’s in da Hood???

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The Carter Smith hoodie Rob’s are some of the most beautiful pics of Rob ever made!

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I chose this one because it looks like Rob’s about to start an illegal street race LOL!

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Here, I’m wonderin’ where the hell everyone went! He’s all by his little self…boooo!

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I will forever and ever use any excuse to post and repost Bru’s dark hoodie Rob!

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Is this not the most gorgeous edit of Rob as Cedric in a hoodie for HP GoF?

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Goin’ for the LashPorn here, ladies! Can you blame me?

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Oh, that sweet upper lip just begs to be kissed! *THUD!*

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Again? Yes, please! *le sigh!*

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Rob’s threadbare black t-shirt caught my eye in this one. He still wears it after all these years LOL!

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JawPorn FTMFW!!!

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Is there such a thing as the JawPornPout? I think I just invented it LOL!

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Hell to the yeah…a freakin’ close-up!!!

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LashPorn and EyeBrowPorn make this one irresistible!

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OK, I debated about includin’ this one ’cause, if we didn’t know it was Rob, he could be any ol’ playground perv and that just ain’t right!

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I am completely melted by the poignant look in Rob’s eyes!

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Ghostly FingerPorn LOL!

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OMG! Rob really DOES have big hands, doesn’t he?

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Some pics of Rob are classic….

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and some are iconic!

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While some are destined to become classic…

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or iconic! Sweet Jesus, this one has it all…just look at those luscious lips and shy boy eyes! *SWOON!*

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Rob’s Mona Lisa smile…top that, Leonardo {da Vinci} LOL!

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I really wish Da Vinci was alive today to paint Rob! {Oooh! Rob as Michaelangelo’s David? I think I’ve seen a manip of that somewhere!}

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Besides a blindin’ smile, I’m totally goin’ for the ChestHairPorn!!!

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The only thing more lethal than Rob in a hoodie is Rob in a hoodie while wearin’ a beanie! *DED!*

Happy Monday, y’all!

Rita

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Sensual Sunday ~ The Art of Seduction!

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Good evenin’, ladies!

It goes without sayin’ that Rob could give lessons in the Art of Seduction, but I’m not here to give away any of his trade secrets!

No, I’m here to wallow in the sensual beauty that is Rob and I’m takin’ you with me!

NEED to be seduced all over again…

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’cause I’ve been feelin’ kinda neglected since Rob’s been in ninja mode!

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With The Rover his only film in the can so far this year….

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it could be AGES until he’s on the promo tour!

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Somethin’ along the lines of the Cosmopolis promo tour would be ideal!

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I wouldn’t wish for him to be subjected to the intense fuckery that encompassed promotin’ the Twilight Saga ever again!

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Although, WE got an epic amount of RobPorn out of the deal…

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I don’t think it was all that much fun for Rob!

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Well, except maybe for some of the nicer fan encounters!

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The quiet, respectful fans who’d show up late at night around his hotel…

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hopin’ for a glimpse,  a kind word…acknowledgement, if you will…

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and an autograph…better yet, a photo!

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Rob DOES appreciate his fans, I’m sure!

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And, boy, do we appreciate him!

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We appreciate everythin’ he does for us…

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it’s just that we miss him!

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Maybe, if we’re lucky…

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some charity event or other will touch his heart enough to attend!

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Oh, my! Rob in a suit again after all this time?

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That would be such a treat for us…

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his 1%!  You remember? He said if only 1% of his Twilight fans followed him forward…

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he would consider himself lucky!

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Ha! No luck about it!  We’d follow our man to hell and back!

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All he ever has to do is ask!

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All he ever has to do is give US even 1% of his attention!

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Just let us know what your own way is, darlin’, and you can have it!

Oops!  I mighta got off track LOL! But I sure do feel a whole lot better, don’t you?

Happy Sunday, y’all!

Rita

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Sensual Sunday ~ Baseball Boy!

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Oh my God, ladies!

I’ve been laughin’ my ass off all week readin’ one of the funniest fics I’ve come across in a good while LOL!

Bella at her snarkiest best…Edward {a.k.a. Baseball Boy} at his dorkiest EVER!

“Wait! What?” you may ask. “It’s not Fan Fiction Friday!”

Yeah, but it’s the inspiration for my post today and, therefore, fair game! Get it…Fair Game LMAO! But, seriously, do yourselves a HUGE favor and start reading:

Curve Ball by Staceleo

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9102043/1/Curve-Ball

Opposites attract don’t they? Not in Bella Swan’s world. Unfortunately, the Captain of the baseball team has other ideas. A short chapter tale written for mauigirl60.

{Diamond…*gigglesnort!*}

The key word bein’ “baseball,” it stood to reason I’d hark way back to the Vampire Baseball scene from Twilight LOL!

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Of course, it’s from Cosmopolis rehearsals, but Rob’s got to practice first, right? Well, it does look like he’s at a battin’ cage, don’t it?

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And, Rob’s wearin’ a proper baseball cap. What? I liked that pic in color, too!

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You have to catch the ball, before you can throw it Rob!

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There ya go, darlin’! {Are you catchin’ Rob’s pout? *Drool!*}

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Time to suit up and get out on the field…give ’em hell, baby!!

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Why so serious? It’s supposed to fun!

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Oh, I get it…someone’s cheatin’! Fuck ’em up, darlin’!

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LOL! I spy blue boxers!!

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Don’t let that big bully push you around, darlin’!

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Sorry, Missi! Guess Rob’s not beyond flippin’ someone the bird after all LMAO!

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Heads up…you still have a fastball to catch!

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Faster Rob!

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And NO CHEATIN’!

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Uh, oh! They saw you cheatin’ with the wires, baby!

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Bunch of pussies! You call that rumblin’?

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Game called on account of gross incompetence LMAO!!!

One of the reasons that made the whole Vampire Baseball scene so much fun for me was the music that went with it…Supermassive Black Hole by Muse!

Hell’n I was stuck in a Classic Rock rut for years until Twilight came along and updated my taste in music LOL!

What life change did Twilight do for you?

Happy Sunday, y’all!

Rita

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Sensual Sunday ~ Dear Rita!

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Ladies!

You are NOT goin’ to believe this…hell’n you coulda knocked me over with a feather then this arrived in my RA in-box the other day!

Was this for real? Is someone pullin’ my leg?

Stranger things have happened, I guess, but WTF?

Dear Rita,

I hope you don’t mind me writing to you like this, but I’ve had such a bad week that I needed some advice.

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First of all, just when I thought I was managing to snag myself some interesting roles out of the shadow of Edward Cullen, they go and drop me from Unbound Captives for being too manly and not Edward Cullenish enough! Bloody Hell, Rita! You’ve seen my long, bendy fingers and wonky legs…Do they look overly manish to you?

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Then they go and nominate me for Worst Actor at the Razzies. Still, at least I didn’t win that one (but I do think they should have had a separate category for that bloody itchy wig I had to wear )!

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Rita, I feel I’ve known you long enough that you’ll give it to me straight…well, you did offer something like that the last time I was in the RROP with you, remember? Do you think my fans will still love me after Twilight?

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I’m sorry to be a bit of a Whinging Pom about it all but, what with the heat out here, and spending my nights watching reruns of Only Fools and Horses and Fawlty Towers, I think I might be feeling a tad homesick.

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Yours Sincerely,

Rob

Somewhere in the outback of Australia

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(Sorry, can’t say more…you know how the paps are.)

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{Rita bites down hard on her knuckles, squeeein’ herself blue in the face as silently as possible, and grabs an industrial strength ShamWow to sit on!}

Dear Rob,

You know you can write to me {or anything else you might want to do to me *THUD!*} anytime you want, darlin’!

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Just remember that turnabout is fair play!

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Sweetheart, you were still just a kid when those people approached you for Unbound Captives. Your Edward Cullen, gangly 109 year old teenager, persona may have been how they saw you back then…

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but, honey, you’re all MAN now!

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So, let Zach Efron play Unbound Captives. We want to see you play the Sexy Beast we all know you are. I hear there’s a great movie in the works that needs a leadin’ man and we all think you’d be perfect for the part. It’s a rather large role and the lead character’s name is Christian. Perhaps you’ve heard of it…Fifty Shades of Grey?

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As for the Razzies, your ridiculous wig absofuckinlutely deserved to be in the Razzie Hall of Fame, but that has nothing to do with your actin’. Don’t listen to those f*cktards who put that shit out there, baby! Your massive fanbase knows you are an amazin’ actor. WE will NOT be surprised to see you takin’ home an Oscar someday instead of presentin’ one to someone less deservin’!

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Rob, you can always count on  me to give it to you hard and straight…

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and believe me when I say your fanWOMEN, hOOrs and Angelz will follow you unto the ends of the Earth!

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Now, I know it’s been hot as hell in the Land Down Under, so just get yourself back here to the RRoP as soon as you get home…I’ve got just the thing to cool you down *gigglesnort!*

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Feel better now, darlin’!

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I’ll take that as a “yes!” LMAO!!!

Happy Sunday, y’all!

Rita

Super huge thanks to ClaireBamboozle {Rob’s letter} and RF {BIG help with responses}!!!

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Monday Madness~ Robert in Wonderland

*blows kisses*

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Oh my gosh Ladies!!!

I’ve missed a few Monday Madness posts. Hope this makes up for it!!!

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You all know posting Monday Madness is my favorite thing ever, especially when I get a great idea for an “Epic” post. Well, I haven’t had an epic idea since “The Invasion of the Robs!” Ever since I wrote that one, I just keep thinking, “What can I do next?”

The answer? Rob and I are going to Wonderland!!! So, if you want to go with us, you know what you have to do…

FOLLOW THE WHITE RABBIT…

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WELCOME TO…

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One gorgeous summer day, RF and Rob are sitting on the meadow when RF spots a white rabbit. Being a huge sucker for bunnies, she runs after it but the rabbit disappears into the hollow of a tree.

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Now, when she reaches for it, she slips and starts to fall! Rob, being the gentleman that he is, grabs her ankle to stop her and they tumble down the rabbit hole together.

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WHOA!!!

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The real trouble begins when Rob finally reaches the bottom only to discover that RF has vanished!

Rob finds himself in a room with a tiny door, but he’s much too large to fit through it. Searching for another way out, he spies a round, glass top table with an intricate key on it, along with a bottle that looks suspiciously like a Heinekin, only the lable says “Drink Me!”

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A drink would be good right about now and it does look very cool and refreshing…

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With a shrug of his shoulders,

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Rob drinks…

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and suddenly feels a little bit…odd!

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“WTF?”

It feels he’s shrinking, but how is that even possible?

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Moments later, Rob discovers he has shrunk! Now he’s small enough to fit through the door. Unfortunately, it’s locked! Oh, noze! He looks up through the bottom of the glass top table that towers above him and sees that he’s left the tiny key to the door behind! Double Oh, Noze! Then he notices a very tiny table below the much larger one. On it is a cupcake that simply says…

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“EAT ME”

Eat me? Seriously? Rob ponders the problem of the table and the key. Knowing he has no other choice…

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he eats the cupake and squeezes his eyes shut in anticipation!

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{{{{{{GROWING}}}}}}}

Now stretched back to normal, Rob quickly retrieves the key. Fortunately, there’s enough of the strange drink left to shrink back down to fit through the door. Once through the door, Rob finds himself in a beautiful garden of daisies surrouned by other flowers! In the middle of the field of daisies is a life-sized statue of…Himself!

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“What in the world?” Rob says, out loud.

“Don’t you mean where in the world?” a voice asks.

“Who said that?” Rob cries. He looks around but there’s no one there! Peering at the statue suspiciously, he begins to wonder if it had spoken to him.

“Curiouser and Curiouser,” he says as he walks around the statue a few times inspecting it. It was very realistic looking  yet not quite life-like. Rob reaches out to touch it.

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“DON’T DO THAT!” someone yells.

“She’ll get you if you touch her things!”

“RF doesn’t like anyone messing with her toys!”

“Who said that?” Rob asks again, looking all around.

“We said it!”

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“We said it!”

“Talking flowers? Where am I, in OZ?” Rob asks, not believing his eyes.

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“That’s another story entirely!” Yellow Rose cries.

“RF will not like you calling this place OZ or calling us flowers! We’re Roses!” Pink Rose states indignantly.

“RF? Do you know where she is?” Rob asks.

“Where who is?” asks Blue Rose.

“RobsFan~tasy!” Rob exclaims.

“We don’t know anyone named RobsFan~tasy! Who are you?”

“I’m Rob and I came here with RF!” Rob explained.

“You just said you didn’t know where RF is,” Yellow Rose giggles.

“And, if you are Rob, and she is your fantasy, then she doesn’t really exist, now does she?”

“Oh! forget it! I’ll find her myself! Can you tell me where I am?” Rob asks, now thoroughly annoyed.

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“Well, if you don’t know where you are, how did you get here?” Pink Rose asks.

“He probably doesn’t even know where he’s been!” Yellow Rose cries.

“I bloody well know where I’ve been and I know where I’ve gone! I’ve gone ’round the bend, that’s for sure!”

“Had you gone ‘Round the Bend,’ you’d be talking to me and not those idiot flowers,” a new voice says behind him.

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Rob spins around…the world spinning with him…and when it stops, he’s standing in front of a mushroom that’s not much taller than he is. Upon the great mushroom sits a hookah smokin’ caterpillar!!!
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“Well, since you deem them as idiotic as I do, hopefully, you’ll makes some bloody sense. Who are you?” Rob asks the caterpillar.

“Who are YOU?”  replies the caterpillar as he puffs on his hookah.

“Oh, bloody hell. You’re no better than the roses.  Don’t you think you should tell me who you are?”

“Why?”

“Well, if you ask me…”

“You? Who.Are.You?”

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“Oh, for heaven’s sake! Do you know where I can find RF?”

“In the alphabet, of course.”

“I mean RobsFan-tasy.”

“Then you should say what you mean.”

“Can’t anyone give a straight answer around here?”

“If it’s answers you seek, the answers are in the smoke,” The caterpillar says, holding out the hookah pipe to Rob.

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Rob feels a little woozy after smoking the hookah and begins to see all sorts of colors whirling around his head mixed in with the smoke.The smoke takes on the form of a cat and then transforms into along table with many chairs. It becomes a rose before finally changing into a crown. Rob doesn’t know what the images mean but has the feeling he really needs to get away from the hooka when he sees that the caterpillar transform into a multicolored butterfly. Rob climbs down from the mushroom and starts to leave when the butterfly calls out to him.

“One side makes you taller.”

“One side of what?”

“The other makes you small”

“Other side of what?”

“The mushroom, of course.”

Rob figures traveling would go much faster if he were larger than 3 inches tall, so he breaks off a piece from each side of the mushroom and stuffs them in his pocket. Then he breaks off two more pieces and, with only a little hesitation, takes a bite of one of them. He returns back to his natural size. Rob laughs at the absurdity of it all!

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“Is this crazy, or what?”

There are signs everywhere. Big signs and little signs, pointing in every possible direction.

“I’ll never find RF at this rate!” he says, turning ’round and ’round, looking at all the signs. As he turns, he comes face to…uh…grin with something.

“Lose something?” the grin asks.

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Lose something?”

“Um, yeah…kind of. I’m looking for RF. Can you tell me which way I should go?” Rob asks as the grin grows into a Cheshire cat.

“That depends on where you want to get to.”

“Oh, well that really doesn’t matter as long as…”

“Then it really doesn’t matter which way you go,” the cat says. “Ohhhh, by the way…if you’d really like to know, she went that way.”

“Who did?”

“RF.”

“She did?” Rob asks, pleased that he was finally getting an answer.

“She did what?”

“Went that way!”

“Who did?”

“RF!”

“Who’s RF?”

“But didn’t you just say…oh, bloody hell! Just forget it!”

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“However, if I were looking for an RF, I’d ask the Mad Hatter,” the cat says, pointing to a sign that read MAD HATTER. Well, the last thing Rob wanted was more madness.

“Um, no…no thank you! I, I don’t…”

“OR, there’s always the March Hare in that direction,” the cat tells him as he points in the opposite direction.

“Yes, thank you. I think I’ll go see him.”

“Of course, he’s mad too!” the cat replies.

“Noooo! I can’t take any more mad people!!” Rob exclaims.

“Oh, you can’t help that! Most everyone’s mad around here! You may have noticed that I’m not all there myself!”

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“Most everyone’s mad here! You may have noticed that I’m not all there myself!”

“I’m mad. You’re mad, ” the cat goes on, not giving Rob a chance to comment.

“How do you know I’m mad?” asks Rob.

“Oh, you must be or you wouldn’t have come here.”

With that, the cat vanishes into a fit of dissolving giggles.

To be Continued…

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Much Love to you all,

RobsFan~tasy

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 I have to extend a Super HUGE Awesome THANK YOU To Mississippibellalis for making all the above “Rob in Wonderland” manips and gifs with Rob and RF in them. Her edits and graphic work helped inspire this post and as you can see She has an awesome Talent! Thank You Missi, It was great working with you!! 

And as always I couldn’t do these Crazy posts without the Help of My girl Rita01tx. Thanks BB!! You’s da best!

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Sensual Sunday ~ A Farewell to Edward!

Hi Ya'all

Well, ladies!

Here we are at the end of 2012, with 2013 hot on its heels! I know I’m not alone in anxiously awaitin’ Rob’s new films, startin’ with The Rover, which he should begin filmin’ in January! Woo hoo!!!

Our Aussie friends have promised to keep watch over him for us while he’s on their home ground {lucky hOOrs} and I know they will!

Now, since his role as Edward in the Twilight Saga was how many of us came to know and love Rob, I thought it fittin’ to wave farewell to Edward {hell’n without Rob, there would have been no reason for me to even read the books, let alone see the films}!

TWILIGHT ~ 2008

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And I was a goner! No one could have played Edward better than Rob!

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Tell me there was a dry pair of panties in the whole audience when Rob strutted into the cafeteria!

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Even with glarin’ black eyes, I woulda melted into a puddle of goo if I’d been sittin’ next to him in that class, ’cause those lips just BEG to be kissed!

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Golden eyed perfection! {bless you, Melbie, for this gorgeous edit!}

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NEW MOON ~ 2009

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Anticipation for New Moon ran high in 2009! Although I was curious about how they’d portray the wolves on screen, I was mostly jonesin’ for more ROB!

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Edward was way more sparklie in New Moon…almost too much, but then again…NAH!!

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I hereby proclaim Rob’s parkin’ lot strut waaay sexier than the cafeteria strut LOL!

Maybe it was the music that went along with it {you had your headphones on, right?}

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Shirtless Rob…the scene we were ALL waitin’ for! Love how this b/w gives us more definition of Rob’s hot new abs, manly V and his delicious Happy Trail {never can get enough LOL}!

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Thank you, Fearlessmore, for our first glimpse of Rob’s ass crack LOL!

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The fight scene with the Volturi was fuckin’ AWESOME! That bein’ said, it really sucked that Edward got his ass handed to him…I thought he and Alice could “hear” and “see” their every move before they made it???

ECLIPSE ~ 2010

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Honestly, there were some really good parts to Eclipse but, overall, not my favorite {probably ’cause we didn’t get to see any RobHAWTNESS a.k.a. nekkid Rob LOL}!

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Rob was as beautiful as ever, but didn’t you find the vampire make-up more white than usual?

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Fierce Rob…uh, Edward got me all hot and bothered LOL! One of the best scenes!!

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You know I couldn’t resist includin’ Rob’s BTS funky dance gif LMAO!!!

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Damned if I didn’t cringe when it looked like Rob {crap! Edward Edward Edward} was gonna get his head ripped off!  I cheered like crazy when the tables were finally turned!!!

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Edward’s hair in Eclipse was the most like Rob’s own Sex Hair! Shoulda been like this in ALL of them…just sayin’!

BREAKING DAWN Part 1 ~ 2011

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Edward would seem more “human” in BD1 than in any of the previous films!

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The weddin’ was absolutely gorgeous, and funny, and tender…I loved it!

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But THIS is what we all waited on pins and needles to see! And were we disappointed? HELL NO!!! Rob was {IS} a Master “Thruster” LMAO!!!

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I couldn’t have been more pleased that they included a glimpse of Edward’s dark past! The red eyes and bloody lips just killed me!

You’ve seen Olia’s vid in a previous post of mine, but it’s worth watchin’ over and again just for the “dark past” scenes, if nothin’ else!

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Gotta say, Rob DID look very much like a 17-year old boy is much of the film, which was a good thing, since that’s what he was SUPPOSED to be LOL!

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Bless him! His cute as hell man-giggle will keep him forever young!!!

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Is there anything more glorious than Rob havin’ the time of his life? {like I was gonna leave this out LOL!}

BREAKING DAWN Part 2 ~ 2012

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We might not see Edward and Bella again, but what do you wanna bet Scummit tries to tack on another Twilight story?  Maybe Jacob and Renesmee? Any other of the Cullen family’s pasts???

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BD2 was all about Bella, so my RobPorn stash was a little short on stunnin’ solo Edward shots! I do love this one, though!

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What real scenery we got to see {not green screen} was sooo beautiful…wonder where this was filmed?

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Rob conveys such emotion with just a quirk of his eyebrows…those gorgeous eyebrows! *THUD!*

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Still boyishly beautiful *le sigh!*

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Yeah, I know it’s Benjamin and not Edward rockin’ with the big crack, but the battle scene was the best part of the film!

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Well, this turned into a rather epic post LOL! Just like the Twilight Saga!  Which was your favorite film, and why?

Happy Sunday, y’all!

Rita

Night Raider

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