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Dream Job

*blows kisses*

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Hello all!

Is anybody still alive out there??

With all this Dior and MTTS porn we’ve been getting lately I’ve had a hell of a time dragging my ass outta the gutter. But  now that it seems our fountain of porn is starting to dry up, *pouty face* I have emerged with one thought in mind, (Besides the fact that Rob is the most amazingly Gorgeous man on the planet!) Camile has got to be the luckiest woman on Earth! I mean seriously talk about your Dream Job!

She gets look at this everyday in person, face to face…

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She gets to see him coming for her and take her by the hand…

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She gets to dance with him…

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She gets to be carried in his arms…

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She gets to touch him, be touched and kissed by  him…

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She gets to snuggle with him…

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She gets to wrap herself around him…

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She gets to stroke him…

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She gets to nuzzle him…

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And she gets well paid for it too? How the hell is she still alive????

“Dream as though you’ll live forever. Live as though you’ll die today.”

Yeah, being with Rob like this would definitely kill  me!

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All gifs courtesy of RP AU

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Monday Marvelous! Mr. Fahrenheit!!

*blows kisses*

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Good Morning Kitty Cats!!

I haz some Rob-yummies for you this morning!! Rob himself on set in Australia via Video. As we have come to expect from Rob, there are giggles, word vomit, lip biting and just pure beanie wearing smexiness! {Video Courtesy of Michelle of Robert Pattinson Australia}

And Rita provided us with a big Gif too!

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And then I found this vid that absolutely sums up Rob and his career beyond Twilight!

Enjoy Ladies!

Much Love to you all,

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Monday Madness ~ Corrupt Me Please!

Hello everybody *waves*

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Hey ladies, I want to take a minute before I begin to thank mississippibellalis for my new Avi. She gave it life by making “me” blink! Isn’t it Cute! Thanks GF!

Rita and I tend to think a lot alike. We were talking about Rob in leather the other night. As you saw she went straight for the surreal hawtness of Caitlin Cronenberg’s Vogue L’Uomo photo shoot. Heaven help us!

But while we were talking about Rob’s gorgeous body wrapped up tight in leather, I stumbled onto this Rob video by kathk9p and it  just about did me in!! The words scream Fifty Shades and RRoP! Add in Leather Rob and we don’t stand a chance of surviving! So get your shamwows out cuz you’s gonna need it!!

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I could corrupt you in a heartbeat
You think you’re so special
Think you’re so sweet
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What are you trying
Don’t even tempt me 
Soon you’ll be crying
And wishing you dreamt me
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You’d be calling out my name
When you need someone to blame
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I could corrupt you
It would be easy
Watching you suffer
Girl, it would please me
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But I wouldn’t touch you 
With my little finger
I know it would crush you 
My memory would linger 
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You’d be crying out in pain
Begging me to play my games
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I could corrupt you
It would be ugly
They could sedate you
But what good would drugs be
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But I wouldn’t touch you
Put my hands on your hips
It would be too much to 
Place my lips on your lips
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You’d be calling out my name

Begging me to play my games.

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We all go a little mad sometimes

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Doin it differently with different dos!

Hello Everybody *waves*

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In preparing for this post it didn’t take me long to realize I could stretch this out to a 32 part series! But I’m not gonna do that LOL! Yeah, I can hear the sighs of relief all over the Robuniverse. So what am I posting about you might be asking? Rob’s multiple hairdos of course!

Rob’s got more hairstyles than I ever knew!

Who woulda thought this geeky kid would grow to be the Sexiest Man Alive?

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 And then the hair got bigger than the eyebrows!

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But he soon swung back to the other extreme.

The Buzz Cut

Talk about extreme hair cuts…I remember thinking WTF? When I saw this one.

The 50/50

Who could forget the *GASP* heard round the world when he showed up sporting this do? {Which is definitely a don’t IMHO!}

The All Gone

Before that, there was the lovely Cannes do in the “Dad Shirt!”

The Windswept

And, of course, Rita’s personal fav…

The Wet Rob

This is the best pic I could find of Rob with black hair. Most of these make Rob look like he’s actually Rob’s creepy uncle or something LOL!

The Black Raven

Rob makes a better looking werewolf than Jacob/Taylor. JS…

The Wild One

We all remember the days when Rob had a bad reputation for not washing his hair…at all!

The Unkempt

And then there is the allure of the Vampire…

The Edward Cullen

This one is just sexy as hell and ONLY ROB could get away with it!

The Cock of the Walk

And in contrast…

The Disheveled Chicken

One of my personal all time favorites…

The James Dean

This profile shot shows off his sweeping sideburns to perfection.

The Wispy Wings

And this do is part of what made Tybert so appealing.

The Soft & Fluffy

There’s something about the pic, I think it’s the flannel shirt over the T shirt, That reminds me of practically every teenage boy I knew growing up.

The Boy Next Door {if only!}

The slicked-back do of the wealthy man…

The Millionhair Do

Just recently, we saw…

The Mad Max

And the hair standing at attention…

The Mile High

Rob looks very professional with this do.

The Clean Cut

We musn’t leave out…

The Romantic

The hair says as much as the eyes do.

The Come Hither

Will there ever be anything better than is? Indeed Dear Melbie he is a sexy beast!

The Just F*cked Hair

Still in my top 5 fav pics is…

The F*ck Me Sideways!!!

I gotta say, I’m lovin this!

The Current Gorgeousness

So girls I know there lots that I missed. Got any better names for these dos than the ones I came up with? Let’s hear em! Let’ssee you hair favs and what you’d call them.

Much Love to you all,

Mwah!
 
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Monday Manip Madness to Brighten your day!!

Hello Everybody *waves*

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This Post is Positively Absofreakinlutely NSFW!!!

I’m back girls and once more Bringing you the AMAZING Maniping Genius

{and edits} of Therose AndtheDragon!!

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She makes some Great Edits of Our Boyfriend like this one…

I just Love the Rob in the Middle. Can I have him?

I’ll share the other two with you all. Honest!

Some of her work looks like it is straight out of old Hollywood. This is Better than the Original IMO.

Frankly my Dear I DO give a damn!
Rhettward FTW!!

You all may or may not remember a post I did during one of many Rob droughts Called Wandering Through the Desert {a bit of craziness on my part} in which I had Arabian manips of Rob made, never once thinking that Rob would actually play the part of Lawrence Arabia someday soon. But Lo and behold he is!!{can you say psychic anyone? LOL} TR&TD has made this lovely Rob of Arabia manip that looks so very professional.

But when I saw THIS Arabian Rob I had to clean the drool off my keyboard…AGAIN!

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Those eyes will haunt me forever! GORGEOUS!!!

Of Course those gorgeous eyes always make me think of how Heavenly Angelic Rob is and apparently I am not alone in this thought.

Therose Andthedragon makes The Best Angel Robs out there.

Of Course when you think of angelic Rob, inevitably your thoughts will turn to the dark side.

Which brings out the perv in all of us! So you knows your thoughts are going to go here…

Or even better still here…

Hello? Hello? Anybody still alive out there? LOL *sigh* oh well see you all next week *gigglesnort*

Much Love to you all,

Mwah!
 RobsFan~tasy

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Monday Manip Madness…NSFW!!!

Hello Everybody *waves*

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Well Ladies, Take a seat and strap yourselves in, it’s gonna be a hot ride today. I have stumbled on the lovely work of Kez100xx@Diviantart.com and, if you’ve never heard of her before now, I promise you will not forget the name after this post. I was Not a fan of manips when I first learned what they were because most of the ones I saw were bad…I mean REALLY BAD!!! Then someone sent me a couple of Amazing pics of Rob and I was floored. I couldn’t believe our boy Rob had such a great body (was so muscular) and that our shy boy would pose half nude!!! Then I figured it out (LOL @ ME!)  The trick to a good mani is NOT being able to tell that it IS a manip in the first place. Well Kez (AKA Kerry Delaney) has done an amazing job on these pics and I just had to share cause hey, that’s what we do here at RA.

OMG! Rob wearing package hugging leather pants just makes my panties go *poof!*

What was it about this one that spoke to me? Can’t decide if it’s like a young Brando a la On the Waterfront OR…I got it! That’s so gotta be an Irishward!!!

Carrie and Maggie will know what I mean when I say that this pic reminds me of the Lord Master!! I dunno why…maybe it’s the dark pic and the hooded figure but hell yeah, I love it!! And if the Lord Master looked like this, who could blame Alina for falling for him?

You know, I was never a fan of Tattoos before but F*CK me if they don’t look hot on Rob! Can you just imagine being the tattoo artist that would get to do the tatts on a body with this face!! *THUD* Hey I wonder if there is a fic out there where Bella is a tattoo Artist?? If not, there’s a plot bunny for ya!!

I included this one not only for the great job Kez did with it but also for our very own Rita01tx! Cause we all know how much she lurves a “WET ROB!”

This one just makes me think of all the naughty things you could do in the back seat of a car with Rob LOL. The fact that he looks like Rome Rob just makes this Pic all the more f*ckHAWT!

*GULP* umm…yeah, I uh…err…*Falls on the floor*

Hello, biceps! Hello, scruff! Hello, pouty lips and bedroom eyes *THUD!*

For our Music Lovers out there, Rob wants to show you his Chords heh heh heh. Oh my!! I knows if I came home to see that live and in person in my bed, I he could make me sing 7 ways from Sunday!!!

This pic I swear is just picked right out of my mind for a fic I am working on and I just am in love with it. I wish it were larger and had more color but DAYUM!!! Hello BABY!!!

Oh, how I wish I would have had this to promote SofA LOL *singing* “Fly me to the moon and let me play among the stars…”

And now playing Devils Advocate…”Why Rob! Who cares about Spooning? I wanna Fork!” LMAO and you sure do gotta big fork there Baby *SNICKERS* Isn’t this just sinfully delicious? And we won’t even talk about the finger!!!

Now, I apologize…this one is NOT Kez’s but RED is definately Rob’s color and just the thought of that man, that body naked under red satin sheets is just too good to be ignored!!!

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On a side Note: For personal RL reasons TMM will no longer be blogging with us. We will miss her a lot and hope that she stops by once in awhile to say hello. With the loss of TMM And RFM, Rob Attack needs some new Administrators. If you have blog ideas, or would like to write a weekly blog, or even if you would like to write just one, send us an E-mail at RobAttack1@hotmail.com and Rita or I will get back to you. Thanks so much!!

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Manip Monday Madness Featuring JA Mash!!! *NSFW*

Hello Everybody *waves*

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Good Morning ladies, These past two weeks I have been busier than Rob on a Promo tour and I is exhausted! Rumors have been floating around that P Fach and his lovely wife have split up. :(AND that our Beloved Fifty shades is about to be made into a movie! 😀 Hot DAMN!! I do hope that turns out to be Rob’s next project! This Rob drought is getting to be too much and IF 50 Shades of Gray were to be his next project the word, “Drought” will be the last word in any womans vocabulary. I am POSITIVE there won’t be a dry seat anywhere in the world!! *giggles* But until we can confirm or deny any of these rumors I thought I’d keep you all dreaming and drooling with some Manips made by the incredible JA Mash! I’ve done this before featuring the work of Soapy Mayhem and now I’m going to show you the work of the very talented JA Mash. We’ll start with fully dressed and see if we can’t rememdy that LOL. Not to self-pimp or anything but every time I see this pic it makes me think of Bella in WIT thinking her Edward is a British Superspy LOL 

And Next, something  a little more casual but infinately more seductive IMHO. I Am Loving This! This is so sexy to me  and I can’t figue out why! (besides it being Rob of course)

Rob on his back draped in leather! Can you say Heaven?

Only Rob Could make a Cold shower Hot and steamy!

Absolutely adore this one! This Tattward is all kinds of WIN!!

There is something intruguing about this one as well! I think guns like that *swoon* would be VERY FITTING on Our Man!

Rob in low slung Denim Jeans with a side order of Finger and Jaw porn just to make sure she kills us DED!!

A Little less dressed *snickers* Here is another great Tattward with his new buzz cut. In this manip the buzz cut works!

And so I leave you with this… Let your minds wander ladies and see where it leads LOL!

Much love to you all,

RobsFan~tasy
 

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Thrill Me Thursday…Thrilled By Bel Ami…Cared’s Review!

Top 'O the Mornin!

Bel Ami showed on Sunday night at the Jameson Dublin International Film Festival and lucky me was there to see it.

 

I’m trying hard to remember the details so I can share an in-depth response with you all but I can tell you this, my overwhelming feeling as the film ended was that I loved it.  I would have very happily sat through it again as I’m sure I didn’t fully appreciate the attention paid to the historical accuracy of the lavish sets or the beautiful detailing of the period costumes for both the men and women.  I remember thinking that the score fit perfectly with the film although I cannot recall the detail of it now. 

 

There was just so much happening on screen vying for my attention, not least of which was an extremely handsome leading man.  And that’s what he was – a man – all man.  He strode around with a confidence that put me in mind of Clark Gable or Cary Grant.  It was so nice to see that Robert Pattinson was given the freedom, and I suspect the encouragement, to actually act – not just produce a performance to a given formula. 

 

After hearing from the dynamic duo of Declan Donnellan and Nick Ormerod before the film, I’m not surprised at the passion that everyone involved obviously poured into the production.  They said it was a labour of love.  The actors took cut price salaries, but there is nothing cut price about their performances.  The directors have a very impressive history in the theatre that adds a certain element to the film.  I can’t quite put my finger on what it is; perhaps it is that some of the scenes could play perfectly on a stage without adaptation.  It had a lovely feel to it.

 

Despite a strong dislike for Guy de Maupassant left over from my school days, as an adult, I read the book Bel Ami with an open mind.  It just proved to me that although times may change and centuries may pass, human beings will always be the same.   This book could have been written and set in modern times in terms of lust, greed, hunger for power, power games, political intrigue, international relations, corrupt media and plain old love, betrayal and forgiveness.  While I’m aware that much of the politics from the book are merely alluded to in the film, it keeps the film from being heavy allows it move along at a nice pace.

 

I was given a hard time (TWSS) for focussing on the sex scenes when I gave my initial thoughts on the film on Sunday night.  All I can say is: let she among you cast the first stone and all that LOL.  Since I believe inquiring minds want to know – I will share.  Stop reading now if you don’t want to know about them.  First of all there are a lot of sex scenes, but let me tell you, they do not become boring; they are never the same.  That’s not just because Georges changes his lovers more often than he changes the sheets on the bed!  It was quite amusing to watch him hurry one lover out the door as he had an unplanned post coital nap and it was time for his next lover to arrive.  You know you should want him to be caught and face the consequences, but he smiles that devilish smile and you are glad that he is not.

 

The first sex scene is the famous – or is it the infamous – nekkid arse thrusting scene between Georges and the prostitute.  I don’t want to spoil the anticipation for you by giving too much detail; I know I am evil.  It was quick, not that I’m implying Georges was quick even though the scene was.  My DH takes great delight in the fact that Viggo Mortenson, another favourite actor of mine, has a skinny arse (it’s an undeniable fact).  I took great pleasure in sharing the perfectness of Rob’s nekkid arse with DH on my return home; again, I know I am evil.  There is lust fuelled sex, sex purely for gain, sex that is making love and sex between Georges and his wife that is quite disturbing.  It is a tribute to the quality of the acting from Rob and the leading ladies that the difference is obvious each time.

 

I particularly liked the performance from Christina Ricci as she played Clotilde de Marelle as though she was born in that era.  I’ve always liked Holiday Grainger since I saw her in A Bad Mother’s Handbook years ago and thought her a skilled actress. As Suzanne Rousset, she only has a relatively small part to play in the film but she plays it perfectly.  She looks so happy and innocent walking down the aisle on her husband’s arm; I wonder does she have any understanding of the kind of marriage she has ahead of her or is she actually another player?  Colm Meaney played the pompous Rousset magnificently and Philip Glenister played the unfortunate Foriestier very convincingly.

 

If you go to this film hoping to see the perfect man you will be sorely disappointed. Georges Duroy is more than easy on the eyes, the colours and cut of clothes suit his body shape and long legs very well.  Look behind the facade though and you will find a very flawed character.  He has come from a background of poverty and deprivation.  He had a taste of wealth and the good life while in the army and upon his return to civilian life has once again to face the harsh reality of being poor.  He believes he has the right to a better life and is driven by greed and ambition to use his good looks to further his aim.  Without shame, he is manipulative and thoughtless as he uses and then discards those who can be of benefit to him.  Somehow, underneath it all, you can see the poor boy who is desperate to never be hungry again, who loves a woman he can never fully have and who himself – in turn – is used and manipulated by others and even cheated upon.  On paper Georges is a despicable cad; I don’t know how Rob did it, but on screen he managed to display Georges not just with all his faults, but also in his loneliness and desperation.  He made me feel sorry for him; he made me wish love and happiness for him whether he deserved it or not. 

 

There is no denying Bel Ami has strong dark themes. It is intense and dramatic,  with outbursts of anger and violence, some sizzling sex scenes, but there are also moments of humour and love. It is beautifully set, nicely filmed and features some wonderful performances.  There is something for everyone.  I happily admit to being a fan of both Robert Pattinson and period films but really you don’t need to be either to enjoy this film.  IMHO overall it’s a good entertaining story well told. 

 

 Cared

 

Thanks to Melbie for most of these pics!

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Thrill Me Thursday…Just Du it!

Hello Everybody *waves*

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Yeah you know where I’m going and you know what you gotta “Du.”

CHECK LIST:
1) Steel reinforced shmanties…Check!
2) Shamwow…Check!
3) Fan for vajayjay…Check!
4) Seatbelt…Check!
5) Protective head gear, just in case…Check!
6) Bucket to catch drool…Check!
7) Protective cover for keyboard…Check!
8) Fire extinguisher…Check!
9) Porn~folio at the ready for sharing…Check!
10) Cold drink…Check!
11) Muffle or Gag if you are at work to keep the moans from escaping and causing suspicious glares in your direction…Check!
12) Knee pads for bowing down to the great Melbie Toast in gratitude for all the pics I stole Borrowed from her tumblr…Check!
13) Paper bag for hyperventilating *thanksRobbieElise for this visual LOL and the next*…Check!
14) Hubs, BF or favorite toy on stand~by!…Check!
 
For those of you who have been hiding under a rock,  been too busy with RL shizz, don’t know, there is a Film Festival in Berlin tomorrow and our Boyfriend has already departed for Berlin earlier today. Go HERE if you want to see the Pap Pics at the air port.
 

Now let’s Du it!

 
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I wanna Kiss the boo boo's away!

Now this song is older than dirt but under the circumstances I’m sure you will agree the words are going to be what we are all going to be singing when (IF) we ever get to see this movie…
 
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Yeah, DU that to me one (a million) more times.

 
 
Whatch planning to DU there Uma? Hhhmmmm???
 F*cking Sexpenders FTMFW!!
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This post is gonna get you wet one way or another!

 I think this calls for a little Rhianna don’t you?
 
 
“…Take Me for a ride…Take me…Let me make you rise…Make it last all night…I’ll make you feel like a man…”
 
Hell Yeah!
 
 
 

That's it Baby, Take it all off! Better yet, Let me DU it for you!!

 

Yeah, give me half a chance and I'll put a bigger smile than that on your face Rob!

 A woman could happily drown in those blue eyes! *swoon*

Is that an invitation to sit on your lap? YES PLEASE! Squeeeee.... We can talk about the first thing that pops UP! *snickers*

UNF! Could you imagine holding that chin/jaw in your hands and staring DOWN *ahem* into those eyes! DED!

 
 
 
 
 
OH! Those Blue eyes again! Have mercy on me Rob!
 
 
 

Tickets to Bel Ami anyone?

 
I don’t know what else to tell you ladies besides this…
 
 
 
 
 
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**Special thanks to Melbie Toast, InRobWeLust, IceAngel 34, and Pull My Daisy Too for having such great tumblrs for our perving pleasure!***

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Wandering…Lips!

I hope that you all had a wonderful Valentine’s Day!! Today’s post is inspired by Midnight Cougar. She gave me this great idea and then lo and behold…when I woke up in the morning it looked like someone had read our minds! All around yesterday was Rob and his lips. They were on  Popsugar’s 30 most memorable kisses. the new TV spot featuring DuRob kissing his costars, and these awesome videos by HisHandsObsessed (that we will get to later).

So here’s what Rob himself has said about kissing, “I always get carried away when I’m kissing. I just go nuts! Walking away after it is the strangest moment for me. It’s embarrassing – not knowing what to say to each other.” Well Rob, I think there’s a few ladies that might help you out with that!

I know what you’re thinking. Enough talking and let’s get to the lips!! Okay, okay.

We have to start out with a first kiss. And let me just say, if this is the way the boy gives a FIRST kiss, we are all ded!!!

And after some more practice it really gets going.

Sometimes it’s more than just the lips that wander.

Is it getting hot in here? Wow! Rob has done all kinds of kisses. From chaste forehead kissing, to man on man kisses, to full-blown passion and these  next videos have them all! And even if you’ve seen them before they are so worth watching again, and again and again.

Here’s part one with the song I thought of immediately when I think about kisses.

Part 2 takes us all the way to Breaking Dawn and starts to turn up the heat.

How are you holding up? I’m thinking if you haven’t changed your shamanties yet, you will after this! This one is packed with passion.

Whew!! Barely made it through that one without spontaneously combusting! I think HisHandsObsessed used almost every Rob kiss known to womankind. I say almost because I think there is one more that is so classic, so amazing and let’s face it, kinda hot. It has kisses on the lips, forehead and a kiss on the hand all rolled into one!

Oh yes! I think that the Taybert  kiss was a definite top kiss moment!! Shows that our guy is willing to do anything to make a good show. Now let’s see that one more time!

I bet you never thought you’d wish you were Lautner, now did you?  After all this I’m thinking next time I see Rob I’m going for a kiss!!! Screw Dean, it will be so worth it 😉  So ladies, what is your favorite Rob kiss? And don’t worry, we’ll focus on Breaking Dawn later! And I can’t wait for more kissing to come!

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