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Sensual Sunday ~ Perfectly Imperfect!

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Good evenin’, ladies!

Seems I recall Rob once sayin’ he didn’t photograph well unless the shot was taken from a certain angle!

Pfffft! I beg to differ!

Seriously, just look at this face…

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and tell me it’s not perfect in every way!

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Well then, what is it Rob would rather hide…his nose?

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Okay, there might be the slightest Hump in it!

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Didn’t he say somethin’ about it bein’ broke a couple times in his youth?

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Personally, I think it adds character…not that Rob needs it LOL!

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While searchin’ for Rob’s Hump, it was clear to me that, in 90% of the close-ups of his face, you never notice it at all!

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Mostly, we’re distracted by other things anyway…like FingerPorn!

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*Oooh!* Or serious LashPorn *THUD!*

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Can you see past the stunnin’ EyePorn?

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Killer LipPorn is always a good distraction, too *DED!*

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Dreamy ScruffPorn FTMFW!!!

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Damned if I don’t miss Rob’s SideburnPorn *le sigh!*

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If you can see The Hump for Rob’s more than awesome JawPorn, you’re a better h00r than I am LMAO!!!

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Oops! Rob must think I’m tryin’ to take the Mickey outta him LOL!

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{sorry…just lost my train of thought *drool!*}

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What’s really rare in the world of RobPorn is a profile shot that shows the Hump!

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And I have to wonder if Rob’s grown into his nose ’cause The Hump was more noticeable when he was younger and much skinnier!

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Hell’n everything on his face was more prominent back then LOL!

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Yeah, it took him awhile, but…

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in the overall scheme of things, Rob’s hump is simply a perfect imperfection…

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Ain’t nothin’ about this face I’d change!

Happy Sunday, y’all!

Rita

Night Raider

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Sensual Sunday ~ When Your Jaw Just Drops!

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It’s GOT to be DiorRob today, ladies!

They didn’t give us much and most of what we DID get was bootlegged and very poor quality, but DAYUM!!!!!

We’re in so much trouble when the actual Dior Homme campaign starts in September *GROAN!* Why the long wait *le sigh!*

So, here’s what happens in Rob’s fandom when his girls get so excited we pee our panties!

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We jump in feet first and edit/enhance the shit outta whatever we get!

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Thank you, Fearlessmore, for prettyin’ up what was a bootleg screenshot!

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When it comes to enhancin’ one of the few originals, I knew we could count on our ol’ Cougar Mama, MelbieToast *fist bump!*

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Cricrila‘s sepia is just a taste of all the different ways our girls saw this pic!

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FeistyAngel34 wasn’t satisfied with b/w where Rob’s concerned…she gave us COLOR!

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Although PattinPerv2 likes a blue sweater {jumper *sigh*}, most kept the black!

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Socalmom2four bathes Rob in a warm glow!

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Love her meldin’ of these two photos, but don’t blame NereCullen… this is how Rob is quoted everywhere I’ve seen! Either it should have been “As an actor you are ON your own” or “As an actor you are in your own {world?}”

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I could not resist this one by Dazzledbyrp {Maggie!}

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Before any of the rest of us could get to him, Jayme DuRob claimed him LMAO!!!

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IveBeenRobbed reminds us that Rob is always superHAWT in black sweaters {jumpers *groan*}!

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There’s no tag on this one but the source is Keepcalmanddazzle, whose comment was: “#DiorRob ribbed for her pleasure!!! LOL {FIST BUMP AND AMEN TO THAT!!!}

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Every edit I’ve seen of this original is an improvement! Verena rocks!

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I love Swovie‘s subtle tints in her edit!

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SteffySwan77 brings the focus to Rob’s eyes!

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I do believe another FIST BUMP and AMEN is warranted for Robsessed1123‘s edit LOL!

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Kill me now! I’m so lovin’ the crisp colors in MySexyVampire‘s edit!

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Untagged and tilted but I KNOW this one belongs to Keepcalmanddazzle!

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If it says RPAustralia, it’s CreationbyJules! {I’m a JulesH00r…I know these things LOL!}

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Francis67 made several sweeeet edits of this pic and I chose 2 to share with you!

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I almost thought this was an edit of the sweater/jumper pic, but the lips are the tell!

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One of these days, imma feature Edbellfan cause I love the dramatic darkness of her edits!

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Oh, Cricrila! How do I love thee? Let me count the ways… LMAO!!!

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Can I get a final FIST BUMP and AMEN, Sistas!!!

Happy Sunday, y’all!

Rita

Night Raider

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