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Random Rita ~ When Edward is Breakin’ My Heart!

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Good afternoon, ladies!

Those of you already readin’ Badlands by Planetblue know exactly what I mean when I say her Edward is breakin’ my fuckin’ heart!

Nineteen chapters in and my fingernails are sufferin’ from all the bitin’ on ’em I do waitin’ for the next update!

For those of you waitin’ for it to complete before you startin’ readin’, I say you don’t know what you’re missin!

Rob Attack


Moonlight drives and sharpened knives. This is the story of us.

Rated: Fiction  M – English – Drama/Romance –  Bella, Edward – Chapters: 19   – Words: 77,668 – Reviews: 4,906 – Favs: 1,156 – Follows: 1,612 – Updated: 23h ago – Published: Jan 11 – id: 10011982x

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Bella is mentally and physically defenseless against creepy Mike Newton’s lewd advances until one day she snaps and fights back! Seemingly from out of nowhere, Edward appears to help her deal with the aftermath. Together, they make a run towards what they hope is a better life, leavin’ a trail of death and destruction behind them!

Will they get there in one piece? Will they get there together? Will they get there at all? These are the burnin’ questions still to be answered in…

Rob Attac

How are the rest of you holdin’ up and what fics have you rivited to your seat???

Happy Friday, y’all!


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Brit Boy

*blows kisses*



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Well, hello my friends!

We may be approaching July 4th, Independence Day, here in the good ol’ USA, but I thought I’d celebrate Rob and a different “Red White and Blue” today!

This time, there is clearly only one side to choose!


Because, well, let’s face it he is…


So just sit back, relax and enjoy the scenery. You’re in good company!


Now you knew I couldn’t do a Rob / Union Jack post without getting my girl Mississippibellalis to make us something special!


Just looking at this gorgeous man puts butterflies in my stomach…and a few other places, too!50c7a579baebdf23a6353d46124a83fa

Must be something in the water that makes Britboys so damned hot!


Those eyes could melt straight through an iceberg! *SWOON*


This reminds me so much of The British Invasion of the Beatles but Rob is a thousand times more gorgeous IMO! So glad he switched to sex hair LOL


Yes, yes he is the king of my heart! Take it off Rob! Take it ALL off! *snickers*


Now, when I think of the red, white and blue and eagles in the same sentence THIS wasn’t the picture that came to mind! But it forever will be now!

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Lips to die for! *THUD!*


Why even Breaking Dawn Edwards look better with a UJ flag for background.


I have no idea who created this was or why (a FF maybe?) Hell, I don’t even remember snagging it…just found it floating around in my porn stash! Man, I have good taste LOL! (it is marked/credited to oksanarosten)

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Thank you, England, for giving us such hotness!


Well, we all know it’s impossible, but…


Yes Rob + the Union Jack flag is cause for a…


Much Love to you all,



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