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Sensual Sunday ~ Mellow Yellow!

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Good evenin’, everyone!

A few of these kept grabbin’ my attention on tumblr…so much so that I had no choice but to run with it LOL!

The year was 2010. The event…LA press conference for Eclipse and the photoshoot for the New York Times.

Coulda been the light or maybe it was the mellow yellow shirt Rob was wearin’ but he had a glow about him that day!  What am I sayin’…Rob ALWAYS has a glow about him LOL!!

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Seriously, Rita! You’re gonna wax poetic on me today?

WTF? You’re speakin’ to me again, Rob!?!?!

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Yeah, I guess I am!

Heheheh! Well, in that case, you know I’m gonna take full advantage of your attention!

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Uuuuuh…*crap, what’ve I done?*

Oh, no! There will be no backpedalin’, darlin’LOL!

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Okay, but go easy on me, yeah?

Of course, Rob! I’ll ease you into it gently! *Rita says with her fingers crossed behind her back LOL!*

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In that case, fire away!

First question: Are you all done workin’ on Map to the Stars? We were kinda expectin’ to find you filmin’ on the streets of LA!

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Yeah, as far as I know. David hasn’t called me back for any reshoots and it was only a small part, anyway! But, until it’s in the can…

Thanks, honey! We’ve been so spoiled with all the pics durin’ your other films, we feel almost cheated LOL!

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It was actually nice not to have the whole movie riding on my performance, for a change!

Kinda like a mini-vacation?

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Exactly! I’m glad you understand! You’re not done already, are you?

*Gigglesnort!* Not a chance, darlin’!  It appears to us that your film schedule is shiftin’ more than we expected this year.  What’s happenin’ with Mission: Black List?

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Well, there’s a new director…Jesper Ganslandt, so there’s some rewriting going on, last I heard.

Yeah, but what about the shootin’ schedule? Any idea at all if it’s still gonna be this year?

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One rumor said something about September 30th but, honestly? I have no earthly idea…sorry!

Damn! Another deadline we’ll be sweatin’…just in case LOL!

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You and me, both, Rita! I’d certainly rather be working!

Now, what about Queen of the Desert…the Werner Hertzog film with Naomi Watts as Gertrude Bell? For damn sure we’re lookin’ forward to seein’ you play Lawrence of Arabia, especially if there are robes and tribal headdress involved *swoon!*

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I wish I had more to tell you but you guys always seem to know my schedule better than I do LOL!

Crap! I was hopin’ the rumors of schedulin’ conflicts among the principal players had been resolved…guess not!

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I’m afraid it’s true. I’m waiting for news just like everyone else!

So, it looks like The Rover will be the first time we get to see you on screen since the end of the Twilight Saga! *Oh, fuck..TonguePorn DED!*

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What? Oh, sorry!

LOL! No problem, angel! Talkin’ is thirsty work…I’ll grab somethin’, too!

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*Wonder what’s keeping her!* Rita?

I’m here! Keep your pants on {or NOT *gigglesnort!*}!  I was askin’ about The Rover…when will we be able to see it?

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No official date, yet, but early 2014 is what I’m hearing!

*Sigh!* That seems so damn far away, doesn’t it?

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Awww, Rita! Does that mean you’re missing me?

Shut up! Of course I miss you…we ALL miss you like crazy!

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You know…I miss you guys, too! I’m actually looking forward to seeing some of my girls at the premier, whenever and wherever that is!

Wish I could be one of them, but do us a favor?

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Depends on the favor, Rita! I’ll do what I can, of course!

Hug at least one of them! ‘Cause when you hug one, you hug us all vicariously LOL!

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LMAO! I’ll grab the one who smells the best…how’s that?

Unless they all show up wearin’ Dior Homme, you’ll be spoiled for choice, darlin’!

Thanks for playin’ along with my craziness, Rob! See ya at the movies LMAO!!!

Happy Sunday, y’all!

Rita

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NSFW!!! Sensual Sunday ~ Attention to Details!

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NSFW ~ don’t open this at work!!!

OK, ladies!

I’ll admit Rob’s photoshoot for Details was never one of my favorites!

All I remember about the interview itself is Rob tellin’ the lady he was allergic to vaginas {yeah, right}! Even though he was jokin’, the number of people who actually believed him was ridiculous LMAO!!!

As for the photos, most of them simply did not capture the Rob we all know and love!

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First of all, they tried to tame his hair!  We don’t like tame…the wilder the better!!!

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Then they tried to turn him into a rich, playboy manwhore! Who are they tryin’ to kid?

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Not that we didn’t appreciate a visit to the Promised Land LOL!

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But all the nekkid models?

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I’m sure that was appealin’ to all the men who bought the magazine…

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but it just bugged the shit outta me cause they were in the same shot as Rob…

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whereas, all we need is ROB!!!

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Preferably without any *ahem* companions!

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I don’t think they’re listenin’!

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Not even hands, if you don’t mind!

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Good thing Rob is a consumate actor because I somehow doubt he was all that into it!

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Although I could be mistaken LMAO!!!

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It’s only now that I find any beauty in all the jittery, out of focus shots!

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Perhaps, durin’ the course of the day, the photographer was inspired by Rob’s mountin’ discomfort with the whole scene!

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I actually like the different colored eyes in this shot!

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With the loosenin’ up of his hair…

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Rob commences the freakout!

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How much more can our man take?

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He’s gonna blow!

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Run, Rob!

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Run for your life!

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Blessed peace…if only for a few precious moments!

As much as I bitch about this photoshoot, it’s extremely rare {but not unheard of} that they make their own accompanying video!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIl5vqhyAxA&feature=player_detailpage

If for no other reason, I’m doin’ this post because Biel’s Crystalised vid ’cause that song just won’t get outta my head!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=REPa68gsBq8

{WP is actin’up today so please click the links on these two vids!}

Happy Sunday, y’all!

Rita

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Sensual Sunday ~ When Your Jaw Just Drops!

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It’s GOT to be DiorRob today, ladies!

They didn’t give us much and most of what we DID get was bootlegged and very poor quality, but DAYUM!!!!!

We’re in so much trouble when the actual Dior Homme campaign starts in September *GROAN!* Why the long wait *le sigh!*

So, here’s what happens in Rob’s fandom when his girls get so excited we pee our panties!

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We jump in feet first and edit/enhance the shit outta whatever we get!

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Thank you, Fearlessmore, for prettyin’ up what was a bootleg screenshot!

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When it comes to enhancin’ one of the few originals, I knew we could count on our ol’ Cougar Mama, MelbieToast *fist bump!*

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Cricrila‘s sepia is just a taste of all the different ways our girls saw this pic!

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FeistyAngel34 wasn’t satisfied with b/w where Rob’s concerned…she gave us COLOR!

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Although PattinPerv2 likes a blue sweater {jumper *sigh*}, most kept the black!

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Socalmom2four bathes Rob in a warm glow!

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Love her meldin’ of these two photos, but don’t blame NereCullen… this is how Rob is quoted everywhere I’ve seen! Either it should have been “As an actor you are ON your own” or “As an actor you are in your own {world?}”

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I could not resist this one by Dazzledbyrp {Maggie!}

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Before any of the rest of us could get to him, Jayme DuRob claimed him LMAO!!!

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IveBeenRobbed reminds us that Rob is always superHAWT in black sweaters {jumpers *groan*}!

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There’s no tag on this one but the source is Keepcalmanddazzle, whose comment was: “#DiorRob ribbed for her pleasure!!! LOL {FIST BUMP AND AMEN TO THAT!!!}

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Every edit I’ve seen of this original is an improvement! Verena rocks!

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I love Swovie‘s subtle tints in her edit!

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SteffySwan77 brings the focus to Rob’s eyes!

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I do believe another FIST BUMP and AMEN is warranted for Robsessed1123‘s edit LOL!

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Kill me now! I’m so lovin’ the crisp colors in MySexyVampire‘s edit!

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Untagged and tilted but I KNOW this one belongs to Keepcalmanddazzle!

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If it says RPAustralia, it’s CreationbyJules! {I’m a JulesH00r…I know these things LOL!}

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Francis67 made several sweeeet edits of this pic and I chose 2 to share with you!

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I almost thought this was an edit of the sweater/jumper pic, but the lips are the tell!

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One of these days, imma feature Edbellfan cause I love the dramatic darkness of her edits!

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Oh, Cricrila! How do I love thee? Let me count the ways… LMAO!!!

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Can I get a final FIST BUMP and AMEN, Sistas!!!

Happy Sunday, y’all!

Rita

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Random Rita ~ Rob in da Hood!

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Computer crapped out on me yesterday, ladies!

But, never fear…Rita is here!

Today, I’ll be bringin’ you loads of good RobPorn to brighten your Monday!

‘Cause who can be blue or depressed when Rob’s in da Hood???

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The Carter Smith hoodie Rob’s are some of the most beautiful pics of Rob ever made!

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I chose this one because it looks like Rob’s about to start an illegal street race LOL!

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Here, I’m wonderin’ where the hell everyone went! He’s all by his little self…boooo!

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I will forever and ever use any excuse to post and repost Bru’s dark hoodie Rob!

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Is this not the most gorgeous edit of Rob as Cedric in a hoodie for HP GoF?

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Goin’ for the LashPorn here, ladies! Can you blame me?

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Oh, that sweet upper lip just begs to be kissed! *THUD!*

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Again? Yes, please! *le sigh!*

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Rob’s threadbare black t-shirt caught my eye in this one. He still wears it after all these years LOL!

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JawPorn FTMFW!!!

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Is there such a thing as the JawPornPout? I think I just invented it LOL!

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Hell to the yeah…a freakin’ close-up!!!

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LashPorn and EyeBrowPorn make this one irresistible!

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OK, I debated about includin’ this one ’cause, if we didn’t know it was Rob, he could be any ol’ playground perv and that just ain’t right!

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I am completely melted by the poignant look in Rob’s eyes!

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Ghostly FingerPorn LOL!

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OMG! Rob really DOES have big hands, doesn’t he?

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Some pics of Rob are classic….

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and some are iconic!

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While some are destined to become classic…

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or iconic! Sweet Jesus, this one has it all…just look at those luscious lips and shy boy eyes! *SWOON!*

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Rob’s Mona Lisa smile…top that, Leonardo {da Vinci} LOL!

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I really wish Da Vinci was alive today to paint Rob! {Oooh! Rob as Michaelangelo’s David? I think I’ve seen a manip of that somewhere!}

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Besides a blindin’ smile, I’m totally goin’ for the ChestHairPorn!!!

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The only thing more lethal than Rob in a hoodie is Rob in a hoodie while wearin’ a beanie! *DED!*

Happy Monday, y’all!

Rita

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Random Rita ~ The Man With Kaleidoscope Eyes!

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Mornin’, ladies!

At Eewee333’s request {she wasn’t around the first time}, I’m repostin’ this celebration of Rob’s colorful eyes!

Hope you enjoy it again or for the first time, as well LOL!!

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The French say, ‘Les yeux sont le miroir de l’dme (The eyes are the mirror of the soul).

Perhaps that explains, in part, our fascination with Rob’s eyes.  Somehow, by losin’ ourselves in their depths, we imagine a connection, or at least an understandin’ of this complex man.

It’s not just the dark, thick, expressive brows, or the ridiculously long eyelashes that draw us in…it’s the unexpected colors!

If someone asked me what color Rob’s eyes were, I’d say “blue.”  Definitely, blue!

I would be right…but, I’d be wrong, too!  It all depends on the light and/or the photographer, it would seem.

Trippin’ through my RobPorn, I’ve been amazed at all the different colors of Rob’s eyes!  Aquamarine? Seriously?

But, then they appear to be grey and I can’t figure out why…

Maybe they reflect the color of his shirt?  God, I love that grey shirt from the Sex Drive premier!  Well, I love ALL the photos of Rob from Sex Drive!

If that’s the case, then what are they reflectin’ that absolutely makes them green?

Like I said, sometimes it’s light, or the photographer.  How else could his eyes look so black in this one?

It’s not always his natural color(s), either!  Edward’s eyes fascinate me when they are gold…

or when they are fiercely black!

Course, RDMickey likes ’em RED!

NereCullen has a couple special edits to add…just for me!

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Violet Blue or Green? Decisions, decisions…

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Hell’n I like ’em ALL!

Happy Tuesday, ya’ll!

Rita

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Sensual Sunday ~ The Art of Seduction!

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Good evenin’, ladies!

It goes without sayin’ that Rob could give lessons in the Art of Seduction, but I’m not here to give away any of his trade secrets!

No, I’m here to wallow in the sensual beauty that is Rob and I’m takin’ you with me!

NEED to be seduced all over again…

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’cause I’ve been feelin’ kinda neglected since Rob’s been in ninja mode!

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With The Rover his only film in the can so far this year….

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it could be AGES until he’s on the promo tour!

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Somethin’ along the lines of the Cosmopolis promo tour would be ideal!

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I wouldn’t wish for him to be subjected to the intense fuckery that encompassed promotin’ the Twilight Saga ever again!

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Although, WE got an epic amount of RobPorn out of the deal…

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I don’t think it was all that much fun for Rob!

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Well, except maybe for some of the nicer fan encounters!

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The quiet, respectful fans who’d show up late at night around his hotel…

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hopin’ for a glimpse,  a kind word…acknowledgement, if you will…

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and an autograph…better yet, a photo!

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Rob DOES appreciate his fans, I’m sure!

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And, boy, do we appreciate him!

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We appreciate everythin’ he does for us…

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it’s just that we miss him!

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Maybe, if we’re lucky…

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some charity event or other will touch his heart enough to attend!

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Oh, my! Rob in a suit again after all this time?

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That would be such a treat for us…

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his 1%!  You remember? He said if only 1% of his Twilight fans followed him forward…

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he would consider himself lucky!

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Ha! No luck about it!  We’d follow our man to hell and back!

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All he ever has to do is ask!

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All he ever has to do is give US even 1% of his attention!

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Just let us know what your own way is, darlin’, and you can have it!

Oops!  I mighta got off track LOL! But I sure do feel a whole lot better, don’t you?

Happy Sunday, y’all!

Rita

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Sensual Sunday ~ Your Guide to the Promised Land!

Wet Rob AviGood evenin’, ladies!

I know I’m very late, but it’s GOT to still be Sunday somewhere in the world, right?

You can probably tell from the title that I got my perve on today LOL!

Yup! I’ll be examinin’ that typical male leg spread that leads us to “The Promised Land!”

It’s a guy thing and Rob, king of all guys, will be demonstrating some of the subtle nuances {whether he wants to or not}!

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I call this the Semi-Open Invitation!  Rob’s feelin’ good about himself and is open to communication, but that’s it…no touchie feelie shit allowed!

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Seein’ as he’s hunched over Hidin’ the Goods, I’d say the invitation is hereby revoked… don’t expect anythin’ more’n a polite howdy do!

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Rob’s Alpha Male Signal to all other dudes to back the fuck off…he’s Numero Uno!

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Which, at the same time, is his Matin’ Display to the ladies!

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Well, I’m sure as hell ready to be mated LMAO!!!

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And I know I’m not the only one!  DIED an’ Gone to Heaven *groan!*

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This subtle signal means Rob’s Not Available no matter how funny and cute you are!

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Rob’s You Do All The Work display! {startin’ with gettin’ rid of that belt *THUD!*}

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Who’s up for a matin’ session with Rob on that hammock? Raise your hands!!!

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Awww, Rob! Fair warnin’…we’re not above molestin’ you in your sleep LOL!

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Heheheh! I thought that would get his attention…he wouldn’t wanna miss anything, right?

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Subliminal Size Suggestion! By puttin’ a couple large, inaminate objects between Rob’s legs, we are subconsciously lead to assume there’s more than enough to go around LOL!

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I’m sure it wasn’t meant to be so suggestive as to be downright scary, but whoever took that photo wasn’t takin’ our pervy little minds into consideration!!!

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If they knew us at all, they’d know that we are, at this moment, measurin’ Rob’s hands, fingers and thumb LMAO!!!

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Not to mention his feet LMAO!!!

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And the results of our measurements have just been confirmed by Rob himself ROTFLMAO!!! {Poor Matt gave up and crossed his legs in shame!}

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Ultimately, Rob’s Wide Legged Straddle is an invitation to be, well…straddled!

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Excuse me while I live vicariously for an hour or two…maybe longer *le sigh!*

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Oops! A blatant signal from Rob that he’s had enough for today!

Until next time!!!

Happy Sunday, y’all!

Rita

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Sensual Sunday ~ Baseball Boy!

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Oh my God, ladies!

I’ve been laughin’ my ass off all week readin’ one of the funniest fics I’ve come across in a good while LOL!

Bella at her snarkiest best…Edward {a.k.a. Baseball Boy} at his dorkiest EVER!

“Wait! What?” you may ask. “It’s not Fan Fiction Friday!”

Yeah, but it’s the inspiration for my post today and, therefore, fair game! Get it…Fair Game LMAO! But, seriously, do yourselves a HUGE favor and start reading:

Curve Ball by Staceleo

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9102043/1/Curve-Ball

Opposites attract don’t they? Not in Bella Swan’s world. Unfortunately, the Captain of the baseball team has other ideas. A short chapter tale written for mauigirl60.

{Diamond…*gigglesnort!*}

The key word bein’ “baseball,” it stood to reason I’d hark way back to the Vampire Baseball scene from Twilight LOL!

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Of course, it’s from Cosmopolis rehearsals, but Rob’s got to practice first, right? Well, it does look like he’s at a battin’ cage, don’t it?

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And, Rob’s wearin’ a proper baseball cap. What? I liked that pic in color, too!

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You have to catch the ball, before you can throw it Rob!

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There ya go, darlin’! {Are you catchin’ Rob’s pout? *Drool!*}

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Time to suit up and get out on the field…give ’em hell, baby!!

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Why so serious? It’s supposed to fun!

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Oh, I get it…someone’s cheatin’! Fuck ’em up, darlin’!

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LOL! I spy blue boxers!!

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Don’t let that big bully push you around, darlin’!

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Sorry, Missi! Guess Rob’s not beyond flippin’ someone the bird after all LMAO!

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Heads up…you still have a fastball to catch!

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Faster Rob!

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And NO CHEATIN’!

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Uh, oh! They saw you cheatin’ with the wires, baby!

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Bunch of pussies! You call that rumblin’?

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Game called on account of gross incompetence LMAO!!!

One of the reasons that made the whole Vampire Baseball scene so much fun for me was the music that went with it…Supermassive Black Hole by Muse!

Hell’n I was stuck in a Classic Rock rut for years until Twilight came along and updated my taste in music LOL!

What life change did Twilight do for you?

Happy Sunday, y’all!

Rita

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Sensual Sunday ~ Dear Rita!

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Ladies!

You are NOT goin’ to believe this…hell’n you coulda knocked me over with a feather then this arrived in my RA in-box the other day!

Was this for real? Is someone pullin’ my leg?

Stranger things have happened, I guess, but WTF?

Dear Rita,

I hope you don’t mind me writing to you like this, but I’ve had such a bad week that I needed some advice.

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First of all, just when I thought I was managing to snag myself some interesting roles out of the shadow of Edward Cullen, they go and drop me from Unbound Captives for being too manly and not Edward Cullenish enough! Bloody Hell, Rita! You’ve seen my long, bendy fingers and wonky legs…Do they look overly manish to you?

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Then they go and nominate me for Worst Actor at the Razzies. Still, at least I didn’t win that one (but I do think they should have had a separate category for that bloody itchy wig I had to wear )!

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Rita, I feel I’ve known you long enough that you’ll give it to me straight…well, you did offer something like that the last time I was in the RROP with you, remember? Do you think my fans will still love me after Twilight?

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I’m sorry to be a bit of a Whinging Pom about it all but, what with the heat out here, and spending my nights watching reruns of Only Fools and Horses and Fawlty Towers, I think I might be feeling a tad homesick.

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Yours Sincerely,

Rob

Somewhere in the outback of Australia

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(Sorry, can’t say more…you know how the paps are.)

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{Rita bites down hard on her knuckles, squeeein’ herself blue in the face as silently as possible, and grabs an industrial strength ShamWow to sit on!}

Dear Rob,

You know you can write to me {or anything else you might want to do to me *THUD!*} anytime you want, darlin’!

SoapyMayhem xxx

Just remember that turnabout is fair play!

KerryDelaney xxx

Sweetheart, you were still just a kid when those people approached you for Unbound Captives. Your Edward Cullen, gangly 109 year old teenager, persona may have been how they saw you back then…

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but, honey, you’re all MAN now!

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So, let Zach Efron play Unbound Captives. We want to see you play the Sexy Beast we all know you are. I hear there’s a great movie in the works that needs a leadin’ man and we all think you’d be perfect for the part. It’s a rather large role and the lead character’s name is Christian. Perhaps you’ve heard of it…Fifty Shades of Grey?

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As for the Razzies, your ridiculous wig absofuckinlutely deserved to be in the Razzie Hall of Fame, but that has nothing to do with your actin’. Don’t listen to those f*cktards who put that shit out there, baby! Your massive fanbase knows you are an amazin’ actor. WE will NOT be surprised to see you takin’ home an Oscar someday instead of presentin’ one to someone less deservin’!

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Rob, you can always count on  me to give it to you hard and straight…

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and believe me when I say your fanWOMEN, hOOrs and Angelz will follow you unto the ends of the Earth!

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Now, I know it’s been hot as hell in the Land Down Under, so just get yourself back here to the RRoP as soon as you get home…I’ve got just the thing to cool you down *gigglesnort!*

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Feel better now, darlin’!

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I’ll take that as a “yes!” LMAO!!!

Happy Sunday, y’all!

Rita

Super huge thanks to ClaireBamboozle {Rob’s letter} and RF {BIG help with responses}!!!

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Sensual Sunday ~ The Blues and How to Cure Them!

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Rita’s Blues

Got up outta mah bed…do do do di do

Put mah feet on da flo’…do do do di do

Whut da fuck is dis feelin’…do do do di do

Mah bwainz haz gone DED…do do do di do

But da cure fur da blues…do do do di do

Is jist two clicks away…do do do di do

Gonna perv on Da Pretty…do do do di do

Da whole live long day!!! do do do di do

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If Rob is missin’ us as much as we’re missin’ him, then he’s got to be feelin’ da blues, too!

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Thought I’d acknowledge that fact with some Blue Rob pics!

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You know, the ones with a blue accent somewhere in them…like the big blue R, or…

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A blue necktie and that blue wasp on his white shirt!

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Rob’s pretty blue eyes will always chase my blues away LOL!

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A blue band of color in the middle…

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Or on either end!

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Blue baseball cap will do in a pinch!

**EXCLUSIVE**Robert Pattinson arrives on the set of 'Remember Me' wearing a blue hoody

But blue hoodies FTMFW!! {do we have a muffin alert goin’ on here?}

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Hey, wasn’t that blue shirt originally yellow?

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Sally’s blue shirt is an eye-popper for sure!

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While Melbie tones it down to Baby Blue!

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She and I’ve Been Robbed got into cahoots for Blue Eyed Rob…called themselves I’ve Been Toast LOL! {I’ve Been Toasted probably would’ve been more appropriate LMAO!!!}

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I dearly love a black ‘n white with only one point of color in them!

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But, when I saw this edit by Mysexyvampire…All I Saw Was Blue! *Gah!* The EYES!!!

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Blue shirt AND blue jeans…includin’ a DEFINITE MUFFIN ALERT!!!

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Endin’ with a Malibu Rob with his blue surfboard to get us all primed for MUCH warmer weather!!!

To those of you in the line of fire of all the winter chaos, please be careful out there!!!

Happy Sunday, y’all!

Rita

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