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Random Rita ~ When Edward Falls Asleep on the Job!

 

 

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Good afternoon, ladies!

I’ll bet you’ve all been so busy lickin’ ‘n savin’ RobPorn you didn’t even miss me LMAO!

Well, you weren’t the only ones gettin’ hand cramps from all the mouse clickin *gigglesnort!*

I mean, seriously, who wouldn’t get completely lost in such epicness as…THIS!

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Do NOT get me started or we’ll never get to the fic rec LMAO!

Today, it’s my great pleasure to introduce you to Dead Man Walking by TrueEnglishRose! Normally, drabbles aren’t exactly up my alley but, in this case, I’ll make an exception, especially as it is fuckin’ hilarious AND it updates multiple times daily!

Rob Attack

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10366414/1/Dead-Man-Walking

She’s alive, he’s . . . well he’s not so much. Edward and Bella have one hell of a twisted relationship, right from the very beginning. A story of strange relationships that’s written purely for laughs.

Rated: Fiction M – English – Humor/Romance – Bella, Edward – Chapters: 88 – Words: 15,627 – Reviews: 1,232 – Favs: 112 – Follows: 178 – Updated: 5h ago – Published: May 21 – id: 10366414

Following in her grandfather’s footsteps as the Medical Examiner for the City of Port Angeles, Bella prepares to do an autopsy on the most beautiful man she’s ever seen, dead or alive!

“Right to left, diagonally from collarbone to sternum,” I whispered and let the scalpel glide into the skin.

It was tougher than I was expecting, but he had been sat on the table for a while now and rigor mortis was setting in.

A small amount of blood seeped out from the cut and I still felt bad that I had marred his flawless skin.

“That really fucking hurts, you know,” a voice whispered huskily.

All I remember after that was that I let out a blood curdling scream before everything went black.

The fun really begins when she wakes from her faintin’ spell only to find she’s not where she expected to be!

I had no idea what to expect when I first woke up, but it certainly wasn’t having the dead man, who apparently was no longer dead, lying next to me.

And get this, he fainted, too!

Yeah, I found it hard to be scared when pretty boy fainted alongside me.

If that’s not enough to make you curious enough to give this story a shot, I don’t know what will LMAO!

Happy Friday, y’all!

Rita

Night Raider

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Sensual Sunday ~ When Your Jaw Just Drops!

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It’s GOT to be DiorRob today, ladies!

They didn’t give us much and most of what we DID get was bootlegged and very poor quality, but DAYUM!!!!!

We’re in so much trouble when the actual Dior Homme campaign starts in September *GROAN!* Why the long wait *le sigh!*

So, here’s what happens in Rob’s fandom when his girls get so excited we pee our panties!

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We jump in feet first and edit/enhance the shit outta whatever we get!

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Thank you, Fearlessmore, for prettyin’ up what was a bootleg screenshot!

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When it comes to enhancin’ one of the few originals, I knew we could count on our ol’ Cougar Mama, MelbieToast *fist bump!*

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Cricrila‘s sepia is just a taste of all the different ways our girls saw this pic!

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FeistyAngel34 wasn’t satisfied with b/w where Rob’s concerned…she gave us COLOR!

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Although PattinPerv2 likes a blue sweater {jumper *sigh*}, most kept the black!

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Socalmom2four bathes Rob in a warm glow!

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Love her meldin’ of these two photos, but don’t blame NereCullen… this is how Rob is quoted everywhere I’ve seen! Either it should have been “As an actor you are ON your own” or “As an actor you are in your own {world?}”

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I could not resist this one by Dazzledbyrp {Maggie!}

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Before any of the rest of us could get to him, Jayme DuRob claimed him LMAO!!!

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IveBeenRobbed reminds us that Rob is always superHAWT in black sweaters {jumpers *groan*}!

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There’s no tag on this one but the source is Keepcalmanddazzle, whose comment was: “#DiorRob ribbed for her pleasure!!! LOL {FIST BUMP AND AMEN TO THAT!!!}

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Every edit I’ve seen of this original is an improvement! Verena rocks!

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I love Swovie‘s subtle tints in her edit!

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SteffySwan77 brings the focus to Rob’s eyes!

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I do believe another FIST BUMP and AMEN is warranted for Robsessed1123‘s edit LOL!

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Kill me now! I’m so lovin’ the crisp colors in MySexyVampire‘s edit!

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Untagged and tilted but I KNOW this one belongs to Keepcalmanddazzle!

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If it says RPAustralia, it’s CreationbyJules! {I’m a JulesH00r…I know these things LOL!}

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Francis67 made several sweeeet edits of this pic and I chose 2 to share with you!

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I almost thought this was an edit of the sweater/jumper pic, but the lips are the tell!

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One of these days, imma feature Edbellfan cause I love the dramatic darkness of her edits!

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Oh, Cricrila! How do I love thee? Let me count the ways… LMAO!!!

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Can I get a final FIST BUMP and AMEN, Sistas!!!

Happy Sunday, y’all!

Rita

Night Raider

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Sensual Sunday ~ Dreaming of Rob!

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Ah, dear ladies!

Today, I’m proud to feature a new photo editor/enhancer I discovered on tumblr!

Nere Cullen~DreamingOfRob caught my beady little eye and it’s been a real treat watchin’ her try out new and different techniques on Rob!

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Truer words were never spoken! Nere’s streaky blue background highlights Rob beautifully!

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I know you all recognize this from a photoshoot for Remember Me, but how cool has Nere made the background? Love that effect!

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And, if anyone was ever in doubt about where Rob comes from, she makes it very clear with this edit of Rob and the Union Jack!

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Her color / texture play makes this pic pop! Especially the violet colored eyes!

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My favorite of her banner attempts!

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I don’t know how difficult it is to make everyone in the background b/w, but it’s a great look!

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Cool color play on this pic of Rob as Jacob Jankowski!

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Love this near sepia but not entirely sepia effect!  {Those jewel-like eyes! Those sweet sweet lips! *THUD!*}

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Seems shadow shots are fairly popular nowadays…not that I’m complainin’ LOL!

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Nor would I EVER turn down multiple Robgasms!!!

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Cause who doesn’t love gettin’ more Rob for your buck?

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True dat!!!

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Most recently, our girl has been turnin’ out the cutest Rob film posters! Ah, Cedric!

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Daniel Gale! Sweetest nerd in the world…one of my favorite Rob characters!

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Art..what can I say about Art?!?!  Rob made us believe in him in the end LOL!

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We will never forget Tyler Hawkins…

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or Jacob Jankowski…

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Eric Packer…

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or Edward Cullen!

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Rob has immortalized each and every one of his characters and Nere has given us some really good RobPorn to stuff our stashes with!

Thank you, Nere, and I hope you don’t mind that I used your pics today!

Happy Sunday, y’all!

Rita

Night Raider

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