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Sensual Sunday ~ The Red Robe of Pain!

Wet Rob Avi

Oooh, ladies!

You have GOT to check this out!

Just came across this gorgeous edit {on Facebook} by Bru SlaveforRob of Edward in that red Volturi robe he wore in New Moon {thanks, PullmydaisyToo}!

Rob Attack

Of course, why they even wanted to cover Edward’s naked chest, I’ll never know *pouty face!*

Rob Attack

Oh, what the hell…I want sparkles!

Rob Attack

Anyway, Edward was doin’ just fine before the Volturi cheated!

Rob Attack

See? He had everything under control, but then…

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They stuck him in the Red Robe of Pain and he got his ass kicked all over the place!

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I think it was jinxed!

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‘Cause every move he made after that ended in disaster!

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Until they broke him {lucky for us, Edward heals quickly}!

Rob Attack

So, basically, in the film version, they made Edward Felix’s bitch!

Rob Attack

At the time, I justified it as Edward and Alice not wantin’ to reveal the true extent of their powers so the Volturi would underestimate them later on, but was it worth…this???


Happy Sunday, y’all!


Night Raider


Filed under Edward A M Cullen, New Moon, Rita01tx, Robert Pattinson, Sensual Sunday, Twilight

Sensual Sunday ~ Rob…Big in Japan!

Good morning, Angelz!

Happened to hear Rob talking on an old interview the other day about how he could just walk around Tokyo without anyone recognizing him and I thought, “Well, damn! He must have meant YEARS ago, cause no way in hell they’d miss that 6’2″ tall hunk ‘o hawtness NOW, right?”

So, with a little research (don’t we just love Google?), I found that he’s been in Japan for 3 different events over the years:

Star Date: November 18, 2005

Location: Tokyo, Japan

Event: Press Conference for Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

And there he was, in all his green eyed, messy bronze haired gloriousness…even BEFORE Twilight!!

Our baby was only 19 years old at the time…and soooo beautiful!!

Runnin’ those long damn fingers through his hair…as usual LOL!!  We didn’t call it “FingerPorn” back then, but it didn’t take us long to zero in on it!

First time “The Pout” killed me f*ckin’ DED…still my favorite one!!

Star Date: November 19, 2005

Location: Tokyo, Japan

Event: Premier of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Bein’ new to the whole “red carpet” scene, Rob was NOT rockin’ the Gucci…yet!  Oh, just check out that blush!

But that didn’t stop him from rockin’ our world with that sexy half-smile and dimples!  Still blushin’, though!

We’d have to wait a couple more years to get the full effect of the chest hair LMAO!!

Yup! The ladies loved him, and so did we!!

Star Date: February 27, 2009

Location: Tokyo, Japan

Event: Premier of Twilight

What a difference 4 years made! It was complete mayhem at Narita Airport on Rob’s arrival!!

See what I mean about the difference 4 years made?  Hair semi-tamed…sporting the sexiest scruff EVER and rockin’ that suit like nobody’s business!  Our boy had become a MAN!!

And the best thing to come out of that event?  Rob got caught eye-f*ckin’ his girl’s ass!  Epic Robness LMAO!!

The other best thing was this iconic portrait of Rob and his rip-kneed, button fly jeans FTMFW!

Star Date: November 3, 2009

Location: Tokyo, Japan

Event: Premier of New Moon

I ask  you…how can he look YOUNGER later that same year?  Must be the smooth cheeks, messier hair and open shirt (no tie)!?!?!

Something about this photo just…I dunno…words don’t work here!

But then, who needs words…the photo says it all!

By the way, here’s a little bonus photo I didn’t have last week when I was trying to get Rob to strip for us…

Yeah, that’s as close as we’re gonna get to his ass crack until Bel Ami LMAO!!!

FOUND THE JAPEEN PHOTO!!! {thanks Nicole, wherever you are!}

BIG in Japan!

Anyone want a close-up?  Thought so!

BIGGER in Japan!!

Happy Sunday, ya’ll!



Filed under Rob Pattinson, Sensual Sunday

Boo boo’s and Uh-oh’s

Hello Everybody *waves*


Good Morning Ladies! Y’all know I love the Twilight SeriesRight? Right! If you’re like me you watch one or all of them at least once a week. (Come on now I know I’m Not the only one! I watched New Moon twice last night and I watched Eclipse & Twilight last week. Ok, I watched Eclipse twice!)

Well, that being said, when you watch a show that many times you start to notice things. For instance I’ve only seen BD1 four times (so far) But I noticed the very first time that when they are in Rio, just hours after their wedding, Edward is NOT wearing his wedding ring! WTF? LOL

Ooopsie! No Ring!

and I’m sure you’ve all heard the chatter about how Edward doesn’t sparkle while he’s on Isle Eseme. Now Please know I am not criticizing the movies or anyone working on them, in them, or around them! This kind of thing happens and will always happen! It happened in Ben Hur and in The Wizard of Oz just to name a few! I just find it interesting when I see them and thought you all might too. Of course wth our Beautiful Boy being the main attraction (IMHO) sometimes they go unnoticed so here are a few for you to giggle at. Just click on the pics and they will all be explained.

This last pic got me. I have always known there was something wrong with Victoria’s death but I could never put my finger on it. When I found this pic I was all excited, finally it would be pointed out to me, but noooo! The one pic that didn’t explain! LOL so after examining it like a “Find the Difference between these two pics” puzzle, I finally fgured it out. Do you see it?

Now I know there’s a ton more “Uh-oh’s” out there for the Twilight series. Do you know of some that are not pictured here? If so show me! I love this stuff! 🙂
Laters Babys,



Filed under Breaking Dawn, Edward A M Cullen, Twilight, WHY? WHY? WHY?, WTF?

Sensual Sunday ~ Rob…Let Me See You Stripped!!


Good morning, Angelz!

Ain’t gonna lie!  I’m waiting impatiently for a screencap…HQ still (preferably)…gif (even better) of Rob’s moonlit, thrusting bare ass from the first sex scene in Bel Ami!

Cause, fully clothed or buck nekkied, that man’s body is f*ckHAWT and I wanna see as much of it as possible!

So let’s strip him down, ladies, and see what he’s got…

Lemme just get his shirt off!

Oh, no...NO! You're NOT talking me into this one, Rita!

Aaaaw, come on, Rob!?!?!  What if I put on a little music for you, baby. Will that help get you in the mood?

Heeey! I really like that song! I can work with that, thanks!

Me too, darlin’…it’s what inspired today’s post! {There’s his beautiful nose!}

Still not so sure I wanna do this, ya know?

Just TRY, sweetie…we only want to admire your beautiful bod a little bit!

All right, then. I wouldn't do this for anyone else, Rita...just so you know!

Thank you, Rob…I really do appreciate you doing this for me! {I don’t care HOW many times I’ve seen this, I can’t get enough!  *GASP!* the Glorious “V” !!!}


*Squeeee!*  Yes, please!!

Rita? You still there, Rita?

*Grooaaan!* Uh, yeah, baby…mighta fainted there for a second, but I’m good…

Can I put my shirt back on yet???

Well, I was hopin’ we could maybe check out your back, if that’s okay with you?  {HAPPY TRAIL ALERT!!!  *THUD* HOOR DOWN!!!!}


DAMNIT, Rob!  Stop teasin’! You KNOW what I want!!! *gigglesnort!*

Yeah, I think I got you figured out by now, Rita LOL! This what you're looking for?

Close…close!  But no cigar!  We’re lookin’ for THE ultimate shot of your back, baby!!!!


Rita, you crack me the fuck up! If we're done here, I'm going swimming with my girl! Laters, baby!!!

Thanks, Rob!  We can always count on you to “ahem” deliver!  LMAO!!!!

Now, each and every one of us has self image issues and Rob’s no different.  I’ve heard him complain of his too long back, wide, womanly hips and hard to maintain six pack, but, when you love someone as much as we love Rob, every little flaw he thinks he has is beautiful to us!

THIS is what I believe Rob looks like stripped…pure PERFECTION!!!!

Happy Sunday ya’ll!



Filed under Addicted, My Brand of Heroin, Rob Pattinson, Sensual Sunday

FanFiction Fridays – Recs for Jan 20/12

I’m going to start this week with a quick review of  last week’s FFF Housekeeping, where we discussed katiebirdie’s excellent idea of a Rob Attack FanFiction Fridays Best of 2011 List. The e-mails have been coming in packed full of your Bests and I will start to build our list this weekend, but would like to give you all one more opportunity to send me your lists. So, if you haven’t already done so and would like to participate by sending in your nominations, please feel welcome to e-mail me at RobAttack1@hotmail.com by Tuesday January 24, 2012. We will have One List but actually have two categories for the List – one category will be fics that completed in 2011 & the other category can be any fic from any year, that you read during the 2011 year and that owned you (or you are still reading, if it’s a WIP).  I plan to have a whole post dedicated to our list in the next few weeks. Thanks!!

Okay, onto this week’s recs. I have two recs for you this week, one fairly recent WIP and one complete fic I had been following. Both great and totally different!

My first fic rec this week is entitled Full Circle by the FanFiction author JenRarwho has written 77 stories for Janet Evanovich, Twilight, Criminal Minds, and Bones. *wicked, eh?* 😀

“Full Summary: Edward left Bella in New Moon to keep her safe. Not all monsters are immortal, and fate usually gets its way, no matter how hard you fight it. There is a baby in this fic, but no, it is not half vampire/half human. You will find out in the near future more about her. Rated M for a reason, including a bit of adult language and a lot of adult situations.”

Now, I must admit, I haven’t read as many AU (Alternate Universe) fics as I have AH (All Human), which to me is kind of ironic considering we wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t for Vampward, but normally/usually I prefer a human Edward. I say usually because recently, on Facebook, I stumbled upon this Vampward gem called Full Circle, which just began posting on January 11, 2012 with an updating schedule of every Sunday and Wednesday.

It is labelled Angst and Romance and so far we have three enticing chapters that lead me to believe we will get just that and more!  I love that JenRar updates twice a week because once I started reading I wanted to know more, what happens next, right now! Honestly, as soon as I read the first chapter, especially knowing I was going into the New Moon and to Breaking Dawn and beyond Universe, I was immediately drawn in by the original attributes in the storyline. It intrigued me how I felt this story might be a partially Canon event with similarities to the Twilight Saga, but with many JenRar original twists!

Excerpt from Chapter 1:

We ate in silence, listening to the sleepy little baby noises coming through the baby monitor. We’d never been big talkers, having preferred to eat and not talk for as long as I could remember—certainly since I’d moved to Forks just over two years ago. It wasn’t usually an uncomfortable silence, though. We were both just rather reserved. So when Charlie spoke, it startled me, and I nearly knocked over my glass of milk as I was reaching for it.

“So where ya going today?” he asked, trying hard to sound casual.

How did I tell him I was going out to one of the places that meant the most to me in the world? How did I explain why it was an important place?

“I, uh…” I stuttered, trying to come up with the words. “Just a place I went to with a friend that I’ve not been to in a while.” A year, to be exact, I thought, but Charlie didn’t need to know that.

He looked at me suspiciously, but when I didn’t offer up any more information, he shrugged. “Okay, well, I’ll be home before lunch.”

I smiled, thanking him silently for not pushing, and then stood to gather our dishes. “I’ve got these. Thanks for breakfast.”

He grunted in response, and then padded out to the entry way. He popped his head back in a couple of minutes later, tugging on his jacket. I handed him a travel mug of coffee I’d made for him, and he took it, sipping gratefully. “Thanks, Bells. See you in a few.”

“We’ll be here,” I said, my eyes flickering to the baby monitor on the table.

“I’ll bring home lunch, and you can go out after?” he offered.

“That’d be great, thanks.”

He nodded, and then turned to leave.

Checking the clock once I heard the door click closed, I thought, Six hours and counting

Even though we have some Canon characteristics in the story, it’s not just your conventional TwiFic, as there are many original and creative twists. Bella is a mother to a two month old baby girl, Lizzie, but we do not know who the father is…yet or many of the circumstances resulting in her pregnancy or the events prior to Lizzie’s birth. We do know Edward left her a year and a half ago, September 16, 2005 and it is now March 2007, but we don’t know anymore about him at this point except for a few details; such as, it’s been two years since he first took her to the meadow where “…he had ultimately declared his feelings for…” her.  I sense that Bella is very much like Canon Bella in terms of her persona as a human and then as a newborn Vampire, in her behaviour, but I also feel there is much more to her character and that she will be a well-rounded strong Bella.

Since this is a new WIP and there are only 3 chapters for you to read so far, I don’t want to spoil all your reading pleasure by giving away too many details, but I did ask JenRar if she would be so kind as to give us a bit more information about her captivating story and this is what she had to say, “This story isn’t about how Bella became a mother, but about the repercussions of her having a daughter and becoming a vampire when she didn’t choose it. How she will deal with the possibility of a future without Lizzie in her life, whether or not certain people from her past will reappear, and everything that goes along with that. I made some major twists and brought something new that I’d never read in fanfic before.”

And, JenRar also provided us with a teaser for chapter 4 to be posted this Sunday January 23/12:

The next day, I sat in the cave, clenching a lock of red curls tight in my fists. I’d pulled it from Victoria’s head before we’d burned her, so I would always remember I’d conquered the one person that had scared me the most since I’d learned about vampires. I planned to keep this lock of hair with me for the rest of my existence as a reminder also of what I didn’t want to become.

I was stronger than she had been, but as I sat there, my arms wrapped around my knees as I waited for Jake, I had never felt more weak. He and Seth had been down at the rez and were bringing me back some things to take with me when I left the area.

That thought made my stomach churn. Jake was going to run with me to Canada, and then I was going to continue up to Alaska. I remembered Edward telling me about another family like his—ones who fed off animals—so I knew I could find someplace remote to live until I was able to tolerate being around humans. But the thought of leaving Forks…of leaving my baby…was killing me.

I know if you start this Vampward AU fic you will enjoy it as much as I have these past few weeks. It is very well-written, has many unique elements which make it so interesting and gives you lots to think about as you ponder what may happen next. It is most definitely like nothing I have yet to read in FanFiction with a storyline related to and based on The Original Twilight Saga plot and characters. There are so many questions that remain to be answered as we journey this Full Circle. 

Summary for Full Circle: “Edward left Bella in New Moon to keep her safe. Not all monsters are immortal, and fate usually gets its way, no matter how hard you fight it. Rated M for language, lemons, and adult situations.

Twilight – Rated: M – English – Angst/Romance – Chapters: 3 – Words: 8,570 – Reviews: 103 – Updated: 1-18-12 – Published: 1-11-12 – Bella & Edward”



My next rec is a sweet, snowy fic called Slippery Slope by my dear friend Bornonhalloween. In my humble opinion, she is one of the most versatile FanFiction authors I have read. She has written the most original Domward in Kinkily Ever After, I absolutely adore himand recently had me swooning over her darling Heroward direct from the ski hills of Powderloaf Mountain.

This story was originally written “…for the Fandom For Texas Wildfire Relief fundraiser compilation out of respect and admiration for the real-life heroes fighting against the spread of the Texas wildfires, in particular, Mr. teamswitzerlandmom (Missy’s husband). And because we all need a Heroward. ”

Slippery Slope is complete at 23 chapters and is a pleasure to read with each chapter being presented in both BPOV and EPOV. I love that we get both POVs like this because I found it really accentuated their experiences and completed their activities and adventures that were going on up on the snowy ski-hill mountain and subsequent venues. The story is somewhat based on a true life experience of the author, she says, “And yes, this happened to me, in large part, on my very first day on skis in college. I finally forgave the fool that took me to the top of Mt. Killington on Day One, and a few years later, I actually married him! ~BOH”

The story begins with an exasperated and burned-out Social Worker, Bella, whose bestfriend Alice, convinces her to take a long Easter weekend vacation with her friends in the ski hills.  But the problem lies in the fact that Bella doesn’t ski, but after a morning of lessons with ski instructor Emmett, she finds herself buddied up with James, a more experienced skier, only to lose him on a gentle ski-run and end up in the perils of a far superior ski trail than she is trained for. It is during this tumultuous experience that she meets Heroward with a BAM.

Excerpt from Chapter 3 BPOV:

I look up just in time to see a crazed skier skimming within inches of my tips. “On your right!” he yells as he practically knocks me over. Seconds later, another asshole passes me on the left. “Move it!” he yells as he whizzes by.


“What the hell?”

“Get out of the way!”

I don’t understand why this is happening on the green trail. Nothing like this happened this morning. Everything was calm and friendly and slow. This is madness! The other skiers seem incredibly angry with me and I push off to get out of their way, unfortunately almost knocking into the skier there. “Sorry!” I yell, desperate to get out of the way. Across, across, across- TURN! There, I’m off to the side. Surveying the area, I notice a trail marker in front of me. There are only two choices: Goosebumps and Scorpion Bowl. They’re both double black diamond!


Ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod! What am I gonna do? I pull off a glove and dive into my inside coat pocket for my phone. DAMN! Not even a single bar up here in the middle of the sky. It’s just me and my skis and we’ve got to get down this mountain together. I fight back the tears and the panic and muster every ounce of positive self-talk.

Let’s get this over with. If I’m gonna die, might as well make it quick. Well, that’s not exactly positive, but it motivates me to push off again. I select Goosebumps, praying it’s the lesser of two evils. Pushing forward, I instantly feel the difference of the trail. This one’s scratchy and hard and my wedge doesn’t slow me down at all. People are flying past me on both sides, seemingly taking great pleasure in unbalancing me. Is everyone on this trail a gigantic asshole?

I’m picking up speed, I know I need to turn, but I can’t set the edge. I’m rolling over bump after bump; my skis feel like they may snap right in half! This is it! I’m gonna ski right off the edge of the mountain! I’m gonna die right here, right now! My goggles are completely fogged over with my regurgitated hot breath. I can’t see a thing, can’t slow down, then all of a sudden, BAM!

Then we have Corporate Attorney workaholic Edward who is also persuaded, by his brother Emmett and Director of the Ski Academy, that he too needs to take a much needed vacation getaway. So, Edward decides to put down his corporate lawyer files and concede, but never did he imagine that, what was supposed to be a relaxing skiing retreat would actually result in his world being snow-stormed by a beautiful, but very inexperienced, ski bunny named Bella:


“Holy shit!” I exclaim, tipping over to get a closer look at a girl making her way across the mountain in a full snowplow wedge. “What the hell is that girl doing on this trail? She looks like she’s been on skis less than a day and she’s somehow skied herself over to Devil Basin. Damn, I wish I had a two-way radio!”

This girl has no business up here and no visible means of getting down. The top part is relatively flat and she’s struggling to make turns; heading into the steep part of the mountain could be life-threatening, for her and anyone in her path. I keep my eyes trained on her. Holy hell, she is headed straight for Goosebumps!

“Do me a favor, folks,” I say, lifting the safety bar and preparing early to dismount the chair. “Tell the lift operator to have ski patrol on call at the bottom of this lift, would you please? Nice meeting both of you!”

I jump off the chair the moment it’s safe and ski over to Goosebumps as fast as my skis can propel me. Luckily, she hasn’t gotten very far, but she’s already become the epicenter for all kinds of traffic problems. People are passing her closely on both sides as she carves her turn and heads back across. By the time I’m almost caught up to her, she’s skidding sideways down the mountain. Her arms are flailing, hair is flying; she’s completely lost control. She’s off balance, leaning backwards, causing her tips to point up and pick up speed. She’s heading straight for the edge of the north face, and I don’t even want to think about what’s on the other side waiting for her.

I serpentine around the moguls at the right side where she’s headed, hoping I can time this perfectly. It’s risky at best, and I fear I could get both of us seriously hurt, but I don’t see an alternative short of standing back and watching her take a header over the cliff.

My heart is pounding with hot pursuit and inherent danger. I’ve got one eye on the girl and one on the hills littering my path. I slow my descent so I’ll still have some forward velocity when our bodies meet.

I have no choice. It’s her only chance. 3……2……1….BAM!

This lovely story is labelled Romance, which it most definitely is, but there is also so much humour and sweetness between Bella and Edward as they get to know each other. It’s not a smexy fic, but I know you will be lovin’ Heroward and BunnyBella and all their crazy antics, as they explore the skiing realm. And maybe, if you read this slippery adventure you will pleasantly discover more than one Hero and saviour! Also, I spoke with BOH and there is always a possibility we might get an Epilogue and/or a Futuretake later. *just sayin’* 😀

Summary for Slippery Slope: “A crash course with destiny brings together a burned-out social worker seeking to rekindle her faith in mankind and a disillusioned attorney running out of chances to be a real life hero. Written for Texasfires compilation. E/B, AH, M for language

Twilight – Rated: M – English – Romance – Chapters: 23 – Words: 32,365 – Reviews: 1487 – Updated: 1-17-12 – Published: 11-6-11 – Edward & Bella – Complete”



So, that’s a few of the great fics I read this week and I have also been busy Beta’ing and trying to catch up on WIP Updates.  Now it’s your turn, please share what you’ve been reading and what’s been owning you in the FanFiction world this week. Happy FFF my friends! 😀


PLEASE NOTE: MC’s FF Library is up to date again and I have also added some special post links. 


Filed under Edward A M Cullen, Fan Fiction Friday, Fan Fiction Recs, FFF Library, New Moon, Twilight, Writing

Tonguing it Tuesday Robporn: Obsessive Cullen Disorder

Well, in honor of the last week of Breaking Dawn month, I thought we should perv over the man who got most of us started in this Robsession…Edward Cullen. For some of us we loved him as a fictional character and Rob’s portrayal took us over the edge. For others of us we met Edward on the big screen and some even  in our own living rooms. Whatever the case may be let’s honor the man himself with a little good ole fashion perving!

Starting with the moment he walked into the cafeteria

And then there was that all out cocky grin (love it!)

To the New Moon slo mo strut

And of course the moment when we see more of Edward than ever before

In Eclipse we get to see Edward’s romantic side…

and his angry side(smexy)

Which leaves us with Breaking Dawn part 1 where we see how adorable Edward looks in his tux.

And then there’s the part we all were waiting for…the honeymoon! And let me warn  you that this gif has never before been seen here at RA. So prepare yourself.

It brings a whole new meaning to the word Honeymoon, doesn’t it?!  So if you’re still alive after viewing that a couple (hundred) more times, show us your favorite Edward porn! And it doesn’t have to be real fake porn like this! 😉

Robs Fan~tasy


Filed under Edward A M Cullen, Rob Pattinson