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Sensual Sunday ~ Mellow Yellow!

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Good evenin’, everyone!

A few of these kept grabbin’ my attention on tumblr…so much so that I had no choice but to run with it LOL!

The year was 2010. The event…LA press conference for Eclipse and the photoshoot for the New York Times.

Coulda been the light or maybe it was the mellow yellow shirt Rob was wearin’ but he had a glow about him that day!  What am I sayin’…Rob ALWAYS has a glow about him LOL!!

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Seriously, Rita! You’re gonna wax poetic on me today?

WTF? You’re speakin’ to me again, Rob!?!?!

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Yeah, I guess I am!

Heheheh! Well, in that case, you know I’m gonna take full advantage of your attention!

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Uuuuuh…*crap, what’ve I done?*

Oh, no! There will be no backpedalin’, darlin’LOL!

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Okay, but go easy on me, yeah?

Of course, Rob! I’ll ease you into it gently! *Rita says with her fingers crossed behind her back LOL!*

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In that case, fire away!

First question: Are you all done workin’ on Map to the Stars? We were kinda expectin’ to find you filmin’ on the streets of LA!

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Yeah, as far as I know. David hasn’t called me back for any reshoots and it was only a small part, anyway! But, until it’s in the can…

Thanks, honey! We’ve been so spoiled with all the pics durin’ your other films, we feel almost cheated LOL!

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It was actually nice not to have the whole movie riding on my performance, for a change!

Kinda like a mini-vacation?

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Exactly! I’m glad you understand! You’re not done already, are you?

*Gigglesnort!* Not a chance, darlin’!  It appears to us that your film schedule is shiftin’ more than we expected this year.  What’s happenin’ with Mission: Black List?

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Well, there’s a new director…Jesper Ganslandt, so there’s some rewriting going on, last I heard.

Yeah, but what about the shootin’ schedule? Any idea at all if it’s still gonna be this year?

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One rumor said something about September 30th but, honestly? I have no earthly idea…sorry!

Damn! Another deadline we’ll be sweatin’…just in case LOL!

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You and me, both, Rita! I’d certainly rather be working!

Now, what about Queen of the Desert…the Werner Hertzog film with Naomi Watts as Gertrude Bell? For damn sure we’re lookin’ forward to seein’ you play Lawrence of Arabia, especially if there are robes and tribal headdress involved *swoon!*

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I wish I had more to tell you but you guys always seem to know my schedule better than I do LOL!

Crap! I was hopin’ the rumors of schedulin’ conflicts among the principal players had been resolved…guess not!

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I’m afraid it’s true. I’m waiting for news just like everyone else!

So, it looks like The Rover will be the first time we get to see you on screen since the end of the Twilight Saga! *Oh, fuck..TonguePorn DED!*

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What? Oh, sorry!

LOL! No problem, angel! Talkin’ is thirsty work…I’ll grab somethin’, too!

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*Wonder what’s keeping her!* Rita?

I’m here! Keep your pants on {or NOT *gigglesnort!*}!  I was askin’ about The Rover…when will we be able to see it?

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No official date, yet, but early 2014 is what I’m hearing!

*Sigh!* That seems so damn far away, doesn’t it?

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Awww, Rita! Does that mean you’re missing me?

Shut up! Of course I miss you…we ALL miss you like crazy!

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You know…I miss you guys, too! I’m actually looking forward to seeing some of my girls at the premier, whenever and wherever that is!

Wish I could be one of them, but do us a favor?

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Depends on the favor, Rita! I’ll do what I can, of course!

Hug at least one of them! ‘Cause when you hug one, you hug us all vicariously LOL!

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LMAO! I’ll grab the one who smells the best…how’s that?

Unless they all show up wearin’ Dior Homme, you’ll be spoiled for choice, darlin’!

Thanks for playin’ along with my craziness, Rob! See ya at the movies LMAO!!!

Happy Sunday, y’all!

Rita

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Sensual Sunday ~ The Blues and How to Cure Them!

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Rita’s Blues

Got up outta mah bed…do do do di do

Put mah feet on da flo’…do do do di do

Whut da fuck is dis feelin’…do do do di do

Mah bwainz haz gone DED…do do do di do

But da cure fur da blues…do do do di do

Is jist two clicks away…do do do di do

Gonna perv on Da Pretty…do do do di do

Da whole live long day!!! do do do di do

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If Rob is missin’ us as much as we’re missin’ him, then he’s got to be feelin’ da blues, too!

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Thought I’d acknowledge that fact with some Blue Rob pics!

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You know, the ones with a blue accent somewhere in them…like the big blue R, or…

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A blue necktie and that blue wasp on his white shirt!

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Rob’s pretty blue eyes will always chase my blues away LOL!

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A blue band of color in the middle…

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Or on either end!

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Blue baseball cap will do in a pinch!

**EXCLUSIVE**Robert Pattinson arrives on the set of 'Remember Me' wearing a blue hoody

But blue hoodies FTMFW!! {do we have a muffin alert goin’ on here?}

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Hey, wasn’t that blue shirt originally yellow?

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Sally’s blue shirt is an eye-popper for sure!

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While Melbie tones it down to Baby Blue!

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She and I’ve Been Robbed got into cahoots for Blue Eyed Rob…called themselves I’ve Been Toast LOL! {I’ve Been Toasted probably would’ve been more appropriate LMAO!!!}

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I dearly love a black ‘n white with only one point of color in them!

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But, when I saw this edit by Mysexyvampire…All I Saw Was Blue! *Gah!* The EYES!!!

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Blue shirt AND blue jeans…includin’ a DEFINITE MUFFIN ALERT!!!

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Endin’ with a Malibu Rob with his blue surfboard to get us all primed for MUCH warmer weather!!!

To those of you in the line of fire of all the winter chaos, please be careful out there!!!

Happy Sunday, y’all!

Rita

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Sensual Sunday ~ But He’s Not There!

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No, I’m not referrin’ to the fact that Rob’s been pretty much off grid since the last promo tour for BD2.

It’s actually somethin’ I noticed in a photo I came across recently that intrigued me enough to go searchin’ for more!

Seems that, even in the midst of chaos, Rob goes missin’…in his head!

For just a split second, his beautiful eyes go all blank and unfocused and I bless the photographers who capture that because it’s pure Rob, which is a thing of beauty!

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You know, I just this second realized Rob was chewin’ on a plastic bottle cap LOL! Wonder if HE’s even aware of what he’s doin’?

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This mighta been on The View and I sure don’t blame him for zonin’ out on those cacklin’ hens {tryin’ to be polite here}!

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Never endin’, repetitive questions would bore me to death, too LOL!

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The results of Rob’s photoshoots are endlessly fascinatin’ for us, but Rob might not find the process all that interestin’!

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If MY man stared off into the distance in the middle of fuckHAWT sex with ME, I’d…well, he wouldn’t escape unscathed! Just sayin’! {Gawd, I love Rob’s sticky up sex hair in that scene! Wish it had been my fingers makin’ it look that way!}

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I’d venture to guess Rob’s signin’ autographs here, only on autopilot LMAO!!!

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Easy to overlook that fact that Rob’s “gone” because of the JawPorn, LipPorn and FingerPorn LOL!

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This is the same press conference so I don’t know why these 2 photos are givin’ him such red hair, but I like it!

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Almost missed Rob’s glazed over eyes for the DimplePorn *THUD!*

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Anyone else yearn for more “Rob as a Sex GOD” photoshoots? *DED!*

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Rob might be driftin’ away for a moment, but my eyes are rivited by LashPorn, LipPorn and the tip of that lady’s finger restin’ on his chin! I wouldn’t mind havin’ HER job…well, only for Rob!!!

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Much of Rob’s role as Tyler Hawkins in Remember Me revolved around him bein’ introverted.  Guess they found the right man for the part, ’cause it just seems to come natural to him!

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I always wondered what Rob was writin’ down in that journal! Too bad we never got a good close-up LOL!

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A quiet moment in the midst of chaos, indeed! Musta been a million people runnin’ around the set that day!

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See what I mean by pure, beautiful Rob? He doesn’t even have to try…he just IS!! *le sigh!*

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I mighta been a little dubious about includin’ this one, but decided the gratituous TongPorn was well worth keepin’ LOL!

Happy Sunday, y’all!

Rita

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Sensual Sunday ~ Futuristic Fantasy!!!

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Oh, ladies!

The last few days have been dark and cold, in more ways than one, and I’m needin’ to get to my happy place in the worst way!

So, c’mere! I’m takin’ you all with me!

Remember the Caitlin Cronenberg photoshoot Rob did for Vogue L’Uomo? Were you just as shocked as I was at the surreality of it? The fantasticness of it? Yeah, it was kinda weird at first but, the more I looked at Rob in all the strange clothes and poses, the more fascinated I became!

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In his last interview with Jimmy Fallon, Rob called the hardware on the coat “Nipple Armory!”  Someone else called them “Butt Plugs!” Either way, they look ouchy as hell!

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Didn’t take long for our enhancers extraordinaire to swing into action! This futuristic banner was made by Jules {Creations by Jules}!

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Cray4kstew shows us the coat without all the scary stuff! No distraction from Rob’s “Mile High” hair LMAO!

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Sally {InRobWeLust} made this brilliant two-fer {two for one} and shared it on tumblr!!!

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This is more like the messy hair we love to see on Rob, with a closer look at the Butt Plugs {uh, I don’t think so!}

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Personally, I’d like a better look at that full-finger ring! But, I’ll settle for Rob’s beautiful eyes in this Francies67 edit!

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This edit I snagged from TinyPixie looks like a paintin’…again, his eyes are simply mezmerizin’!

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Rob in red on red! Gotta say, I’m lovin’ the fingerware!

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A Pattinsonworld edit gives us the close-up we all crave!

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Francies67 changed the color from red to grey, which immediately made me think of…

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this poster from Stanley Kubric’s film, A Clockwork Orange! Damn kinky/creepy film, in its day!

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Rob usin’ his middle finger in this shot…subliminal message to the paps?

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Another Pattinsonworld edit showcasin’ all the metal studs on Rob’s bad boy leather jacket!

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Don’t know about you, but I sure wanna crawl into the back seat of that car with Rob!

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Something about this shot is very Count of Monte Cristo…ish!

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Rob looks HOT, in more ways than one! {Well, it WAS shot in the desert LOL!}

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But I needed a closer look at his eyes cause I swear they used mascara and eyeliner on him!

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Now, the pointy shit on The Pretty’s eyes was a real “whoa…WTF!” moment LMAO!!!

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Somehow, the thin straps on his forehead make ’em kinda…well, sexy???

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Rob said {again, on Jimmy Fallon} that he felt like a 45 year old divorced guy when he hoisted himself into those painted on, skin-tight leather pants!  I disagree vehemently!!!

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But, why couldn’t that long, silvery metal scarf have been waaaay shorter IYKWIMAITYD?!

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Give Rob a dashin’ rapier and a mask, and we’d have our new Zorro!

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Thankin’ Mississippibellalis for the multiple Robgasms!!!!

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Black leather jacket, tight leather pants, greasy leather chaps and a leather pirate’s tricorn? Now, I LUV Rob in leather, but I’m guessin’ Miss Caitlin couldn’t decide what “look” she was goin’ for LOL!

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Need a better quality close-up of Rob’s face in that crazy hat!

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Lastly, Mississippibellasis made this painting-like gif…love the changing colors!

Can’t leave you without sharin’ this other Veranajj vid I found! She’s freakin’ awesome!!

Happy Sunday, y’all!

Rita

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Sensual Sunday ~ Pucker Up, Dollface!

Alright, ladies!

Who has the most kissable lips God ever gave man? ROB!

Can we ever get enough of lookin’ at ’em? NO!!!

We all have a whole bucket list full of things we’d like to do with {and/or to} Rob, even if it will only ever be in our dreams…and dream we do!  But, suckin’ face with The Pretty is way high on that list!

First time I saw this photo of Rob at the Tokyo premier of Goblet of Fire is when I went “DAYUM! That’s ROB?” Cause I hadn’t started seriously huntin’ down RobPorn until Twilight came out!

And while I am completely enamoured with Rob’s PantyMeltin’Pout {I refuse to call it a TroutPout cause that’s just nasty}, what I will be focussin’ on today is the Mother of all Puckers, aka Rob’s MotherPucker!!!

Jayme! What did I just say? ME has no control LMAO!!!

See, every now and then, someone catches Rob puckerin’ those sweet lips like he’s sayin’ “Oooooh!” and I just fuckin’ SWOON!

You can see ’em  beginnin’to loosen up…

just a little bit more…

Until they look as soft as downy pillows! MWAH!!!

Aw, now that’s just overkill! And who the H E double hockey sticks put lipstick on our man!?!?!

Rob pops that MotherPucker even when he’s not aware of the cameras….

Or, maybe he IS aware of the cameras!

{Needed to see that one up close!} DAYUM! That upper lip just begs to be attacked!!!

Either way, I’m pretty sure he’s flirtin’ with us when pops it durin’ personal appearances!

How he keeps switchin’ from top lip pucker to bottom lip pucker, I’ll never know!

But MotherPuckerin’ both of ’em together? Must take a lot of practice LMAO!!!

MotherPuckerin’ even gets to us when it’s framed by Rob’s glorious scruff…

OK, so a more subtle approach to highlightin’ Rob’s MotherPucker with a little red might just grow on me…or, maybe it’s just because it’s BIEL!

Melbie’s black ‘n white just proves that Rob doesn’t need color to suck us in with his MotherPucker!

Give us a profile, MotherPucker! {wipes tear…I just kill myself sometimes!} {Click on it if it turned tiny on me!}

Three-quarter profile? Yeah, better…

OMG! The half-open MotherPucker! *THUD!*

Well, that’s me DIED, so I’d just like to take this opportunity to thank Clairebamboozle…my partner in crime on this post. She provided the gifs and some of the photos! Thanks, BB!!!

Thank you, Rob!

Happy Sunday, y’all!

Rita

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