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Monday Madness ~ Mad about the DERP!

Hello Everybody *waves*

RobsFan~tasy

Hey, hey, hey! I’m baaack, BB’s!!!

Been out forever trolling for RobGoodness and post ideas that are NOT like everyone elses!! It’s a dirty job down there in the RobGutter, but somebody has to do it, right? heheh!!

As you all know, the RA tag line is “Because he gives us a reason to Smile.” Well, with the following pics, I’m sure we will all be able to say “Because he makes us LOL!!”

Rob can be the Sexiest Beast out there, and that’s a part of his attraction, but honestly girls, it’s his ability to be completely Adorkable and Dorkalicious that draws me in just as much! Here’s the proof!

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Hahahaha! I caught you! You’re all grinning just as big as Rob is, aren’t ya?

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Rob’s adorkability knows no bounds…

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He’s cute and cuddly and you just wanna smoosh him in a big hug, but we can’t, cause he keeps us LOLing all the time.

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Only Rob could step outside looking like a homeless perv and still manage to look sooo Adorkable and Lovable!

WHOA! Rob is Excited! Wait! Wait! Wait! Did “ME” just goose him, hmmm?

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I think he just did a little bit in his pants LOL!

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Did one of his pervy fans just flash her boobs at him? *gigglesnort!*

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Musta been a nice looking girl!

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Oh, Rob! We all know you can play better than that!

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With all the funny signs his fans hold up during the premiers, I can just imagine what he’s caught a glimpse of!

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Oh, you’ve seen them all before? Nothing original?

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Oh no you didn’t just post that picture!

Uh…sorry Rob but yeah I did!

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Either Rob’s about to sneeze, or that’s his “O” face!

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What’s got you so giggly, Rob?

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“I have no idea!”

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“Cedric! Get to the cup!”

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“…Give me a kiss, From that Elvis lip, You don’t wanna miss this…” { a line from Sugarland song, All I Want to Do}

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And this would probably be his exact reaction if I ever got close enough to say that to him! LOL

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The Vogue, Rob? Really??

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I fall off my chair laughing every time I see this one. I happens to him a lot LMAO!!

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Being you is exhausting, isn’t it?

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“You have no idea!”

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Did you forget what the square root of Pi is, Rob?

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“I forgot everything I learned in school!”

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Biceps and Grins are all kinds of WIN!!! So, Rob, did you like my post?

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Ummm, welll….eeerrrr…

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Dohhh!

Oh well, I tried.

MUCH LOVE TO YOU ALL,

RobsFan~tasy
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Doin it differently with different dos!

Hello Everybody *waves*

RobsFan~tasy

♥♥♥

In preparing for this post it didn’t take me long to realize I could stretch this out to a 32 part series! But I’m not gonna do that LOL! Yeah, I can hear the sighs of relief all over the Robuniverse. So what am I posting about you might be asking? Rob’s multiple hairdos of course!

Rob’s got more hairstyles than I ever knew!

Who woulda thought this geeky kid would grow to be the Sexiest Man Alive?

The Geek

 And then the hair got bigger than the eyebrows!

The Beatles

But he soon swung back to the other extreme.

The Buzz Cut

Talk about extreme hair cuts…I remember thinking WTF? When I saw this one.

The 50/50

Who could forget the *GASP* heard round the world when he showed up sporting this do? {Which is definitely a don’t IMHO!}

The All Gone

Before that, there was the lovely Cannes do in the “Dad Shirt!”

The Windswept

And, of course, Rita’s personal fav…

The Wet Rob

This is the best pic I could find of Rob with black hair. Most of these make Rob look like he’s actually Rob’s creepy uncle or something LOL!

The Black Raven

Rob makes a better looking werewolf than Jacob/Taylor. JS…

The Wild One

We all remember the days when Rob had a bad reputation for not washing his hair…at all!

The Unkempt

And then there is the allure of the Vampire…

The Edward Cullen

This one is just sexy as hell and ONLY ROB could get away with it!

The Cock of the Walk

And in contrast…

The Disheveled Chicken

One of my personal all time favorites…

The James Dean

This profile shot shows off his sweeping sideburns to perfection.

The Wispy Wings

And this do is part of what made Tybert so appealing.

The Soft & Fluffy

There’s something about the pic, I think it’s the flannel shirt over the T shirt, That reminds me of practically every teenage boy I knew growing up.

The Boy Next Door {if only!}

The slicked-back do of the wealthy man…

The Millionhair Do

Just recently, we saw…

The Mad Max

And the hair standing at attention…

The Mile High

Rob looks very professional with this do.

The Clean Cut

We musn’t leave out…

The Romantic

The hair says as much as the eyes do.

The Come Hither

Will there ever be anything better than is? Indeed Dear Melbie he is a sexy beast!

The Just F*cked Hair

Still in my top 5 fav pics is…

The F*ck Me Sideways!!!

I gotta say, I’m lovin this!

The Current Gorgeousness

So girls I know there lots that I missed. Got any better names for these dos than the ones I came up with? Let’s hear em! Let’ssee you hair favs and what you’d call them.

Much Love to you all,

Mwah!
 
RobsFan~tasy

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Mission: Monday Military Manip Madness!!!

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RobsFan~tasy

Dear Angelz,

Your Mission should you accept it is to read and survive the following post about Robert Pattion’s new Movie Role as officer Maddox in “Mission Blacklist #1” including all the great manips made by hOOrs and Angelz like us!!

The following is a fan made poster for the new movie made by nyflntumblr.com:

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{Great work but don’t worry, I’m saving the best ones for last lol}

BUT this is the official movie poster for Mission Blacklist.

“OMG! Those incredible eyes! I would know them anywhere!!”

The film is based on the book Mission: Black List #1 – The Inside Story of the Search for Saddam Hussein.

{OMG ROB! Have you got a ribbon for being fuckhawt in a uniform? If you don’t BB, you deserve one!! -Faints-}

The thriller follows an Interrogator fresh out of training, Eric Maddox (Robert Pattinson) who has a unique ability to decipher highly complex patterns from seemingly random events.

His mission is to trap the world’s most wanted man, Saddam Hussein – and he must defy his superiors to uncover his prey. The closer he gets to the truth, the more dangerous the hunt becomes.

Mission: Blacklist is directed by Jean-Stéphane Sauvaire from a screenplay written by Erik Jendressen, Dylan Kussman and Trace Sheehan. The film will be released in theaters in 2013.

{Hehehe you can drill me any time ou want to Sergeant Pattinson! ~Snickers~}

“This movie is a gripping, edge of your set thriller “, says Ross M. Dinerstein, one of the film’s producers.  ” I have been inspired by Robert and Jean-Stephane’s dedication.”

{You already do Baby! Everyday in Everyway!! Mwah!}

It sounds like Rob is going to be playing a pretty intense military character and he’ll have to get super buffed-up to be in top shape.

{Lookin mighty fine! Can I play with your six pack?}

We know Rob hates working out, but we guess he will have to endure to take on this challenging new role.

But I cannot wait to see him pump up those guns and tighten those long {already fuckhawt} thighs!!

{UNF! this is my second favorite manip and I’m sure you can see why~SWOON!~}

And if he turns up looking anything like this…

Yes, this is my favorite manip if you hadn’t guessed by now.

We is all gonna be a bunch of DED-ass hOOrz!! Good lord have MERCY!!

While I was doing some research on this film I ran across this awesome movie fan blog for mission black list. There is already quite a bit on there about MB including an interview with the real Maddox about Robert! So click the pick and check them out!!

My reaction about this movie and especially these last two manips was something like this…

Only I was a little more excited LOL.

I dunno bout you ladies but I think these manips are off the charts hot! Have you got anymore Military Manips for me? SHOW ME PLEASE!!! I NEED MORE!!

Much Love to you All,

RobsFan~tasy

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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Robert Pattinson Birthday Blog Train day 1

Hello Everybody *waves*

RobsFan~tasy

 

Good Morning ladies!!

All Aboard! All week long we are traveling along with our blogger friends and Wishing Rob a Happy 26th birthday. So climb on board (TWSS) and Enjoy the ride!! WooHoo!!

   

Happy Birthday You Gorgeous Man!

Today’s blog train topic is all about what we would wish for Rob. Well, what do you wish for the man who has EVERYTHING???

Great looks,

A great Body,

Beautiful eyes,

Gorgeous hair…MOST of the time LOL,

A fabulous singing voice,

A Great Pianist,

Fantastic actor,

and he’s even “flexible” LMAO

 

And He’s got sex appeal rollong off every fiber of his being…

 

So just what do you wish for the man who has DEFINATELY GOT IT ALL???

There’s only 4 things I can think of:

LOVE

PEACE (freedom from the paps)

JOY

And…

ME!!

 LOL

Truy I wish You the Happiest of Birthday’s Rob And a lifetime of Happieness to follow!

Now Get back on board the Rob train and continue the Ride. Next stop,

12 Months of Rob

Thanks for Riding this year’s Rob Birthday Blog Train

 

 

Come back tomorrow for Rita’s Birthday Letter to Rob!

Much Love to you all,

 

RobsFan~tasy
 

 

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Thrill Me Thursday…Thrilled By Bel Ami…Cared’s Review!

Top 'O the Mornin!

Bel Ami showed on Sunday night at the Jameson Dublin International Film Festival and lucky me was there to see it.

 

I’m trying hard to remember the details so I can share an in-depth response with you all but I can tell you this, my overwhelming feeling as the film ended was that I loved it.  I would have very happily sat through it again as I’m sure I didn’t fully appreciate the attention paid to the historical accuracy of the lavish sets or the beautiful detailing of the period costumes for both the men and women.  I remember thinking that the score fit perfectly with the film although I cannot recall the detail of it now. 

 

There was just so much happening on screen vying for my attention, not least of which was an extremely handsome leading man.  And that’s what he was – a man – all man.  He strode around with a confidence that put me in mind of Clark Gable or Cary Grant.  It was so nice to see that Robert Pattinson was given the freedom, and I suspect the encouragement, to actually act – not just produce a performance to a given formula. 

 

After hearing from the dynamic duo of Declan Donnellan and Nick Ormerod before the film, I’m not surprised at the passion that everyone involved obviously poured into the production.  They said it was a labour of love.  The actors took cut price salaries, but there is nothing cut price about their performances.  The directors have a very impressive history in the theatre that adds a certain element to the film.  I can’t quite put my finger on what it is; perhaps it is that some of the scenes could play perfectly on a stage without adaptation.  It had a lovely feel to it.

 

Despite a strong dislike for Guy de Maupassant left over from my school days, as an adult, I read the book Bel Ami with an open mind.  It just proved to me that although times may change and centuries may pass, human beings will always be the same.   This book could have been written and set in modern times in terms of lust, greed, hunger for power, power games, political intrigue, international relations, corrupt media and plain old love, betrayal and forgiveness.  While I’m aware that much of the politics from the book are merely alluded to in the film, it keeps the film from being heavy allows it move along at a nice pace.

 

I was given a hard time (TWSS) for focussing on the sex scenes when I gave my initial thoughts on the film on Sunday night.  All I can say is: let she among you cast the first stone and all that LOL.  Since I believe inquiring minds want to know – I will share.  Stop reading now if you don’t want to know about them.  First of all there are a lot of sex scenes, but let me tell you, they do not become boring; they are never the same.  That’s not just because Georges changes his lovers more often than he changes the sheets on the bed!  It was quite amusing to watch him hurry one lover out the door as he had an unplanned post coital nap and it was time for his next lover to arrive.  You know you should want him to be caught and face the consequences, but he smiles that devilish smile and you are glad that he is not.

 

The first sex scene is the famous – or is it the infamous – nekkid arse thrusting scene between Georges and the prostitute.  I don’t want to spoil the anticipation for you by giving too much detail; I know I am evil.  It was quick, not that I’m implying Georges was quick even though the scene was.  My DH takes great delight in the fact that Viggo Mortenson, another favourite actor of mine, has a skinny arse (it’s an undeniable fact).  I took great pleasure in sharing the perfectness of Rob’s nekkid arse with DH on my return home; again, I know I am evil.  There is lust fuelled sex, sex purely for gain, sex that is making love and sex between Georges and his wife that is quite disturbing.  It is a tribute to the quality of the acting from Rob and the leading ladies that the difference is obvious each time.

 

I particularly liked the performance from Christina Ricci as she played Clotilde de Marelle as though she was born in that era.  I’ve always liked Holiday Grainger since I saw her in A Bad Mother’s Handbook years ago and thought her a skilled actress. As Suzanne Rousset, she only has a relatively small part to play in the film but she plays it perfectly.  She looks so happy and innocent walking down the aisle on her husband’s arm; I wonder does she have any understanding of the kind of marriage she has ahead of her or is she actually another player?  Colm Meaney played the pompous Rousset magnificently and Philip Glenister played the unfortunate Foriestier very convincingly.

 

If you go to this film hoping to see the perfect man you will be sorely disappointed. Georges Duroy is more than easy on the eyes, the colours and cut of clothes suit his body shape and long legs very well.  Look behind the facade though and you will find a very flawed character.  He has come from a background of poverty and deprivation.  He had a taste of wealth and the good life while in the army and upon his return to civilian life has once again to face the harsh reality of being poor.  He believes he has the right to a better life and is driven by greed and ambition to use his good looks to further his aim.  Without shame, he is manipulative and thoughtless as he uses and then discards those who can be of benefit to him.  Somehow, underneath it all, you can see the poor boy who is desperate to never be hungry again, who loves a woman he can never fully have and who himself – in turn – is used and manipulated by others and even cheated upon.  On paper Georges is a despicable cad; I don’t know how Rob did it, but on screen he managed to display Georges not just with all his faults, but also in his loneliness and desperation.  He made me feel sorry for him; he made me wish love and happiness for him whether he deserved it or not. 

 

There is no denying Bel Ami has strong dark themes. It is intense and dramatic,  with outbursts of anger and violence, some sizzling sex scenes, but there are also moments of humour and love. It is beautifully set, nicely filmed and features some wonderful performances.  There is something for everyone.  I happily admit to being a fan of both Robert Pattinson and period films but really you don’t need to be either to enjoy this film.  IMHO overall it’s a good entertaining story well told. 

 

 Cared

 

Thanks to Melbie for most of these pics!

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Tonguing it Tuesday: Love is in the Air

Hello ladies! Either today is a day you are dreading,  happily awaiting, or are indifferent about all together. And no, it’s not because you’ve become to accustomed to Tonguing It Tuesday here it at RA. It’s Valentine’s Day and love IS indeed in the air here!!! Rob love, that is! Just the way we like it. But Rob love can be oh so many things. Take a look…

Yes, we all know that WE love Rob. But what about some other species on earth?

I’m confessing that we all love you! See, even Rosie can’t keep her trunk off Rob. And she’s not the only one of her costars that feel that way!

And you thought I was going to say Reese! Looks like the Animal Kingdom has fallen under the Pattinson Spell as well. But let’s find something a little smaller and see who wins this battle.

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I heard that this baby was screaming its head off when Rob first held it but once it looked into his eyes quieted down nicely. Okay, maybe it WAS the cream cheese and jelly thumb but I think Rob looks like a natural here.

So there you have it.  Women, animals, babies and children all love Rob. And I think we can safely say the feeling is mutual. Here’s my words of wisdom to tell others.

Because there’s really nothing wrong with this:

And now some heartfelt words from the man himself.

Well, it’s not quite what I was going for Rob. And poor Patty, may she rest in peace. Let’s try this again, shall we?

See? I told you the feeling was mutual!

Happy Valentine’s Day everyone!

Robs Fan~tasy

All pics found from google and facebook. And speaking of facebook, you can find us here too!

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Wandering…through Valentine’s Wallpaper

It’s the first day of February and that means that it is now okay to decorate for Valentine’s Day!! And of course, I’m here with some decor for your PC, laptop and phone. There is plenty to choose from and don’t forget, we have more wallpaper in the tab at the top of the page.

Here’s my current desktop: (hover over the pics for sources)

And many more for your choosing!

And here’s a little something for your phone! I know I’m stretching it here but they are Valentine colors with a little bit of DuRob thrown in for Parisian love:) (All by Dreamy Sim)

I hope you found something there to get you in the Valentine Spirit! And all you single ladies out there, don’t worry Rob’s available to brighten up your V-Day!! I know, he’s doing that for me 🙂

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Anybody have any new creations out there ready for sharing?

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Monday Madness…Works of Art

 

Hello Everybody *waves*

RobsFan~tasy

 

This was not the post I intended for today, However I think I must be one of the luckiest people ever when it comes to Stumbling onto great things! “Happy Accidents” as I call them. Some of you may know that I made a living for many years on art work and other creative/crafty things. And if you know that then you know that I greatly admire true artistic talent.

Well I was searching for specific things for a post on google when I stumbled onto an Artist with a talent for drawing Rob!! Now I have no clue if these are hand drawn or done on PS or what but either way this Lady has a true gift and I thought it should be shared!

 

Ladies, I bring you  The art work of CezLeo…

 

 

Amazing Right? I Thought so! 🙂 She has other amazing drawings of other stars such as Michael Jackson so you should really go check out her page and leave her some love!

For those of you who do not know you can find more art work by other artists at the top of the page under the tab “Art.” While you are in there if you happen to know any of the Artist responsible for the drawings let me know in the comments on the art pages. I had many of them saved before I even started a blog so I have no idea who they belong to. Thanks!

Feel free to share your art work Poetry and great finds in the comments.

Much Love to you all!

Laters BBez

RobsFan~tasy

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Thrill Me Thursday…Welcome Home!!!

Hello Everybody *waves*

RobsFan~tasy

 
 
Good Morning Ladies,
With the New Year here I thought I’d throw us all a little Welcome Home Party and show you all just what the RA Mansion looks like. Everyone can have their own room (post yours in the comments) and there’s lot’s of room for hanging out, partying and well, heh heh whateve…
 
So Follow me  “Ladies” and I’ll take you on a tour of Our New Home here at the Rob Attack Mansion…
 
 

The RA Mansion

 
  Rob has graciously volunteered to escort each of you to the room of your choice…feel free to show us which room you’d like to have for your very own! And hands off The Pretty..well, unless he makes the first move {snickers}!
 
 
 
(Hey nobody said we couldn’t flirt! LOL)
 

"Ladies," *nods and grins as he opens the double doors*

 “Come…on in…”

Welcome Home!

 
I Knows You all like a view from the rear *snickers*
 

Uh....That's not exactly what I had in mind Rob but heh heh I'm not complaining.

 
 
Lovely in the day time, but beautiful at night…
 

Party Anyone?

We can all catch Rob’s eye as we descend these backstairs stairs…

A Grand Entrance

Anybody up for a dip?

Pool Party With Rob? Hell Yeah!!

 

SKINNY DIPPING WITH ROB!! FTW!

I thought you might you might all like to see each of our rooms in the RA Mansion. I’ll start with TheMissMod’s room and a direct quote from her,

“All righty! Here tis, The Mod Suite! I picked this room because it’s the epitome of 60’s cool and I can just see myself grooving to records on the Dansette before settling down in the evening (perhaps waiting for a visit from the House Master) XD All ladies are welcome to share my space and drop by every once in a while, no biggie!

 

 
An our Wandering RFM’s Suite, with a direct quote from her, 
 
” I love the cozy but chic bedroom and I’m all ready to curl up with a book by the window. The only thing that’s missing is this inspirational saying on the walls. Keep Thrusting and Carry On. The sitting room is also a fab place to entertain guests! I can see a night of video game annihilation going on in there, hehe. And if we get a little hungry after all those shenanigans, the kitchen will be fully stocked with hot pockets, Heinekens, cereal of your choosing and and anything else that I don’t have to cook! So whether your into book clubs or slayer games, come hang out with robsfuturemate!  I love the cozy but chic bedroom and I’m all ready to… Keep Thrusting and Carry On hehe… come hang out with robsfuturemate!

Passionate purple

 
 
 
 
 
And or very pervy and lovable Rita01tx’s room,
You know, I’m a country girl at heart and my ideal bedroom would have…”
 
Grandma’s Feather Bed ~ John Denver
 
“It was nine feet high and six feet wide
Soft as a downy chick
It was made from the feathers of forty-leven geese
Took a whole bolt of cloth for the tick
Itd hold eight kids n four hound dogs
And a piggy we stole from the shed
We didnt get much sleep but we had a lot of fun
On Grandmas feather bed”
To my mind, there’s just nuthin’ better than sinkin’ down into a big ol’ brass bed made up with a soft, thick mattress covered by bout a hundred quilts and lots of downy pillows.
 
“I can just imagine burrowing under the covers to *ahem* cuddle up to a warm Rob on a real cold Texas night!!”
 
 

"We wouldn't get much sleep but we'd have a lot of fun" ~ Rita

 You know what they say Rita, “Save a horse…” heh heh heh. This pic reminds me of a certain FF called “Another Fine Mess!”

 
 
 And Of course, Rob has a Penthouse Suite all his own, With a bedroom and a room to relax in.
 
 

Had to give Rob a head board he couldn't break *snickers* Unless...

 
 
 

Lastly we have My room.

 

And Just in case you ever hear this from Rob,…

 
Wheeee… errr um I mean, We have a room for that here at The RA Mansion too

RROP for Bad girls!

 
And I know just what your reaction will be to this too…
 

"Yee Haw!!!"

 
We have full accomodations here at RA, Music room, game room, kitchens, on suite baths, wine cellar, ballroom and more so you can imagine I had to draw the line some where. I am going to make this a page at the top with all the other rooms I mentioned showing a slideshow so show us how you have chosen to decorate your RA bedroom and stake your RA Mansion claim!!
 
Much Love to you all,
 
RobsFan~tasy
 

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The Twilight Before Robmas

So it’s not quite the twilight before Robmas but you won’t mind, right? When you have an idea you have to Carpe Diem, even 3 days early!

Twas the Twilight before Robmas, when all through the RA mansion,
Not a h00r was stirring, only their passions.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Robert soon would be there.
The angelz were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Robporn danced in their heads.
And RF in her pj’s and I in my LB cap
Had just settled down for a short little cat nap.

Just a little less creepy!

When on top of the penthouse there arose such a clatter
We sprang from the suite to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

Hey, if Rob was outside my window I'd be jumping out too!

 The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below.
When, what next I saw would for sure seal my fate,
His Holy Hotness, and eight of his mates.

Well, most of them are here

 With a sexy Brit actor, a wonky heart throb,
I knew in a moment it must be Saint Rob.
More rapid than fangirls, the Britpack they came,
And he whistled, and shouted and called them by name.

Lips perfect for whistling (among other things)

  Now TomStu! Now A. Garf!  Now Johnny and Lee!
On Samuel! On Marcus! On Bear and Bobby!
To the top of the porch! To the top of the wall!
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
And then in a twinkling we heard on the RA roof,
The prancing and dancing of each little foot.
As I drew in my head and was turning around,
Down the chimney Saint Robert came with his hound.
He was dressed like a hobo, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with dumpster soot.
A bundle of Twi toys, he had flung on his back
And he looked like he was homeless, just opening his pack.
 His eyes-how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
But the beard on his chin was just, HELL NO!
 The stump of a cigarette he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath.
He had a strong face and a happy trail belly,
That gets us all going, like a bowlful of jelly!

Smokin Hawt!

 He was adorkable and filter-less, a right giggly old elf,
And I gaped when I saw him, in spite of myself!
A wink of his eye and a smirk of his lips,
Soon made me think, I sure hope he strips!

GAH!!! That smile!

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings, then turned with a smirk.
And giving his knuckles a jolly good crack,
He thanked us for supporting him through Rob Attack!
 

He sprang to our bed while  his team gave a whistle,
 But he sent them away, like the down of a thistle.
Then we  heard him exclaim, ‘ere they drove out of sight,
“Happy Robmas to all, I’m staying with my girls tonight!”

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