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Random Rita ~ When Edward is Just Right For Me!

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Good afternoon, ladies!

Watchin’ Rob filmin’ LIFE has been very distractin’, highly entertainin’ and downright mind bogglin’…I’m actually havin’ trouble keepin’ up!!!

Which is why it’s a good thing I had a really good fan fiction story to read while I “rested” my eyes LMAO!

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This one came to me in a very roundabout way. On Feb. 21st, a lady by the name of Sylvia Cardoza pinned something from one of my Pinterest boards and I checked out her boards in return. Got completely lost in her “Reading” board and one of the fics that caught my attention was…

Just Right For Me! by archy12

Rob Attack

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9071635/1/Just-Right-For-Me

Bella plans to ensnare Jasper into a proposal, but ends up getting married to his brother Edward. How will she adjust to the unexpected, especially when Edward apparently has the mind of a twelve-year old? AH/Slightly OOC

Rated: Fiction  M – English – Drama/Humor –  Bella, Edward – Chapters: 50   – Words: 96,233 – Reviews: 1,706 – Favs: 572 – Follows: 714 – Updated: Mar 5 – Published: Mar 5, 2013 – Status: Complete – id: 9071635

To say I was hooked from the first chapter would be an understatement! Bella has been overly protected by Charlie, a wealthy gun runner. She believes she’s in love with Jasper, the son of a drugs baron, Carlisle Cullen. Don’t worry…it doesn’t impact the story all that much so there’s no drama of a criminal nature! Anyway, Edward was goin’ to college when he had an accident on Spring Break in Florida that cost him much of his memory. When Bella accidently gets caught “accidently on purpose” in his bed instead of Jasper’s, old-fashioned Charlie insists they wed! Readin’ about how they adjust to wedded bliss, both emotionally and physically, had me in stitches at times and sobbin’ with joy at others!

The flag on this author’s profile was India so I’m thinkin’ English might not be her native tongue, which is apparent in many ways. However, it didn’t keep me from literally devourin’ this story!

I don’t want to give away the whole thing but this was one of those feel good fics I just didn’t wanna put down for anything as mundane as eatin’ and sleepin’ or even talkin’ to DH LMAO!

There’s just something about a beautifully vulnerable Edward that tugs at our heartstrings and has us all rootin’ for him! There are quite a few other such stories out there and I’ve enjoyed each and every one of them!

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Is this kind of fic your cup of tea?

Happy Friday, y’all!

Rita

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Random Rita ~ Rob in da Hood!

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Computer crapped out on me yesterday, ladies!

But, never fear…Rita is here!

Today, I’ll be bringin’ you loads of good RobPorn to brighten your Monday!

‘Cause who can be blue or depressed when Rob’s in da Hood???

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The Carter Smith hoodie Rob’s are some of the most beautiful pics of Rob ever made!

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I chose this one because it looks like Rob’s about to start an illegal street race LOL!

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Here, I’m wonderin’ where the hell everyone went! He’s all by his little self…boooo!

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I will forever and ever use any excuse to post and repost Bru’s dark hoodie Rob!

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Is this not the most gorgeous edit of Rob as Cedric in a hoodie for HP GoF?

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Goin’ for the LashPorn here, ladies! Can you blame me?

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Oh, that sweet upper lip just begs to be kissed! *THUD!*

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Again? Yes, please! *le sigh!*

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Rob’s threadbare black t-shirt caught my eye in this one. He still wears it after all these years LOL!

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JawPorn FTMFW!!!

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Is there such a thing as the JawPornPout? I think I just invented it LOL!

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Hell to the yeah…a freakin’ close-up!!!

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LashPorn and EyeBrowPorn make this one irresistible!

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OK, I debated about includin’ this one ’cause, if we didn’t know it was Rob, he could be any ol’ playground perv and that just ain’t right!

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I am completely melted by the poignant look in Rob’s eyes!

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Ghostly FingerPorn LOL!

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OMG! Rob really DOES have big hands, doesn’t he?

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Some pics of Rob are classic….

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and some are iconic!

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While some are destined to become classic…

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or iconic! Sweet Jesus, this one has it all…just look at those luscious lips and shy boy eyes! *SWOON!*

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Rob’s Mona Lisa smile…top that, Leonardo {da Vinci} LOL!

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I really wish Da Vinci was alive today to paint Rob! {Oooh! Rob as Michaelangelo’s David? I think I’ve seen a manip of that somewhere!}

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Besides a blindin’ smile, I’m totally goin’ for the ChestHairPorn!!!

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The only thing more lethal than Rob in a hoodie is Rob in a hoodie while wearin’ a beanie! *DED!*

Happy Monday, y’all!

Rita

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Random Rita ~ The Man With Kaleidoscope Eyes!

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Mornin’, ladies!

At Eewee333’s request {she wasn’t around the first time}, I’m repostin’ this celebration of Rob’s colorful eyes!

Hope you enjoy it again or for the first time, as well LOL!!

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The French say, ‘Les yeux sont le miroir de l’dme (The eyes are the mirror of the soul).

Perhaps that explains, in part, our fascination with Rob’s eyes.  Somehow, by losin’ ourselves in their depths, we imagine a connection, or at least an understandin’ of this complex man.

It’s not just the dark, thick, expressive brows, or the ridiculously long eyelashes that draw us in…it’s the unexpected colors!

If someone asked me what color Rob’s eyes were, I’d say “blue.”  Definitely, blue!

I would be right…but, I’d be wrong, too!  It all depends on the light and/or the photographer, it would seem.

Trippin’ through my RobPorn, I’ve been amazed at all the different colors of Rob’s eyes!  Aquamarine? Seriously?

But, then they appear to be grey and I can’t figure out why…

Maybe they reflect the color of his shirt?  God, I love that grey shirt from the Sex Drive premier!  Well, I love ALL the photos of Rob from Sex Drive!

If that’s the case, then what are they reflectin’ that absolutely makes them green?

Like I said, sometimes it’s light, or the photographer.  How else could his eyes look so black in this one?

It’s not always his natural color(s), either!  Edward’s eyes fascinate me when they are gold…

or when they are fiercely black!

Course, RDMickey likes ’em RED!

NereCullen has a couple special edits to add…just for me!

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Violet Blue or Green? Decisions, decisions…

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Hell’n I like ’em ALL!

Happy Tuesday, ya’ll!

Rita

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Sensual Sunday ~ The Art of Seduction!

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Good evenin’, ladies!

It goes without sayin’ that Rob could give lessons in the Art of Seduction, but I’m not here to give away any of his trade secrets!

No, I’m here to wallow in the sensual beauty that is Rob and I’m takin’ you with me!

NEED to be seduced all over again…

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’cause I’ve been feelin’ kinda neglected since Rob’s been in ninja mode!

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With The Rover his only film in the can so far this year….

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it could be AGES until he’s on the promo tour!

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Somethin’ along the lines of the Cosmopolis promo tour would be ideal!

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I wouldn’t wish for him to be subjected to the intense fuckery that encompassed promotin’ the Twilight Saga ever again!

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Although, WE got an epic amount of RobPorn out of the deal…

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I don’t think it was all that much fun for Rob!

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Well, except maybe for some of the nicer fan encounters!

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The quiet, respectful fans who’d show up late at night around his hotel…

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hopin’ for a glimpse,  a kind word…acknowledgement, if you will…

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and an autograph…better yet, a photo!

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Rob DOES appreciate his fans, I’m sure!

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And, boy, do we appreciate him!

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We appreciate everythin’ he does for us…

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it’s just that we miss him!

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Maybe, if we’re lucky…

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some charity event or other will touch his heart enough to attend!

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Oh, my! Rob in a suit again after all this time?

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That would be such a treat for us…

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his 1%!  You remember? He said if only 1% of his Twilight fans followed him forward…

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he would consider himself lucky!

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Ha! No luck about it!  We’d follow our man to hell and back!

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All he ever has to do is ask!

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All he ever has to do is give US even 1% of his attention!

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Just let us know what your own way is, darlin’, and you can have it!

Oops!  I mighta got off track LOL! But I sure do feel a whole lot better, don’t you?

Happy Sunday, y’all!

Rita

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Sensual Sunday ~ Excuse Me, Butt…!

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You know what, ladies?

You’re just gonna have to ride this out with me ’cause, much as I love Rob’s beautiful face, my perv is all about his lower half at the moment LOL!

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The way that sweet butt sways back ‘n forth in those jeans…hypnotic!

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The tighter the jeans, the better…hell’n we almost have crackage!

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Yeah, I just put this one in ’cause it’s so freakin’ cute LOL!

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Now, some of Rob’s jeans just don’t fit right…looks like he ain’t even got an ass in some of them…

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Maybe it’s the fashion {or was at the time}….

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but a good pair of jeans are supposed to make your butt look gooood!

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And these?

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just DON’T!

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Sexpenders were a vast improvement while they lasted…not long enough, right?

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Then again, we all know that jeans fit just fine when you first put them on…

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but loosen up the longer you wear them!

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Now THIS is more like it…nice tight jeans huggin’ Rob’s sweet tush!

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See? They were so tight his boxers got squeezed out the top like toothpaste LMAO!!!

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Basically, pants flatter Rob’s ass better than most of the jeans he wears!

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Who doesn’t love to see is that ass sittin’ snug inside a fabulous pair of designer pants?

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Uh, OK…these are probably NOT Gucci pants LOL!

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But, oh…

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when he’s wearin’ just the right suit…

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Poetry shall be written in honor of Rob’s butt!

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All right, dirty limericks, then LOL

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Yup, a view from the back is sometimes…not always…as good as the front LOL

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Chris musta thought his ass looked pretty fine in Tokyo that day LOL!

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Again, just ’cause he’s so adorkable when he tumbles head over heels…showin’ his ass!

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Pfffft! Like I’d forget! Thanks, Sally, for the gorgeous Birthday edit!

Happy Sunday, y’all!

Rita

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Sensual Sunday ~ Double Shot of My Baby’s Love!

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Good evenin’, ladies!

Among others, I’m fascinated by clever edits of Rob and his “shadow!”

Here’s a selection by some of our best photo enhancers…enjoy!

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New kid on the block, EucalyptaWitch, stole my heart with this gorgeous still from Remember Me!

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Veteran Francies67 spoils us rotten with her color “shadow!”

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Of course, completely black ‘n white works nicely, too!

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Really doesn’t matter…

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’cause we love our double shots of Rob!

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No way could I not include Sally’s poignant still from Remember Me!

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I won’t apologize for usin’ her edits more than once in my posts LOL!

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Some beauties just bear repeatin’ to infinity!

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Who cares that Witchy girl’s edit isn’t exactly a “shadow” shot…check out that package!!!

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What if Rob really did have an identical twin?!  The mind boggles!

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Nah! It might drive the paps {and us} crazy, but what kind of life would that be for the poor guy?

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Still, I wonder what his name would be? Any suggestions?

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Ah, well! Rob already has an honorary brother, who just happens to be his BFF!

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Let’s face it…Rob was never so beautiful as when he played Tyler Hawkins *le sigh!*

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Oops! I think his back was sexier as Edward in BD1, but I’m willin’ to put it to a vote LMAO!!

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Fearlessmore is one tricky lady…click this to full screen and tell me who you don’t see where you expect to see them!

Well, that’s it for today! We’ll work our way up to multiple Robgasms in future posts LOL!

Happy Sunday, y’all!

Rita

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Sensual Sunday ~ Rob, Where Are You?

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Ladies,

I don’t know how much more I can take! Seems like it’s been forever since Rob disappeared on us and I’m missin’ him real baaaad!

Last time he made an official personal appearance was at the Golden Globes on January 13th! Hell’n that almost 2 months ago! Even then…well, just look at this one and tell me that’s not goodbye in his eyes already!

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Don’t worry, Rita…it’s not forever!

Yeah, but that’s what it feels like to us, Rob darlin’!

Three days later, on January 16th, Rob lands in Melbourne!

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“Welcome to Melbourne, Mr. Pattinson…hope you enjoy your stay in Australia”!

By the grin on Rob’s face, I reckon he’s lookin’ forward to some adventures in the Outback!

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Throw another shrimp on the barbie, mate…I’m on my way!

Once Rob hits Adelaide, he hooks up with The Rover crew and gets to chill out a bit…

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Bondin’ with his new mates in the pub…

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Quietly bikin’…without a helmet LOL! {Got his hand slapped for that one, I hear!}

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Oh, crap! The Pouty Lips *THUD!*

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And then it was off to the Outback for filmin’ and, all of a sudden, our Pretty ain’t so pretty no more!

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God only knows what kinda critters have nested in Rob’s pants, what with all that dirt!

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*Eeeep!* What the hell happened to his gorgeous smile?

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This is the smile we know and love…and hope to see again real soon!!!

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As for Rob’s hair, I expect we’ll be seein’ it buzzed off like this again since he starts filmin’ Mission: Black List some time in April!

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But, that’s OK. Our Rob is beautiful with or without hair!

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Although I’d love to see more of it…

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In fact, the more the better IMHO!!!

ROB! COME HOME, ROB!!!

Happy Sunday, y’all!

Rita

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Sensual Sunday ~ Dear Rita!

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Ladies!

You are NOT goin’ to believe this…hell’n you coulda knocked me over with a feather then this arrived in my RA in-box the other day!

Was this for real? Is someone pullin’ my leg?

Stranger things have happened, I guess, but WTF?

Dear Rita,

I hope you don’t mind me writing to you like this, but I’ve had such a bad week that I needed some advice.

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First of all, just when I thought I was managing to snag myself some interesting roles out of the shadow of Edward Cullen, they go and drop me from Unbound Captives for being too manly and not Edward Cullenish enough! Bloody Hell, Rita! You’ve seen my long, bendy fingers and wonky legs…Do they look overly manish to you?

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Then they go and nominate me for Worst Actor at the Razzies. Still, at least I didn’t win that one (but I do think they should have had a separate category for that bloody itchy wig I had to wear )!

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Rita, I feel I’ve known you long enough that you’ll give it to me straight…well, you did offer something like that the last time I was in the RROP with you, remember? Do you think my fans will still love me after Twilight?

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I’m sorry to be a bit of a Whinging Pom about it all but, what with the heat out here, and spending my nights watching reruns of Only Fools and Horses and Fawlty Towers, I think I might be feeling a tad homesick.

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Yours Sincerely,

Rob

Somewhere in the outback of Australia

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(Sorry, can’t say more…you know how the paps are.)

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{Rita bites down hard on her knuckles, squeeein’ herself blue in the face as silently as possible, and grabs an industrial strength ShamWow to sit on!}

Dear Rob,

You know you can write to me {or anything else you might want to do to me *THUD!*} anytime you want, darlin’!

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Just remember that turnabout is fair play!

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Sweetheart, you were still just a kid when those people approached you for Unbound Captives. Your Edward Cullen, gangly 109 year old teenager, persona may have been how they saw you back then…

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but, honey, you’re all MAN now!

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So, let Zach Efron play Unbound Captives. We want to see you play the Sexy Beast we all know you are. I hear there’s a great movie in the works that needs a leadin’ man and we all think you’d be perfect for the part. It’s a rather large role and the lead character’s name is Christian. Perhaps you’ve heard of it…Fifty Shades of Grey?

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As for the Razzies, your ridiculous wig absofuckinlutely deserved to be in the Razzie Hall of Fame, but that has nothing to do with your actin’. Don’t listen to those f*cktards who put that shit out there, baby! Your massive fanbase knows you are an amazin’ actor. WE will NOT be surprised to see you takin’ home an Oscar someday instead of presentin’ one to someone less deservin’!

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Rob, you can always count on  me to give it to you hard and straight…

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and believe me when I say your fanWOMEN, hOOrs and Angelz will follow you unto the ends of the Earth!

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Now, I know it’s been hot as hell in the Land Down Under, so just get yourself back here to the RRoP as soon as you get home…I’ve got just the thing to cool you down *gigglesnort!*

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Feel better now, darlin’!

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I’ll take that as a “yes!” LMAO!!!

Happy Sunday, y’all!

Rita

Super huge thanks to ClaireBamboozle {Rob’s letter} and RF {BIG help with responses}!!!

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Sensual Sunday ~ The Blues and How to Cure Them!

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Rita’s Blues

Got up outta mah bed…do do do di do

Put mah feet on da flo’…do do do di do

Whut da fuck is dis feelin’…do do do di do

Mah bwainz haz gone DED…do do do di do

But da cure fur da blues…do do do di do

Is jist two clicks away…do do do di do

Gonna perv on Da Pretty…do do do di do

Da whole live long day!!! do do do di do

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If Rob is missin’ us as much as we’re missin’ him, then he’s got to be feelin’ da blues, too!

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Thought I’d acknowledge that fact with some Blue Rob pics!

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You know, the ones with a blue accent somewhere in them…like the big blue R, or…

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A blue necktie and that blue wasp on his white shirt!

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Rob’s pretty blue eyes will always chase my blues away LOL!

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A blue band of color in the middle…

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Or on either end!

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Blue baseball cap will do in a pinch!

**EXCLUSIVE**Robert Pattinson arrives on the set of 'Remember Me' wearing a blue hoody

But blue hoodies FTMFW!! {do we have a muffin alert goin’ on here?}

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Hey, wasn’t that blue shirt originally yellow?

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Sally’s blue shirt is an eye-popper for sure!

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While Melbie tones it down to Baby Blue!

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She and I’ve Been Robbed got into cahoots for Blue Eyed Rob…called themselves I’ve Been Toast LOL! {I’ve Been Toasted probably would’ve been more appropriate LMAO!!!}

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I dearly love a black ‘n white with only one point of color in them!

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But, when I saw this edit by Mysexyvampire…All I Saw Was Blue! *Gah!* The EYES!!!

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Blue shirt AND blue jeans…includin’ a DEFINITE MUFFIN ALERT!!!

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Endin’ with a Malibu Rob with his blue surfboard to get us all primed for MUCH warmer weather!!!

To those of you in the line of fire of all the winter chaos, please be careful out there!!!

Happy Sunday, y’all!

Rita

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Sensual Sunday ~ Futuristic Fantasy!!!

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Oh, ladies!

The last few days have been dark and cold, in more ways than one, and I’m needin’ to get to my happy place in the worst way!

So, c’mere! I’m takin’ you all with me!

Remember the Caitlin Cronenberg photoshoot Rob did for Vogue L’Uomo? Were you just as shocked as I was at the surreality of it? The fantasticness of it? Yeah, it was kinda weird at first but, the more I looked at Rob in all the strange clothes and poses, the more fascinated I became!

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In his last interview with Jimmy Fallon, Rob called the hardware on the coat “Nipple Armory!”  Someone else called them “Butt Plugs!” Either way, they look ouchy as hell!

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Didn’t take long for our enhancers extraordinaire to swing into action! This futuristic banner was made by Jules {Creations by Jules}!

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Cray4kstew shows us the coat without all the scary stuff! No distraction from Rob’s “Mile High” hair LMAO!

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Sally {InRobWeLust} made this brilliant two-fer {two for one} and shared it on tumblr!!!

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This is more like the messy hair we love to see on Rob, with a closer look at the Butt Plugs {uh, I don’t think so!}

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Personally, I’d like a better look at that full-finger ring! But, I’ll settle for Rob’s beautiful eyes in this Francies67 edit!

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This edit I snagged from TinyPixie looks like a paintin’…again, his eyes are simply mezmerizin’!

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Rob in red on red! Gotta say, I’m lovin’ the fingerware!

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A Pattinsonworld edit gives us the close-up we all crave!

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Francies67 changed the color from red to grey, which immediately made me think of…

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this poster from Stanley Kubric’s film, A Clockwork Orange! Damn kinky/creepy film, in its day!

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Rob usin’ his middle finger in this shot…subliminal message to the paps?

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Another Pattinsonworld edit showcasin’ all the metal studs on Rob’s bad boy leather jacket!

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Don’t know about you, but I sure wanna crawl into the back seat of that car with Rob!

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Something about this shot is very Count of Monte Cristo…ish!

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Rob looks HOT, in more ways than one! {Well, it WAS shot in the desert LOL!}

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But I needed a closer look at his eyes cause I swear they used mascara and eyeliner on him!

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Now, the pointy shit on The Pretty’s eyes was a real “whoa…WTF!” moment LMAO!!!

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Somehow, the thin straps on his forehead make ’em kinda…well, sexy???

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Rob said {again, on Jimmy Fallon} that he felt like a 45 year old divorced guy when he hoisted himself into those painted on, skin-tight leather pants!  I disagree vehemently!!!

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But, why couldn’t that long, silvery metal scarf have been waaaay shorter IYKWIMAITYD?!

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Give Rob a dashin’ rapier and a mask, and we’d have our new Zorro!

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Thankin’ Mississippibellalis for the multiple Robgasms!!!!

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Black leather jacket, tight leather pants, greasy leather chaps and a leather pirate’s tricorn? Now, I LUV Rob in leather, but I’m guessin’ Miss Caitlin couldn’t decide what “look” she was goin’ for LOL!

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Need a better quality close-up of Rob’s face in that crazy hat!

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Lastly, Mississippibellasis made this painting-like gif…love the changing colors!

Can’t leave you without sharin’ this other Veranajj vid I found! She’s freakin’ awesome!!

Happy Sunday, y’all!

Rita

Night Raider

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