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Tonguing it Tuesday Robporn: Ass Candy!

Hi all y’all! Yep, for some reason I’m channeling my inner Reese Witherspoon today. Maybe it’s because it’s Tuesday and we get to focus on some more Rob bits. And you know Reese did her share of that on the set of WFE! Anyhoo, last week MC had us focus on Rob’s backside and it got me to thinking…I’d like to go down a little more south (twss)! I bet you thought I was an Angel, huh? Well, usually I keep my pervy side private but MC’s on a mission to get me converted. So sit back and enjoy the show!!

Let’s start off with one of my favorite ass shots:

Let's help you get a little more comfortable there, Rob.

Next we have a  nice little moving bum collage:

Shake that thing!

And there’s always he’s adorkable arse:

Rollie Pollie!?

And just imagine these with Ellen underpants (I guess it happens every Twi movie!):

Extra vertebrae anyone?

The hardest part (twss) of these posts is not finding pictures, it’s choosing which ones to use. So let’s bring sexy back with a whole lot of ass candy!

Okay, so I’m pretty sure one of those was NOT Rob but (hehe), it’s the best I can do!  Hopefully we will have much more of Rob’s crack in Bel Ami ( at least that’s what HE told me) and one of you talented ladies can make a new video!So, now it’s your turn. I know you’ve been dying for this one. Let ’em loose all you H00rs!

Robs Fan~tasy

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Pick The Pick 5 anyone?

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"Hello Everybody! *Waves*

It’s been a week or so and I’m back to challenge your knowledge of “The Precious Pretty Parts in your Pervy portfolios!” LOL (try saying that three times fast! *snickers*) Pick the Pick Pictures come from our very own Cared this week. so here we go.

Can You find me?

I see you!!!

If This one is found quickly I will post some more throughout the day…
Ready, Set, GO!
 

rdmickey 1989 *Wink*

           rdmickey1989 Wins round 5!!!

 
 
Laters BBez…
 
 
RobsFan~tasy
 

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What Does It For You?

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Well, I finally finished building my Robalicious web site. Now I’m writing my first RoBlog and I can’t think of a better topic for any Blog other than Rob can You? I Mean, You just have to LOVE a man who says things like, “I’m just a tool. I’m just A Big Hard Tool!” *LMAO*
 
As I was lurking around from site to site teaching myself about blogging and Building websites and basically Rob-stalking, (Yes I said it! I Own it! Can you blame me? *LOL*) I realized every one likes him for different reasons. Many, Many different reasons. So to get things started I want to know, What is it about Robert Pattinson that just Drives You WILD? I mean seriously,

      Was it his role in Twilight as the Gorgeous Vampire Edward Cullen
                                                 that captivated you…?
(Amber eyes to Ambush your heart!)
    Is it that GQ look he can pull off so well that makes your heart race….?

OH YEAH!!! C*H*O*M*P!!!

 
 
And then there’s his hair that is so often Messy and yet somehow Always Perfect…?

YEP PERFECT! A woman could happily get lost forever looking in a face like that!

 Or could it be those Long, Lush eyelashes, or maybe is it those Haunting Blue-Gray eyes that are so easy to get lost in you forget what you were saying….?

*Le sigh* *faint* *Thud*
 Uumm…where was I? *rereads blog & skips over pictures*…oh Yeah, is
                                           it those full, pouty lips….?
(Those lips are just begging to be kissed, and OFTEN!)
*Shakes away the day-dream* (Hmmm this may take longer than I thought.) I’ve learned that some people have real attraction for that
                                            Strong Gorgeous Jawline….?
(Rob’s Profile. Strong Jaw. ‘Nuff said. *Pffftt*
 
Could it be, like so many others, (and I absolutely agree with them) that   you’re attracted to his big, strong hands, with those long elegant fingers?
(Yup! That Works for ME!)
 Of Course, there’s always that Amazing torso to tantalize your thoughts…?
(Gah! Happy Trail! Happier Blogger!)
                        Is it that Tush that turns your insides to mush….?
(You Know! BWAhaahaaa)
Could it be that it’s the way he can be Red Carpet Glamourous one minute…?
*SO HAWT*
      And then turn around and he’s completely “Adorkable” the next….?
(Damn! Even “Adorkable” he’s Sexy!)
 
And then the next time you see him he’s got that drop dead, Take your
                                breath away, “Come Hither” Stare….?
(Too…Pretty…Can’t Take it…)
                                                            
          *Gah!!! Gotta… concentrate, Can’t. Get. Distracted. By. The. Pretty.*
                   There’s always his Amazing, Soulful, Beautiful Voice…?

(Lord, THAT VOICE goes through me like Liquid Gold! *Shivers*) 
 
                         And of course there’s that Wonderful Giggle….?

(Go on, admit it, you’re either laughing your butt off or grinning like an idiot trying not to! Ain’t no shame in that!)

 Is it the way he’s Swamped by all his adoring fans to whom he is always so Gracious and yet, he still manages to remain humble and disbelieving
                                               that so many adore him…?
(AWWW!!! Even when he’s shy and Bashful he’s HAWT!!!)
                                    I don’t know about you, but as for me,…
(SOO VERY FINE!)

THE WHOLE FREAKIN’ PACKAGE THAT IS “HAWT”!!!

 So tell me, What Does it for you? What is it about Rob that gets you hot? Have I overlooked something? have I left something out? Please leave me a comment and a little love too. Mwah! 

Sincerely,

RobsFan~tasy

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