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Takin’ It Back!

*blows kisses*

RobsFan~tasy

I’m baa-aack!! Yeah, I know I’ve been gone awhile and ya’ll probably thought I had abandoned you but no such luck, you’re stuck with me! ~snort~ I has a reeeaaalllly good reason for being gone so long though! See, I’ve been working my butt off (along with Rita and Mississippbellalis) on finishing both my fan fics. Yes! ” Waiting in the Twilight ” is finally done! And “Songs of Angels” now renamed “Unforgettable” is soon to be (self) published in e-book format and will be available on Amazon and several other e-book sites.

But enough about that, on to the reason we’re here…ROB PORN!! LOL!

Just like you, I’ve been hoarding all the latest and greatest (and not so great) Rob pics from Dior, the airport, out and about, old out takes and, of course, Map to the Stars. Of all the new ones lately, my personal favorite is this outtake from Cannes 2012.

*Le Sigh*

*Le Sigh*

Rob always looks gorgeous when he’s in Cannes!!! But, in the midst of all this, I kept seeing old pics of Rob. So, hop in the Rob Attack WTF Tour Bus with me and I’ll take you back in time with Rob!

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Come on in! There’s plenty of room inside! The RA WTF Tour Bus is spatially distorted LMAO! It looks tiny on the outside but inside, it’s the size and comfort of 10 limousines! Now, keep your hands inside the vehicle at all times and strap on your seatbelts made of Shamwows!

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Let’s go back to 2006 and visit Rob on a UK TV show called Saturday Showdown for GoF. He was “Pretty,” even then.

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Next stop, we see Rob as a teen model, guessing between 2000 and 2004…don’t know which magazine it was for.

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Isn’t his buzz cut adorable? It’s obvious this girl is just a kid cuz if I had Rob and whipped cream in the same room, I would do alot more than put it on his nose!!! hehehehe

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Now we are jumping forward in time to 2010. A press conference but darned if I know which one. I joined the Rob train a little after this here appearance. I think it’s pretty obvious why, right? LOL!

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Man, we shoulda brought a bed for poor Rob! He looks tired back in 2006 at Collectormania 9. Little did he know this was just the beginning of such appearances.

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Now normally I’d be like, “Step off my man, blondie!” but since I know this didn’t go anywhere, I’s fine with it! ~snickers~ It may be a blurry shot but isn’t Rob just a cutie pie in this fan pic from the same Collectormania 9 in 2006.

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Here he is in the 2009 Twilight promo tour in Japan. And we all know what happens when Rob is in Japan, right? (Now, where’s my Japeen pic?)

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Now lets peer in at Rob at the 2005 NYC premiere of HP GOF!

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Okay, let’s go forward a bit to the 2007 (outtake) from the Hackett Campaign photo shoot. Rob looks like such a little gentleman here!!

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Now on to a wonderful BTS shot from How to Be 2008. Okay, will you all still love me if I admit I have never seen HTB? I never see it on or available anywhere!! ~pouty face~

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Rob and his then girlfriend, Nina Schubert, at the Chakravarty Cup in 2006. And just in case you wanted to know, the Chakravarty Cup is an annual polo match created to raise funds and awareness for selected charities. Started in 1997, it has now donated well over £1 million to various charities. Dayum! Our boy was thiiin!!

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All these pics are new to me but I lurve this edit from the 2005 photoshoot for Goblet of Fire. Look at that smile and those eyes!!!

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And another fan pic from 2006 Collectormania GMEX. Dunno the difference from Collectormania 9, but I hear there is one! Anybody know?

e5ee33251404e0e2d1a7fd28cafb2176 This should bring back some fond memories…anybody else remember the bubble jacket? Gucci Private Dinner 2008. I recognize Ed Westwick but not the girl

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Ok this pic bugs me to death!! I srsly think someone needs to fill in with black that little white spot of wall between Rob’s ear and shoulder!!!! If you look at this pic from a distance, or minimize it just a bit, it looks like Rob is wearing a big plastic star earring!! Or is it just me??? Cropped pic of Rob with the little girl who played Bella as a child in Twilight 2008. From the early morning stubble, it looks like he still has to do hair and make-up LOL!

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Candid of Rob, Tom Sturridge and Nina Schubert…guessing 2006. Rob’s having fun at least LOL!

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Candid of Rob and sister Lizzie..again, guessing 2007 or 2008! Great looks and talent run in the family, right?!

I hope you all enjoyed this little time warp down memory lane. Now that we have arrived back at the RA mansion, please exit the vehicle (I GOTTA go find my Japeen pic LOL!!!!)

Much Love to you all,

RobsFan~tasy

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Monday Madness ~ Robert in Wonderland – Part 2

*blows kisses*

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Rob in Wonderland – Part 2

Rob stared at the now empty branch where the Cheshire Cat had just been.

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Obviously, the only way he was ever going to find RF and get out of this crazy, mixed-up place was to take the Cat’s advice and talk to the mad hatter, he headed down the road marked “The Mad Hatter.”

He’d only gone a little ways when he heard angry words between the Mad Hatter and the March Hare. It was a ridiculous argument over “Why was a Raven like a Writing Desk?”

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Rob wanted no part of that so he took a detour down a different road marked “The Queen’s Palace.” Being British, and accustomed to a Monarchy, he hoped the Queen could help him find RF.

Just inside the palace gates (attended by a sleeping guard), Rob was stunned to hear RF’s voice and it sounded like she was in trouble. He started running…

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“This is the last straw! I’ve put up with a lot of crazy today! First I lose Rob, then I end up here playing an absurd game of croquet, and now the Queen wants me beheaded! Well, I don’t care what the Queen says….get your hands off me!”

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“OFF With HER HEAD!” cried the Queen in the distance.

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“The Queen demands we take off your head!” they cried, trying to grab her.

“RF! What the hell is going on here?” Rob says, running towards her. “Where have you been? I’ve been looking everywhere for you…you wouldn’t believe what I’ve gone through!”

“Oh, believe me, I’ve had my hands full, as well! What happened, Rob? How did we end up here? Please…help me deal with these idiots so we can get out of here!” RF pleads.

They both set about knocking the cards down and as the cards try to shuffle back into place RF and Rob run away to safety.

Rob stops her by the rose bushes for a moment to hug her cause he’s so glad he found her. “I thought I’d never see you again!”

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“We don’t have time for this…do you know the way out?”

“No, but I was told to look for someone called the Mad Hatter. Maybe he can help.”

Mad Hatter pops out from behind the giant mushroom “Did I hear someone call my name?”

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“Yes, the Caterpillar told me you might be able to help us! Do you know how we can get home?”

“Pardon our manners, I’m RF and this is Rob. We’d really appreciate any help you could give us!”

“Well, now! As it turns out, I’m having a tea party. You should attend! I’m sure one of my guests might have a suggestion. It’s worth a try, don’t you think? Of course, you’ll have to shrink before we get there or you won’t fit at the table heheheh!”

“RF, we can do this! I have some kind of weird mushroom in my pocket that will shrink us. Wanna go for it?”

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“At this point, what do we have to lose?”

They each take a bite and shrink.

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The Mad Hatter carries them on his hat back to his Tea Party table.

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Then they ate a bite from the mushroom in Rob’s other pocket and returned to their normal size where they joined in the festivities at the Tea Party.

And a merry gathering it is.

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The White Mouse knows the way out, but demands a song from RF first!

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“OK! We’ve done all you’ve asked of us, now please tell us how to get home!”

” Why, there’s nothing to it, really! All you have to do to go back together is hold hands {Rob and RF hold hands}…close your eyes {Rob and RF close their eyes} say ‘Off to My Bed’…an​d count backwards from 100!”

“100…99..​.98…97..​.96…” they say together.

Then they open their eyes in RF’s bedroom at the RA Mansion! RF and Rob giggle as they close the bedroom door.

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Much Love to you all,

RobsFan~tasy

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I have to extend a Super HUGE Awesome THANK YOU To Mississippibellalis for making all the above “Rob in Wonderland” manips and gifs with Rob and RF in them. Her edits and graphic work helped inspire this post and as you can see She has an awesome Talent! Thank You Missi, It was a Pleasure working with you! A Special thanks also to Rita for help with the story line. You’s Da Best BB!!

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Thrilling Thursday

Hello Everybody *waves*

RobsFan~tasy

Good morning ladies.

I’m bringing you this special Thrilling Thursday post because I have a secret I want to share with you all.

So Grab a cup of coffee, sit back and let me tell you all about it.

Yeah that’s right it’s big, it’s bigger than Big, it’s HUGE! {No I am NOT talking about the Peen~this time hehehe}

You might be right about that Rob cause this post is about our very own Rita01tx! You see, Rita’s been a little stressed lately.

She’s been Really over loaded at work and it’s just gotten to be too much!

She didn’t have much time time to read FF and she barely has time to perv on Rob!

So what’s a Rob hOOr to do?

What else…

 Retire!!!

And so she is doing just that! This Friday will be her very last day of work! What do you think about THAT Rob?

Yeah really! It’s true! You like that idea don’t you Rob?

And do you know what she is going to do with all of her new found free time? Spend it on You of course!

Oh Rob! You know she Lurves you!!!

So Rita, since you are retiring, we got you a few gifts! First, we got you a party tiara for your Retirement “Party.”

And Your office sent a Cake over just for you!

{What does GTFO Mean exactly? *innocentlook*}

Then we got you a T shirt…

And Claire sent a Stripper over just for you!

And since we know Wet Rob is your absolute favorite, Clairebamboozle and I ran out and got you a few Wet Robs to play with.

This one is from Claire!

But there just isn’t enough room in that tub for two so I got you this one.

But Baby, You know your my Bestie and you know I’d never let you down so I got you the best gift of all!

Good only in the RROP! For use ONLY with RP!

So Girls Lets raise our glasses and toast To Rita’s Retirement…

Here’s to You Rita! “Bottoms Up!” LOL

I’ve drank to your health in taverns,
I’ve drank to your health in my home,
I’ve drank to your health so damn many times,
I believe I’ve ruined my own!

May your liquor be cold,
May your men be hot.
And may your troubles slide off of you
Slicker than snot.

The test of Gold is Fire
The test of Truth is Time
The test of God’s love are the heavens above
And everything sublime
Treasures in life are many,
Dreams realized but few
But I know the test of God’s goodness
Is when he gave me a friend like you.

Congratulations & Much Love to You Rita!

MWAH!

RobsFan~tasy

**Special Thanks to Clairebamboozle for all her help in finding the right gifs! 🙂  You’re a doll!!!**

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Monday Madness ~ just for shizz and giggles

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RobsFan~tasy

Hello my Lovelies! Well 2 more days and it will be Halloween here in the States. It made me realize I hadn’t posted Anything Halloween related. WTF is wrong with me? I Love Halloween! That means it’s time for some scary shizz and a few giggly treats right?  I thought about it being the End of The Twilight Saga…*nope didn’t want to go there! *wipes away tear*Not ready to say good-bye just yet*

Let’s Start with some scary shizz awwight?

Well you should be afraid because I went Trolling for some current Halloween Rob porn I could use and saw something Truly Frightening…

NNNNOOOOOOO!!!!! Not my Edward you don’t!!!!

Don’t make me have to hurt you Abe!!!! We “Protect The Pretty” ’round here so just Back off Dude!

If you thought your vampires were bad, trust me when I say You don’t want 50 million screaming fan girls coming after you! We will make your Vampires look like a pack of Care Bears! LOL

ummm. Don’t ask me why he’s dripping blood from his hiny cuz IDEWTK!!! Ewwww

I just couldn’t get away from Abe’s Evil Plot to destroy our Boyfriend. Everywhere I turned I found shizz like this…

RUN EDWARD RUN!!!!

As if this wasn’t silly enough…

Somebody has too much time on their hands!!

Oh somebody had to put a stop to this!!!

*warning: this has a little bit of blood and gore in it* just saying…

Ok this was getting Ridiculous! Why was everyone wanting Abe to kill MY Man!?!?!?!?

They were making Abe out to be some kind of major Bad ass out for Edward’s erm…blood?

But I knew There had to be an End to this somewhere…. Then I saw this….

Looks like this is one Battle Abe looses!!

bahahah THIS is so NOT where this post was going when I started it but it is What it is BBz! Hope you enjoyed it anyway Cuz, We all go a little mad sometimes!

Much Love to you all,

Mwah!
 
RobsFan~tasy

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Boo boo’s and Uh-oh’s

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RobsFan~tasy

Good Morning Ladies! Y’all know I love the Twilight SeriesRight? Right! If you’re like me you watch one or all of them at least once a week. (Come on now I know I’m Not the only one! I watched New Moon twice last night and I watched Eclipse & Twilight last week. Ok, I watched Eclipse twice!)

Well, that being said, when you watch a show that many times you start to notice things. For instance I’ve only seen BD1 four times (so far) But I noticed the very first time that when they are in Rio, just hours after their wedding, Edward is NOT wearing his wedding ring! WTF? LOL

Ooopsie! No Ring!

and I’m sure you’ve all heard the chatter about how Edward doesn’t sparkle while he’s on Isle Eseme. Now Please know I am not criticizing the movies or anyone working on them, in them, or around them! This kind of thing happens and will always happen! It happened in Ben Hur and in The Wizard of Oz just to name a few! I just find it interesting when I see them and thought you all might too. Of course wth our Beautiful Boy being the main attraction (IMHO) sometimes they go unnoticed so here are a few for you to giggle at. Just click on the pics and they will all be explained.

This last pic got me. I have always known there was something wrong with Victoria’s death but I could never put my finger on it. When I found this pic I was all excited, finally it would be pointed out to me, but noooo! The one pic that didn’t explain! LOL so after examining it like a “Find the Difference between these two pics” puzzle, I finally fgured it out. Do you see it?

Now I know there’s a ton more “Uh-oh’s” out there for the Twilight series. Do you know of some that are not pictured here? If so show me! I love this stuff! 🙂
Laters Babys,

RobsFan~tasy

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Monday Madness…Rob is driving.

Hello Everybody *waves*

RobsFan~tasy

 

Good morning Ladies, We all know Rob is notorious for his driving skills or lack there of. But he has more than one way to drive ifyouknowwhatimeanandithinkyoudo!

He can drive us crazy as the Sullen Cullen

He can drive us to perverted thoughts just by walking…

Don’t even try to tell me you are not grinning your add off and thinking perverted thoughts!!

He drives us all wild…

Yeah Rob is driving alright, driving me to madness by hiding so well. How is it possible to wish him luck in remaining to well hidden and at the same time wishing you could see him again?

I’d be glad to give you some lessons Rob!

And when I’m done you’ll definately need to crash for awhile *snickers*

Of course it’ll take more than one lesson baby but I’m sure you’ll be a real good student. *evil grin*

I’m sure you’ll hear something similarto this *giggles* especially the “again” part.

See you’re already getting the idea!! LOL

I don’t know about that baby, you definately have me tied up in knots!

*gets sudden visual*

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ANGEL DOWN! CALL THE ROBULANCE STAT!!

“Laters Baby”

RobsFan~tasy
 

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Thrill Me Thursday … You Can Google it!

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RobsFan~tasy

This should totally be a Monday Madness Post but to be honest, I need a laugh so I am posting it on Thrill Me Thursday. Don’t worry, I’ll throw in some Rob Porn to make it worth your while! 🙂  Ever since RAoR closed there has been some things I have really missed and among them was one of Jag’s posts, so with admiration for her brilliance I am going to carry on the tradition she started and bring you…WEIRD SHIT PEOPLE GOOGLE TO FIND ROB ATTACK!!!

For those of you that are new to this, the concept is really self explanitory. The words typed in red are actual search terms people have typed in and for whatever reason their search has lead them to Rob Attack. Sometimes we don’t know why but it’s funny as hell! So with no further ado…we’re Off…

Edward Not Smiling  Oh! We can’t have that!

We love your smile!

Rosie blog um…no!

Awkward running into your ex…well yeah but WTF does that have to do with RA?

goofy, pretty, blue steel… IDEK

Uncut Peens

rita Being… looks like you have a fan GF!

18 eyeporn

Rob Porno… Yes Please!

Caught skinny dipping

Skinny Dipping Sex… Yes we have that!

Porn E-mail Subscription… um…okay?

Tonguing arse… ewww~!

Tonguing ass…Ewww~again!

Arse Tonguing…WHEW! Some one has a one track mind!

Tongue all go to porn… RFM & MC look what you have done! LOL

Tongue Needle Porn…WTF???

Licking girla happy trail… Ewww NO!

Justin Beiber Happy Trail…*GAG* GTF OUTTA HERE!!!

These 2 are dedicated to RFM! Looks like she has a few fans LOL

La Boss RFM… bwahaha

night all night RFM…See I knew you was a bad girl!

Luscious Lipped Ladies…LMAO!! Yes we are but I don’t think RA is what you are looking for *giglesnort*

What is suit Porn?…Oh baby you need to stick around! You could learn alot!

SUIT PORN FTMFW!!!

Attack Hot Sex…Oh we’d like to attack Rob’s sex!!! LOL Pervology Blog… Sounds Like a class at Hogwarts LOL. Maybe Pervology should be a weekly topic here at RA! 🙂 Monica Geller pants…Um…I like “Friends” too but ewww!! Caps Fuck Porno…Say What? Tap Dance…??? Sexy and Sensuous…Hmm no wonder this lead them to Rob Attack.

Blue anyss Robert…oh I hope they meant Blue abyss’ Artwork of Robert and Not blue anus LMAo!!! finger for finger porn…ok I understand finger porn but this? Looks like I have a couple fans too *grins*Thrill me… I try to…Monday love to you…Always.

What does DBF mean…looks like someone needs my Dicktionary! Read it and enjoy Darlin’ https://robattack.wordpress.com/2011/10/06/thrill-me-thursday-2/ Well there are just a few Ladies but before I leave I will leave you with on last Hot pick to drool over…

Much Love to you all,

RobsFan~tasy

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