Random Rita ~ Rob in da Hood!

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Computer crapped out on me yesterday, ladies!

But, never fear…Rita is here!

Today, I’ll be bringin’ you loads of good RobPorn to brighten your Monday!

‘Cause who can be blue or depressed when Rob’s in da Hood???

The Carter Smith hoodie Rob’s are some of the most beautiful pics of Rob ever made!

I chose this one because it looks like Rob’s about to start an illegal street race LOL!

Here, I’m wonderin’ where the hell everyone went! He’s all by his little self…boooo!

I will forever and ever use any excuse to post and repost Bru’s dark hoodie Rob!

Is this not the most gorgeous edit of Rob as Cedric in a hoodie for HP GoF?

Goin’ for the LashPorn here, ladies! Can you blame me?

Oh, that sweet upper lip just begs to be kissed! *THUD!*

Again? Yes, please! *le sigh!*

Rob’s threadbare black t-shirt caught my eye in this one. He still wears it after all these years LOL!

JawPorn FTMFW!!!

Is there such a thing as the JawPornPout? I think I just invented it LOL!

Hell to the yeah…a freakin’ close-up!!!

LashPorn and EyeBrowPorn make this one irresistible!

OK, I debated about includin’ this one ’cause, if we didn’t know it was Rob, he could be any ol’ playground perv and that just ain’t right!

I am completely melted by the poignant look in Rob’s eyes!

Ghostly FingerPorn LOL!

OMG! Rob really DOES have big hands, doesn’t he?

Some pics of Rob are classic….

and some are iconic!

While some are destined to become classic…

or iconic! Sweet Jesus, this one has it all…just look at those luscious lips and shy boy eyes! *SWOON!*

Rob’s Mona Lisa smile…top that, Leonardo {da Vinci} LOL!

I really wish Da Vinci was alive today to paint Rob! {Oooh! Rob as Michaelangelo’s David? I think I’ve seen a manip of that somewhere!}

Besides a blindin’ smile, I’m totally goin’ for the ChestHairPorn!!!

The only thing more lethal than Rob in a hoodie is Rob in a hoodie while wearin’ a beanie! *DED!*

Happy Monday, y’all!

Rita

Sensual Sunday ~ Double Shot of My Baby’s Love!

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Good evenin’, ladies!

Among others, I’m fascinated by clever edits of Rob and his “shadow!”

Here’s a selection by some of our best photo enhancers…enjoy!

New kid on the block, EucalyptaWitch, stole my heart with this gorgeous still from Remember Me!

Veteran Francies67 spoils us rotten with her color “shadow!”

Of course, completely black ‘n white works nicely, too!

Really doesn’t matter…

’cause we love our double shots of Rob!

No way could I not include Sally’s poignant still from Remember Me!

I won’t apologize for usin’ her edits more than once in my posts LOL!

Some beauties just bear repeatin’ to infinity!

Who cares that Witchy girl’s edit isn’t exactly a “shadow” shot…check out that package!!!

What if Rob really did have an identical twin?!  The mind boggles!

Nah! It might drive the paps {and us} crazy, but what kind of life would that be for the poor guy?

Still, I wonder what his name would be? Any suggestions?

Ah, well! Rob already has an honorary brother, who just happens to be his BFF!

Let’s face it…Rob was never so beautiful as when he played Tyler Hawkins *le sigh!*

Oops! I think his back was sexier as Edward in BD1, but I’m willin’ to put it to a vote LMAO!!

Fearlessmore is one tricky lady…click this to full screen and tell me who you don’t see where you expect to see them!

Well, that’s it for today! We’ll work our way up to multiple Robgasms in future posts LOL!

Happy Sunday, y’all!

Rita

Sensual Sunday ~ Setting Fire to the Rain!

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ROTFLMAO!  This is kinda how my chat with the boss went yesterday…

Robs Fan-tasy: What you gonna post about this weekend?

Rita: The only thing that won’t leave my head is Rob at the London premier of GoF, dressed in leather pants, loose white shirt and red velvet jacket. Barely Legal LMAO!!!

Robs Fan-tasy: Rob in Leather is always a win in mho! but Gof Rob was such a baby! I feel like a real perv!! LOL

Rita: IKR? But such a beautiful baby {le sigh!}

Robs Fan-tasy: Totally! True facts!

Rita: I think I can do it in good taste {oh crap!} TASTIN’ ROB!!! Guess not LMAO!!!

Robs Fan-tasy: Well, there went that plan! LMAO!! Well good taste we have cause it’s Rob! But, hey, no one said you had to behave! It IS Rob ATTACK after all LOL!

Rita: Fist bump!

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So, here I am, givin’ in to temptation. Even at the barely legal age of 19, Rob on the red carpet in London for the premier of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, well…sets fire to the rain!

Star Date:  November 6, 2005

Location:  London, UK

Event:  Premier of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Aw, fuck me blind!  You can see my problem, right?  Rob’s signature smirk, those delicious dimples and mussed up hair we wouldn’t have a name for until MUCH later, are absolutely lethal!

I don’t think Rob fully understood the impact he had on us, even back then, but it was 50 shades of things to come in the future!

And it didn’t take us long to get the message!  I love it when Rob’s eyebrows haven’t been plucked to hell and back?  *GAH!* JawPorn Alert!!

19 or not, Rob sported chest hair that just begged to be touched!  Any volunteers? ME!!!

Shiny black, TIGHT leather pants *THUD!* Don’t know who dressed him, but it was an audacious choice!  There mighta been moments when it appeared Rob wasn’t havin’ any fun…

but things looked better after a few beers {Hey! Where’s Rob’s beer?}

Cause we all know, Rob’s a Beer Drinker, Baby! Yeah!!!

Couldn’t decide between this photo and the next, so I just used them both LOL!

Besides, we can NEVER have enough TonguePorn!!!

or JawPorn LOL! How lucky was the fan who got close enough to The Pretty to take this photo?  Rob really DOES light up when he gets in amongst ’em, doesn’t he?

Oh.My.God!  SexHair before it was called SexHair!  Wonder what’s goin’ through Rob’s mind right then!  Is he dreamin’ of his future?  If he knew then what he knows now, would he have walked the same path?  Lucky for us he did! {And before anyone freaks out, that’s his sister, Lizzy!}

Well, that was the beautiful boy who got our attention in 2005…

THIS is the man we all love today!!! {I don’t feel quite so guilty pervin’ on him now LMAO!!}

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I loved all Rob’s interviews for GoF, and there were many! Just to remind us of how sweet and funny he was back then {and still is, of course}, here’s this one by Access Hollywood!

Happy Sunday, y’all!

Rita

Sensual Sunday ~ Remember Me…With Love From Me to You!

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Welcome back, Angelz!

If you’re wonderin’ about that little ♥ symbol at the top of my avi that’s been makin’ an appearance lately, it’s just to keep the text from starting off so high up {just don’t look right to me}.

Coulda been any symbol, I guess {Ω ♠ Ψ ♣ Σ or ♦}, but I ♥ Rob, and I ♥ you all, of course, so ♥ it is LOL!

There IS a point to this…I think!  Yeah, I was thinkin’ about Remember Me!  One of the only films where Rob looked and dressed so much like himself for the role of Tyler Hawkins that the end scene just broke my ♥!  I know I wasn’t the only one!

I didn’t show you this edit by Sally ~ InRobWeLust last Sunday.  I was holdin’ out on you cause it’s what inspired today’s post!

So fuckin’ beautiful, it brings tears to my eyes!

Sally wasn’t the only one to move me with their lovely edits, enhancements and banners for Remember Me…

I credit this one to Floren83, even though it’s not tagged, cause I snagged it from her RobPorn stash a long time ago {shameless lurker that I am}!

You have to look close, but I promise this is a Robelied edit {gonna have to search for more of her stuff}!

Have I ever told you how much I love Rob in RED???  This is tagged RPAU {Robert Pattinson Australia}, but it has Jules’s fingerprints all over it…Jules? This yours?

Now, I KNOW this one is Jules’s!  Absolutely one of my very favorites!

The lovely Biel made this photo look like it mighta been found among the debris of the Twin Towers…soooo haunting!

There’s a raw earthiness to some of Biel’s edits that speaks to me!  I like her style!!

If you’ve never seen this Melbie edit before, shield your eyes…it will burn itself into your bwainz!  Oops…too late!  I consider this a triumph of her craft!

Once again, I can only tell you this fabulous banner is credited to Nylfn…people need to tag their shit, damnit!

If I knew who made this beautiful banner, I’d hug ’em to death, I tell you! {You guys double clicking these things? They’re huge!}

Such a poignant scene {unknown bannermaker}!

By the time Rob / Tyler spoke those words, I was sobbing my ♥ out…I just broke *ungh, ungh, gulp!* {damnit, Jules!}

Thanks, Melbie darlin’!  Just what I needed to, uh…refocus LOL!

Oh, yeah! Now we talkin’!!!

Lordy, the light on his hair! Those lips…GAH!  With plenty of red in the background? FTMFW!!!

Another Melbie Masterpiece I just had to share with you all!

Am I crazy for lovin’ that beat-up face?  Only because I know it’s just make-up, right? But, oh, that razor sharp jawline *drool!*  So lickable!!!

Whoever chose this photo for the official movie poster was genius! Love the way the wind ruffles his hair!  And the half smile on his beautiful face *groan!*

Take us out with a smile, Biel darlin’!

And, if all that RobGoodness wasn’t enough for you, I’ll leave you with her awesome vid “Just Tyler  / with love from me to you”…

Now, Imma just go watch Remember Me again!

Happy Sunday, ya’ll!

Rita