Manip Monday Madness Featuring JA Mash!!! *NSFW*

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Good Morning ladies, These past two weeks I have been busier than Rob on a Promo tour and I is exhausted! Rumors have been floating around that P Fach and his lovely wife have split up. :(AND that our Beloved Fifty shades is about to be made into a movie! 😀 Hot DAMN!! I do hope that turns out to be Rob’s next project! This Rob drought is getting to be too much and IF 50 Shades of Gray were to be his next project the word, “Drought” will be the last word in any womans vocabulary. I am POSITIVE there won’t be a dry seat anywhere in the world!! *giggles* But until we can confirm or deny any of these rumors I thought I’d keep you all dreaming and drooling with some Manips made by the incredible JA Mash! I’ve done this before featuring the work of Soapy Mayhem and now I’m going to show you the work of the very talented JA Mash. We’ll start with fully dressed and see if we can’t rememdy that LOL. Not to self-pimp or anything but every time I see this pic it makes me think of Bella in WIT thinking her Edward is a British Superspy LOL 

And Next, something  a little more casual but infinately more seductive IMHO. I Am Loving This! This is so sexy to me  and I can’t figue out why! (besides it being Rob of course)

Rob on his back draped in leather! Can you say Heaven?

Only Rob Could make a Cold shower Hot and steamy!

Absolutely adore this one! This Tattward is all kinds of WIN!!

There is something intruguing about this one as well! I think guns like that *swoon* would be VERY FITTING on Our Man!

Rob in low slung Denim Jeans with a side order of Finger and Jaw porn just to make sure she kills us DED!!

A Little less dressed *snickers* Here is another great Tattward with his new buzz cut. In this manip the buzz cut works!

And so I leave you with this… Let your minds wander ladies and see where it leads LOL!

Much love to you all,

RobsFan~tasy

 

Thrill Me Thursday…Just Du it!

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Yeah you know where I’m going and you know what you gotta “Du.”

CHECK LIST:

1) Steel reinforced shmanties…Check!

2) Shamwow…Check!

3) Fan for vajayjay…Check!

4) Seatbelt…Check!

5) Protective head gear, just in case…Check!

6) Bucket to catch drool…Check!

7) Protective cover for keyboard…Check!

8) Fire extinguisher…Check!

9) Porn~folio at the ready for sharing…Check!

10) Cold drink…Check!

11) Muffle or Gag if you are at work to keep the moans from escaping and causing suspicious glares in your direction…Check!

12) Knee pads for bowing down to the great Melbie Toast in gratitude for all the pics I stole Borrowed from her tumblr…Check!

13) Paper bag for hyperventilating *thanksRobbieElise for this visual LOL and the next*…Check!

14) Hubs, BF or favorite toy on stand~by!…Check!

 

For those of you who have been hiding under a rock,  been too busy with RL shizz, don’t know, there is a Film Festival in Berlin tomorrow and our Boyfriend has already departed for Berlin earlier today. Go HERE if you want to see the Pap Pics at the air port.

 

Now let’s Du it!

 

 

IN

 

 

I wanna Kiss the boo boo's away!

Now this song is older than dirt but under the circumstances I’m sure you will agree the words are going to be what we are all going to be singing when (IF) we ever get to see this movie…

 

Yeah, DU that to me one (a million) more times.

 

 

Whatch planning to DU there Uma? Hhhmmmm???
 F*cking Sexpenders FTMFW!!

This post is gonna get you wet one way or another!

 I think this calls for a little Rhianna don’t you?

 

 

“…Take Me for a ride…Take me…Let me make you rise…Make it last all night…I’ll make you feel like a man…”

 

Hell Yeah!

 

 

 

That's it Baby, Take it all off! Better yet, Let me DU it for you!!

 

Yeah, give me half a chance and I'll put a bigger smile than that on your face Rob!

 A woman could happily drown in those blue eyes! *swoon*

Is that an invitation to sit on your lap? YES PLEASE! Squeeeee.... We can talk about the first thing that pops UP! *snickers*

UNF! Could you imagine holding that chin/jaw in your hands and staring DOWN *ahem* into those eyes! DED!

 

 

 

 

 

OH! Those Blue eyes again! Have mercy on me Rob!

 

 

 

Tickets to Bel Ami anyone?

 

I don’t know what else to tell you ladies besides this…

 

 

 

 

 

 RobsFan~tasy

 

**Special thanks to Melbie Toast, InRobWeLust, IceAngel 34, and Pull My Daisy Too for having such great tumblrs for our perving pleasure!***

Thrill Me Thursday… Finger Fantasies

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 It’s all RFM’s FAULT!!!!  She did it!  She got me going and now I’m off on a tear!  Ya just had to do it, didn’t you girl?  I had this vague idea for a post and there was this one little gif that I couldn’t get outta my head.  Then RFM went and posted about musical Rob, and those magnificently talented fingers of his, and now I’m all wound up about them ~ AGAIN (or should I just say S’MORE?)

 

And so, my friends, we are here for ONE reason today.

 

 

THIS….

 

Rob's hands and those long, elegant and gifted fingers!

 

 

You see, when I think of Rob and music, it makes me think of things like this…

 

Rob's fingers IN the guitar!! *UNF*

And the shape of the microphone does NOTHING to get me outta the RobGutter *snickers!*

You DO notice the microphone, don’t you?  Rita didn’t…her eyes were locked onto his hands LOL!

 

 

Can you handle this, ladies?

 

“There’s no way”

 

Rob, I totes agree with you! They won’t be able to handle that.  Seriously?  FingerPorn AND your Stoli T?

Complete overload…especially when I insert (Gah! I love that word!) this Melbie vid, just to be evil *witchy cackle.*

 

 

Those hands get to touch his shoulders…

his face…

his body!!!

Those fingers get to touch his lips...I wanna touch those lips! Oh, what he could do with those hands, those fingers....Too hot to handle! I am DIED!!

I know where I'd like those fingers to be pressing *shiver!*

 

OMG!   Fondling Fingers!!

 Let the fantasies begin…

 

Much Love to you all,

 

RobsFan~tasy

 

 

 

The Twilight Before Robmas

So it’s not quite the twilight before Robmas but you won’t mind, right? When you have an idea you have to Carpe Diem, even 3 days early!

Twas the Twilight before Robmas, when all through the RA mansion,

Not a h00r was stirring, only their passions.

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,

In hopes that St. Robert soon would be there.

The angelz were nestled all snug in their beds,

While visions of Robporn danced in their heads.

And RF in her pj’s and I in my LB cap

Had just settled down for a short little cat nap.

Just a little less creepy!

When on top of the penthouse there arose such a clatter

We sprang from the suite to see what was the matter.

Away to the window I flew like a flash,

Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

Hey, if Rob was outside my window I'd be jumping out too!

 The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below.
When, what next I saw would for sure seal my fate,

His Holy Hotness, and eight of his mates.

Well, most of them are here

 With a sexy Brit actor, a wonky heart throb,

I knew in a moment it must be Saint Rob.

More rapid than fangirls, the Britpack they came,

And he whistled, and shouted and called them by name.

Lips perfect for whistling (among other things)

  Now TomStu! Now A. Garf!  Now Johnny and Lee!

On Samuel! On Marcus! On Bear and Bobby!

To the top of the porch! To the top of the wall!

Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And then in a twinkling we heard on the RA roof,

The prancing and dancing of each little foot.

As I drew in my head and was turning around,

Down the chimney Saint Robert came with his hound.

He was dressed like a hobo, from his head to his foot,

And his clothes were all tarnished with dumpster soot.

A bundle of Twi toys, he had flung on his back

And he looked like he was homeless, just opening his pack.

 His eyes-how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
But the beard on his chin was just, HELL NO!

 The stump of a cigarette he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath.
He had a strong face and a happy trail belly,
That gets us all going, like a bowlful of jelly!

Smokin Hawt!

 He was adorkable and filter-less, a right giggly old elf,
And I gaped when I saw him, in spite of myself!
A wink of his eye and a smirk of his lips,
Soon made me think, I sure hope he strips!

GAH!!! That smile!

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings, then turned with a smirk.
And giving his knuckles a jolly good crack,
He thanked us for supporting him through Rob Attack!

 

He sprang to our bed while  his team gave a whistle,
 But he sent them away, like the down of a thistle.
Then we  heard him exclaim, ‘ere they drove out of sight,
“Happy Robmas to all, I’m staying with my girls tonight!”

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Rob, well…Takin’ Us Back to ROME!!

Rome has been calling to me all week, so I’ll just quote Alice in New Moon, “It’s time!”

Yes, it’s time to go back to Rome for the premier of Twilight.

Star date October 30, 2008:

Rome was where we first saw a 22 year old Rob for the man he was becoming…the man we would all completely fall for and stay with forever, no matter what path he chooses to follow!

For whither Rob goest, there goeth we. (Whut? You fergettin’ it’s Sunday??)

If he continues to make movies as an actor, producer or screen writer, we will be there.

If he chooses to give up acting and take up his music, we will damn well be there, too!

And, if he gives it all up some day up the road to be a stay at home daddy, we’ll miss him terribly, wish him well, and hope he blesses us with progress photos every now and then!

But I digress…Rome was when we saw Rob as himself and not Edward!!

Remember when our shy boy first strutted out onto that red carpet?

Aw crap! Look at all these people!

Oh, Rob!  We never stood a chance, did we!

That iconic thumb bite melted many a pair of knickers that day, I tell ya!

Oh, bite me!

With pleasure, darlin’!  Care to share that luscious thumb?  Just sayin’…

It took him a moment to realize all the screaming was for him…

You sure it's all for me? I don't know...

Yeah, baby! It’s all for you…who else would we scream like this for??

When it finally sank in, he started to really let loose and enjoy himself…

Well, let's get this party started!

See, Rob?  All you gotta do is just relax and enjoy it…twss *snickers*!

Any of you hOOrs still standin'?

Hot damn, baby!  You killed us all with your sex hair, scruff, eye porn, finger porn…GAH!!!

Didn't mean to hurt you, Angelz!

Oh, but it hurt so good, baby!

Well, if you're sure...

Yeah, don’t worry about us, wez tough and we want MORE!!

Oh, I got more..but can you take all of it?

Rob, darlin’!  We can take all you got, but we want to take you all at once, so see what your favorite hOOr, MelbieToast, made for us?

Oooh!  I found another one by HeidiForReal…

Hell’n these photos only covered a tiny part of the red carpet.  I’d have to make at least two more posts to cover the photocall, the photo shoot and the book signing.  You all up for that???

Happy Sunday, ya’ll!

Rita

Tonguing it Tuesday Robporn: Jaw Droppingly Gorgeous

Tuesday is always such a fun day of the week. I mean, who doesn’t love them some Robporn?! But this week is extra special because it’s our 200th post!! And looking back through our collection I feel like we have missed a very important body part…THE JAW! After all it is the foundation for a good Robgasm!

But in honor of our 200th post, I think it will be nice to give you not only the jaw but a little bit from every section of the Robgasm Pyramid! So let’s get on with it, shall we?

This one is double the pleasure with some eyebrow porn!

Lickable

I love the smile in this one.

Scruff-alicious!

Now let’s move on up on the pyramid with finger and lip porn with some pics I found from the talented Jolori and Melbie!

Just imagine what these flexible fingers can do

These lips...unf!

The next rung moves us on up to hair and the promised land of the CROTCH!! Can you handle it ladies?

When speaking of hair, we must go to one of the most loved places…RomeRob!

Sex hair at it's finest

And now, for the crotch! Brace yourselves cause I’m going all out on this one!

And finally, for extra schmexy I think we just need to watch this video! And yes, there’s a whole lot of tongue in there!

Thanks for supporting us and helping us get to 200 posts! And thanks again to Jolori, Melbietoast and Biel for allowing us to perv on their creations 🙂

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Bring on the jaw porn ladies!!

Monday Madness…Rob is a Thief!

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Hi Ya Girls!

I’ve been having a hard time coming up with some post ideas but it always seems that at the last minute I seem to pull a rabbit out of the hat so to speak. Our Cared gave me a few ideas and I will put them all to use eventually. They are are stored up there in my Bwains with all the other ideas that are still percolating. This post is a combination of an idea from Cared and a conversation I had with Rita. (Before she abandoned my ass to go on vacay!! LOL (JK Enjoy yourself GF! I know you can see this and can’t reply so naner naner naner. Miss You Much!)

Several weeks ago Rita and I were talking about whether or not Rob could step out of The Twilight and into a new role or was he going to be type cast now? We both immediately agreed Rob’s acting ability is so great that he will easily be able to shake free of Twilight (just look at RM, WFE, BA for proof of that) but also that he would always be stuck with (followed by) Twilight as his major reference.

UNLESS he did another “Fantasy” type role that could at least compare to if not outshine Edward…er…no sparkle pun intended, honest! I seriously don’t think anything could out do the popularity of Edward.  However I do think there is a role that is a serious part and also fantasy that Rob could do quite nicely that would leave the Twilight a little farther behind him.

I thought that title would get your attention and it is true! Rob is a thief! He is a thief of hearts, of lives, of time, of dreams, of fantasies, of imaginations…But I think he would be so Hot as The Prince of Thieves! Remember how Hot Kevin Costner was in the role? (I don’t of course cause I am FAR too young to remeber that. *cough*splutter*cough*

There would be Lots of finger porn and Jaw and Back porn for us to swoon over if Rob played this part.

Rob looks Great in everything *almost*

Oh yeas, he could wear anything!!

And I think he would look really Hot in out fits like this…

Rob. in This ^^^ Hell Yeah!!

And we all know our boy has the smoulder down pat!!

S M O U L D E R ! ! ! (as if I needed another reason to post THIS) *FM*

And remember the line in the movie that said, “There was a man from Knottingham who tried to cross the river! What a Dope! He tripped on a Rope! Now look at him Shiver!” which of course means there would be a WET ROB!!

And lets not forget it is called Robin HOOD and we all know how great our Boyfriend looks in hoodies…

C’mon now, ya’ll KNEW I was going here!! And YOU’RE WELCOME! LOL

and we already know Rob knows how to use a bow and arrow and that he is a great shot!

SWMNBN Is doing the same thing with SWATH (and for the record I thought about Rob doing this long before the JF interview and before I knew about SWATH)

Personally I think Charlize is going to F*cking Rock this movie! (Psssst! Cared! I heard Viggo was up for the huntsman but didn’t get it!  😦  (Life just isn’t fair is it bb?) I think they should have made Rob the Huntsman. Not to keep him and KStew together but because after all Rob/Edward has gone through Chasing her in Twilight, I think he desreves the right to hunt her down and (attempt to) Kill her!! LOL

Plus, If they can do this for SWMNBN…

Just imagine the pics and manips that could come from a movie like this!

Seriously, someone needs to make some manips of Rob from these.

I mean after all it has his Name all over it,

“ROBin Hood Prince of Thieves”

so tell me girls, if Rob were to be in a remake of a fantasy movie, which one would you choose? What do you think of Rob as ROBin Hood?? 

 

  RobsFan-tasy

Thrill Me Thursday… Thankful for the thrill

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 Good Morning My friends,

I just wanted to stop in and say Hello. For some of us Today is Thanks Giving so I thought I’d like to show you some of the Many things I’m Thankful for. Bet you know what they are huh?

 

Well, at any rate here are some of the things I am Greatful for this year…

 

Our Boyfriend Rob

 

Hello Baby!

 

Black and white photos and profiles…

A Gorgeous profile

 

Fabulous Fics…

Our Fifty

Adorkable Man Giggles…

Giggly Rob For the WIN

A Loving Heart…

He always finds a way to make us love him more

 Rob’s Hands..

Oh The Large hands and Long Elegant Fingers!

Word Vomit…

No Brain or Mouth Filter

 

Great Photographers…

So Hawt

 

Talented ladies who make amazing Edits…

 

*SWOON*

Beautiful eyes, lashes and just recently Goatees…

Those ever-changing stunning eyes *DED* And The Scruff *SQUEEE*

And always Thankful for THIS…*Snickers*

 

*THUD*

 

And great gifs…

Love the eyes and the lips here

 

So thanks Rob for being our personal Prince Charming!

Prince Charming! Yes, Yes he is...

  HAPPY THANKS GIVING EVERYONE!!!

 Oh and off topic here but what they hey, I am Thankful High heels and blue jeans are back in style!! LOL

 

About friggin time! LOVE THIS!!!!

 

Hope you all have a great day, catch some amazing food and find lots of Rob Perving time!

 

 

 

 

 

 

And Lastly I am Thankful for all the wonderful online blogging Rob friends I know. You all are AMAZING!!!

 

Much Love to you all,

 

RobsFan-tasy

 

 

Thrill Me Thursday…

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 Good Morning Ladies, Well it’s Thrill Me Thursday again and I have brought you just a sampling of the most recent panty poofing Robporn available. So, Grab a comfy spot on the floor cause you’ll hurt yourself falling down if you don’t!!!

 

Just push play on the video and scroll through the pics while it plays Ladies.

 *shamwow mandatory*

 

 

 

 

 

"THE MAGESTY OF SEX"

 

GORGEOUS FROM HEAD TO TOE!!

 

 

BEAUTIFUL HEART AND SOUL

 

 

SMIRKY ROB is always a win!!!

 

 

Have you noticed how much broader he is in the chest and shoulders these days?

BROAD CHEST *THUD*

 I think we need a closer view of that don’t you?

Holy hell!!! *POOF*

 Is anybody else mezmerized by the way his shirt is stretched over his chest or lost at the sight of those broad shoulders?

He looks like he is just about to spew some word vomit here. LOL Rob looks so Mischievious!!

Check out my tumbler if you want to hear THESE great audio word vomits from Rob.

 “The Tip”

“Awwoooo yeeeeessss” and

 “I can fill every sexual fantasy”

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Oh Rob *Melt*

 

Hand Porn!!

 Look at the difference between Robs hand and the other guys. Even with his fingers folded in his hand is twice the size of the other guys! *swoon* and I can always dierect your attention a little farther down south…

and there is always that winning smile...

 

 

SMOULDERING ROB

 Oh Now, after that smouldering pic with the lucious pucker, I know ya want to see this…

and just when you thought you couldn’t adore him more, he opens his mouth and speaks!!

stay tuned today ladies for news from RFM and Maggie In LA at the premiere!!!

Much Love Ladies!

RobsFan-tasy

 

I showed you mine…

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Ya’ll heard me sound off the other day about my opinion on SCUMMIT denying us the visual pleasure of seeing this on the big screen…

DAY—UMMMM!!!!

and many of you chimed in as well. (thanks for the support girls, I appreciate it alot!) Well apparently we are not the ONLY one who is a little verbal on the topic!

This Poor Kitty Just found out there would be no Headboard scene in BD and is Having a really hard time Coping with it. How ever she has no problem voicing her thoughts on the topic! LMAO

 

Then Rob found out about it and This was his initial reaction…

Are You F*cking Kidding me??

 No Rob it’s True. But then he realized just how stupid it was on Summit’s part…

Dumb asses! You pay me to spend hours in bed with SWMNBN. Then pull the scene Which means your not going to show all the fans the one major scene they've been waiting YEARS for? Can anyone say Stupid???

 But then The truth was revealed!!! The truth Being that it took so long (TWSS) to film the simple scene Rob was actually costing them a fortune…

Even after SWMNBN passed out from exhaustion, our Boy was still going strong!!!

 

Maybe I should create an all photo dictionary…called WikiP33nia with just pics like these LOL I showed you mine! Now show me yours? bwahahaha

Anyways, just incase some of you have not seen some of the really great Edits that have came out of the pretty in the last few days, I thought I’d share.

The finished Product

 

Beautiful profile

Could you imagine just standing by his side?

The Fingers!!! Gah!! *THUD*

Or having your hand in his?

 

Putting you lips there? anywhere?

Stunning, Absolutely Stunning!!!

Having those eyes look into yours??

 

Think you can handle a gfif after that??

well, you’re getting one, hang on ta somethin!!

 

 

I showed you mine…now show me some of your favorite pics from the last few days.

MWAH!!!

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