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Doin it differently with different dos!

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♥♥♥

In preparing for this post it didn’t take me long to realize I could stretch this out to a 32 part series! But I’m not gonna do that LOL! Yeah, I can hear the sighs of relief all over the Robuniverse. So what am I posting about you might be asking? Rob’s multiple hairdos of course!

Rob’s got more hairstyles than I ever knew!

Who woulda thought this geeky kid would grow to be the Sexiest Man Alive?

The Geek

 And then the hair got bigger than the eyebrows!

The Beatles

But he soon swung back to the other extreme.

The Buzz Cut

Talk about extreme hair cuts…I remember thinking WTF? When I saw this one.

The 50/50

Who could forget the *GASP* heard round the world when he showed up sporting this do? {Which is definitely a don’t IMHO!}

The All Gone

Before that, there was the lovely Cannes do in the “Dad Shirt!”

The Windswept

And, of course, Rita’s personal fav…

The Wet Rob

This is the best pic I could find of Rob with black hair. Most of these make Rob look like he’s actually Rob’s creepy uncle or something LOL!

The Black Raven

Rob makes a better looking werewolf than Jacob/Taylor. JS…

The Wild One

We all remember the days when Rob had a bad reputation for not washing his hair…at all!

The Unkempt

And then there is the allure of the Vampire…

The Edward Cullen

This one is just sexy as hell and ONLY ROB could get away with it!

The Cock of the Walk

And in contrast…

The Disheveled Chicken

One of my personal all time favorites…

The James Dean

This profile shot shows off his sweeping sideburns to perfection.

The Wispy Wings

And this do is part of what made Tybert so appealing.

The Soft & Fluffy

There’s something about the pic, I think it’s the flannel shirt over the T shirt, That reminds me of practically every teenage boy I knew growing up.

The Boy Next Door {if only!}

The slicked-back do of the wealthy man…

The Millionhair Do

Just recently, we saw…

The Mad Max

And the hair standing at attention…

The Mile High

Rob looks very professional with this do.

The Clean Cut

We musn’t leave out…

The Romantic

The hair says as much as the eyes do.

The Come Hither

Will there ever be anything better than is? Indeed Dear Melbie he is a sexy beast!

The Just F*cked Hair

Still in my top 5 fav pics is…

The F*ck Me Sideways!!!

I gotta say, I’m lovin this!

The Current Gorgeousness

So girls I know there lots that I missed. Got any better names for these dos than the ones I came up with? Let’s hear em! Let’ssee you hair favs and what you’d call them.

Much Love to you all,

Mwah!
 
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Thrill Me Thursday…Just Du it!

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Yeah you know where I’m going and you know what you gotta “Du.”

CHECK LIST:
1) Steel reinforced shmanties…Check!
2) Shamwow…Check!
3) Fan for vajayjay…Check!
4) Seatbelt…Check!
5) Protective head gear, just in case…Check!
6) Bucket to catch drool…Check!
7) Protective cover for keyboard…Check!
8) Fire extinguisher…Check!
9) Porn~folio at the ready for sharing…Check!
10) Cold drink…Check!
11) Muffle or Gag if you are at work to keep the moans from escaping and causing suspicious glares in your direction…Check!
12) Knee pads for bowing down to the great Melbie Toast in gratitude for all the pics I stole Borrowed from her tumblr…Check!
13) Paper bag for hyperventilating *thanksRobbieElise for this visual LOL and the next*…Check!
14) Hubs, BF or favorite toy on stand~by!…Check!
 
For those of you who have been hiding under a rock,  been too busy with RL shizz, don’t know, there is a Film Festival in Berlin tomorrow and our Boyfriend has already departed for Berlin earlier today. Go HERE if you want to see the Pap Pics at the air port.
 

Now let’s Du it!

 
Melbie Toast Tumbler
 

IN

Melbie Toast Tumblr

 
 

I wanna Kiss the boo boo's away!

Now this song is older than dirt but under the circumstances I’m sure you will agree the words are going to be what we are all going to be singing when (IF) we ever get to see this movie…
 
Melbie Toast Tumblr

Yeah, DU that to me one (a million) more times.

 
 
Whatch planning to DU there Uma? Hhhmmmm???
 F*cking Sexpenders FTMFW!!
Melbie Toast.Tumblr

This post is gonna get you wet one way or another!

 I think this calls for a little Rhianna don’t you?
 
 
“…Take Me for a ride…Take me…Let me make you rise…Make it last all night…I’ll make you feel like a man…”
 
Hell Yeah!
 
 
 

That's it Baby, Take it all off! Better yet, Let me DU it for you!!

 

Yeah, give me half a chance and I'll put a bigger smile than that on your face Rob!

 A woman could happily drown in those blue eyes! *swoon*

Is that an invitation to sit on your lap? YES PLEASE! Squeeeee.... We can talk about the first thing that pops UP! *snickers*

UNF! Could you imagine holding that chin/jaw in your hands and staring DOWN *ahem* into those eyes! DED!

 
 
 
 
 
OH! Those Blue eyes again! Have mercy on me Rob!
 
 
 

Tickets to Bel Ami anyone?

 
I don’t know what else to tell you ladies besides this…
 
 
 
 
 
 RobsFan~tasy
 

**Special thanks to Melbie Toast, InRobWeLust, IceAngel 34, and Pull My Daisy Too for having such great tumblrs for our perving pleasure!***

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Thrill Me Thursday???

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RobsFan~tasy

 
Good Morning Girlfriends,
 
As you may have heard yesterday I was at a loss as for what in the world to post today since RFM and I think so much alike and are constantly stealing each other’s post ideas. (What can I say, Great minds think alike!) And I spent most of the day searching for something, anything!!! By 11 pm this evening I was like this…
 
Picture from Enchanted Robert Tumblr

WTF Am I going to post???

 
And then I was just about to give it up, (just for awhile sometimes the best ideas come at the last moment) and then I log onto FB and what do I find???
 
Pic from robs Cougar

Nooooo!!! Say it ain't so!!!

 
Yes, yes you are STILL F*cking Beautiful and we will Love you no matter what. The Buzz Cut has a huge BUZZ running all along the internet. Tumblr and FB are already flooded with your Beautiful shaved head.
 
 
I was going to post a Bunch of pics of Rob with Hair, don my mourning clothes and curl up in my bed until his hair grew back (Thank GOD it grows quickly!) But then I read something that made me verra verra Proud and it has changed my post yet again.
 

ROBERT PATTISON

WON A PEOPLE’S CHOICE AWARD FOR

“WATER FOR ELEPHANTS”

 
Carline Graphics Tumblr

YOU GO BB!!!!

Hell to the Yeah on that one! Congratulations BB! I would give you a congratulatory HUG for that if I could! (So damn Proud I wouldn’t even perv on you just give you a hug and be happy for you! LOL)
 
Not Only that but our Robert got a (Well deservered and over due) Standing ovation when they called his name as the winner!!!

Oh I want to be that award at this moment 🙂
 
 
Oh! Sorry hehe hehe I got distracted there for a minute!
 
And may I remind you all that the award was NOT for A TWILIGHT SAGA Pic!! Now don’t get me wrong I LOVE Twilight but this award proves to all those nay sayers out there that Rob is a Fantastic actor! And that he can and will step out of the Twilight and Flourish in the Dawn of all of his new movie roles. Can any one say,
 
“And The Oscar Winner for best actor is Robert Pattinson as Georges Duroy in  Bel Ami”
 
 
 
Hell to the YEAH!
 
Much Love to you all,
 
RobsFan~tasy
 
 
P.S. Still Love you mostest and you are and always will be the most beautiful man on the planet but I miss your hair!!

 

*Le Sigh*

Now Bring on the Word Vomit Please!!!

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Thrill Me Thursday…Welcome Home!!!

Hello Everybody *waves*

RobsFan~tasy

 
 
Good Morning Ladies,
With the New Year here I thought I’d throw us all a little Welcome Home Party and show you all just what the RA Mansion looks like. Everyone can have their own room (post yours in the comments) and there’s lot’s of room for hanging out, partying and well, heh heh whateve…
 
So Follow me  “Ladies” and I’ll take you on a tour of Our New Home here at the Rob Attack Mansion…
 
 

The RA Mansion

 
  Rob has graciously volunteered to escort each of you to the room of your choice…feel free to show us which room you’d like to have for your very own! And hands off The Pretty..well, unless he makes the first move {snickers}!
 
 
 
(Hey nobody said we couldn’t flirt! LOL)
 

"Ladies," *nods and grins as he opens the double doors*

 “Come…on in…”

Welcome Home!

 
I Knows You all like a view from the rear *snickers*
 

Uh....That's not exactly what I had in mind Rob but heh heh I'm not complaining.

 
 
Lovely in the day time, but beautiful at night…
 

Party Anyone?

We can all catch Rob’s eye as we descend these backstairs stairs…

A Grand Entrance

Anybody up for a dip?

Pool Party With Rob? Hell Yeah!!

 

SKINNY DIPPING WITH ROB!! FTW!

I thought you might you might all like to see each of our rooms in the RA Mansion. I’ll start with TheMissMod’s room and a direct quote from her,

“All righty! Here tis, The Mod Suite! I picked this room because it’s the epitome of 60’s cool and I can just see myself grooving to records on the Dansette before settling down in the evening (perhaps waiting for a visit from the House Master) XD All ladies are welcome to share my space and drop by every once in a while, no biggie!

 

 
An our Wandering RFM’s Suite, with a direct quote from her, 
 
” I love the cozy but chic bedroom and I’m all ready to curl up with a book by the window. The only thing that’s missing is this inspirational saying on the walls. Keep Thrusting and Carry On. The sitting room is also a fab place to entertain guests! I can see a night of video game annihilation going on in there, hehe. And if we get a little hungry after all those shenanigans, the kitchen will be fully stocked with hot pockets, Heinekens, cereal of your choosing and and anything else that I don’t have to cook! So whether your into book clubs or slayer games, come hang out with robsfuturemate!  I love the cozy but chic bedroom and I’m all ready to… Keep Thrusting and Carry On hehe… come hang out with robsfuturemate!

Passionate purple

 
 
 
 
 
And or very pervy and lovable Rita01tx’s room,
You know, I’m a country girl at heart and my ideal bedroom would have…”
 
Grandma’s Feather Bed ~ John Denver
 
“It was nine feet high and six feet wide
Soft as a downy chick
It was made from the feathers of forty-leven geese
Took a whole bolt of cloth for the tick
Itd hold eight kids n four hound dogs
And a piggy we stole from the shed
We didnt get much sleep but we had a lot of fun
On Grandmas feather bed”
To my mind, there’s just nuthin’ better than sinkin’ down into a big ol’ brass bed made up with a soft, thick mattress covered by bout a hundred quilts and lots of downy pillows.
 
“I can just imagine burrowing under the covers to *ahem* cuddle up to a warm Rob on a real cold Texas night!!”
 
 

"We wouldn't get much sleep but we'd have a lot of fun" ~ Rita

 You know what they say Rita, “Save a horse…” heh heh heh. This pic reminds me of a certain FF called “Another Fine Mess!”

 
 
 And Of course, Rob has a Penthouse Suite all his own, With a bedroom and a room to relax in.
 
 

Had to give Rob a head board he couldn't break *snickers* Unless...

 
 
 

Lastly we have My room.

 

And Just in case you ever hear this from Rob,…

 
Wheeee… errr um I mean, We have a room for that here at The RA Mansion too

RROP for Bad girls!

 
And I know just what your reaction will be to this too…
 

"Yee Haw!!!"

 
We have full accomodations here at RA, Music room, game room, kitchens, on suite baths, wine cellar, ballroom and more so you can imagine I had to draw the line some where. I am going to make this a page at the top with all the other rooms I mentioned showing a slideshow so show us how you have chosen to decorate your RA bedroom and stake your RA Mansion claim!!
 
Much Love to you all,
 
RobsFan~tasy
 

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Tonguing it Tuesday Robporn: Jaw Droppingly Gorgeous

Tuesday is always such a fun day of the week. I mean, who doesn’t love them some Robporn?! But this week is extra special because it’s our 200th post!! And looking back through our collection I feel like we have missed a very important body part…THE JAW! After all it is the foundation for a good Robgasm!

But in honor of our 200th post, I think it will be nice to give you not only the jaw but a little bit from every section of the Robgasm Pyramid! So let’s get on with it, shall we?

This one is double the pleasure with some eyebrow porn!

Lickable

I love the smile in this one.

Scruff-alicious!

Now let’s move on up on the pyramid with finger and lip porn with some pics I found from the talented Jolori and Melbie!

Just imagine what these flexible fingers can do

These lips...unf!

The next rung moves us on up to hair and the promised land of the CROTCH!! Can you handle it ladies?

When speaking of hair, we must go to one of the most loved places…RomeRob!

Sex hair at it's finest

And now, for the crotch! Brace yourselves cause I’m going all out on this one!

And finally, for extra schmexy I think we just need to watch this video! And yes, there’s a whole lot of tongue in there!

Thanks for supporting us and helping us get to 200 posts! And thanks again to Jolori, Melbietoast and Biel for allowing us to perv on their creations 🙂

Robs Fan~tasy

Bring on the jaw porn ladies!!

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Monday Maddness…Heatin it up with a Special Guest

 
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RobsFan~tasy
Well, Ladies it’s cold outside and so far we have been pretty tame here on Rob Attack so I think it’s time to turn up the heat! And today we have a very special guest joining us. What do you think Rob is it a little chilly in here??

Crank up the heat RF baby!

You heard the man…

Is that better?

 
 
  Well Ok Rob I can fix that for ya Darlin’…

How's that Love? All Better now?

 
 
I just want you to be comfortable and warm. Are you sure it’s ok?
 
 
Ok Ladies now that Rob is happy, and sexier than ever,
 As the head hostess of Rob Attack hOOr House (uhh…does that make me a “madam”?) it is my job to make sure you are happy as well. I know better than most that after surfing for Rob porn all day no raoring fireplace is going to get you any where near Hot enough to survive this cold weather but heh heh heh *sing-song voice* I know what wiiilllll….
 
 
  And then we add…
 

Damn he's got sexy arms and hands *THUD*

 
 and throw in a touch of this…
 

some sexy Eye, hair and goatee porn mixed with a little full body porn...

Not to mention the man fur… Uh…err… Where was I?
OH! and did I mention this…
 
 
And As if that weren’t enough….
  

Bottom lip porn *drools* Imma HAVE to do a Bottom lip porn post! *whimpers*

 
Hey Rob, are you ok with this Darlin’?
 

Absolutely!!!

Ok, Just Checking Cause I did want to show the girls a couple more things ok?
 
 

Whaat??

 OH Rob! Your mind is Always in the gutter! THANK GOD!!! LOL Just a couple more. Please?
 

Yeah, ok. Anything for you RF.

 
Thank You Sweetheart!! MWAH! *smooches* Ok girls just one more (or two or three) *giggles*
 
 
 
 So there ya go girls. Is that Hawt enough for ya? heh heh
Well Rob, You have over a hundred women all hot and bothered and revved up over you. How does that make you feel?

"Ain't Nothing wrong with a litttle bit o' bump and grind"

Well you heard it for your self ladies…Why Rob!!!…*surprised look* 

UNF...UNF...

 
Uh Rob, Whatch doin there Baby? Do you need some help with that? heh heh
 
Sorry Ladies I have to see to our No. 1 guest right now. If you’ll excuse me.
 
Laters Babies!
 
RobsFan~tasy
 
 
 

I put this in last well,...because I can and it's F*cking HAWT and I'll find any excuse to use it!! LOL

 

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Monday Madness…Rob is a Thief!

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RobsFan~tasy

Hi Ya Girls!

I’ve been having a hard time coming up with some post ideas but it always seems that at the last minute I seem to pull a rabbit out of the hat so to speak. Our Cared gave me a few ideas and I will put them all to use eventually. They are are stored up there in my Bwains with all the other ideas that are still percolating. This post is a combination of an idea from Cared and a conversation I had with Rita. (Before she abandoned my ass to go on vacay!! LOL (JK Enjoy yourself GF! I know you can see this and can’t reply so naner naner naner. Miss You Much!)

Several weeks ago Rita and I were talking about whether or not Rob could step out of The Twilight and into a new role or was he going to be type cast now? We both immediately agreed Rob’s acting ability is so great that he will easily be able to shake free of Twilight (just look at RM, WFE, BA for proof of that) but also that he would always be stuck with (followed by) Twilight as his major reference.

UNLESS he did another “Fantasy” type role that could at least compare to if not outshine Edward…er…no sparkle pun intended, honest! I seriously don’t think anything could out do the popularity of Edward.  However I do think there is a role that is a serious part and also fantasy that Rob could do quite nicely that would leave the Twilight a little farther behind him.

I thought that title would get your attention and it is true! Rob is a thief! He is a thief of hearts, of lives, of time, of dreams, of fantasies, of imaginations…But I think he would be so Hot as The Prince of Thieves! Remember how Hot Kevin Costner was in the role? (I don’t of course cause I am FAR too young to remeber that. *cough*splutter*cough*

There would be Lots of finger porn and Jaw and Back porn for us to swoon over if Rob played this part.

Rob looks Great in everything *almost*

Oh yeas, he could wear anything!!

And I think he would look really Hot in out fits like this…

Rob. in This ^^^ Hell Yeah!!

And we all know our boy has the smoulder down pat!!

S M O U L D E R ! ! ! (as if I needed another reason to post THIS) *FM*

And remember the line in the movie that said, “There was a man from Knottingham who tried to cross the river! What a Dope! He tripped on a Rope! Now look at him Shiver!” which of course means there would be a WET ROB!!

And lets not forget it is called Robin HOOD and we all know how great our Boyfriend looks in hoodies…

C’mon now, ya’ll KNEW I was going here!! And YOU’RE WELCOME! LOL

and we already know Rob knows how to use a bow and arrow and that he is a great shot!

SWMNBN Is doing the same thing with SWATH (and for the record I thought about Rob doing this long before the JF interview and before I knew about SWATH)

Personally I think Charlize is going to F*cking Rock this movie! (Psssst! Cared! I heard Viggo was up for the huntsman but didn’t get it!  😦  (Life just isn’t fair is it bb?) I think they should have made Rob the Huntsman. Not to keep him and KStew together but because after all Rob/Edward has gone through Chasing her in Twilight, I think he desreves the right to hunt her down and (attempt to) Kill her!! LOL

Plus, If they can do this for SWMNBN…

Just imagine the pics and manips that could come from a movie like this!

Seriously, someone needs to make some manips of Rob from these.

I mean after all it has his Name all over it,

“ROBin Hood Prince of Thieves”

so tell me girls, if Rob were to be in a remake of a fantasy movie, which one would you choose? What do you think of Rob as ROBin Hood?? 
 
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Thrill Me Thursday…

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RobsFan~tasy

 Good Morning Ladies, Well it’s Thrill Me Thursday again and I have brought you just a sampling of the most recent panty poofing Robporn available. So, Grab a comfy spot on the floor cause you’ll hurt yourself falling down if you don’t!!!
 
Just push play on the video and scroll through the pics while it plays Ladies.
 *shamwow mandatory*
 
 
 
 
 

"THE MAGESTY OF SEX"

 

GORGEOUS FROM HEAD TO TOE!!

 
 

BEAUTIFUL HEART AND SOUL

 
 
SMIRKY ROB is always a win!!!

 

 

Have you noticed how much broader he is in the chest and shoulders these days?

BROAD CHEST *THUD*

 I think we need a closer view of that don’t you?

Holy hell!!! *POOF*

 Is anybody else mezmerized by the way his shirt is stretched over his chest or lost at the sight of those broad shoulders?

He looks like he is just about to spew some word vomit here. LOL Rob looks so Mischievious!!

Check out my tumbler if you want to hear THESE great audio word vomits from Rob.

 “The Tip”

“Awwoooo yeeeeessss” and

 “I can fill every sexual fantasy”

 http://robsfan-tasy.tumblr.com/

Oh Rob *Melt*

 

Hand Porn!!

 Look at the difference between Robs hand and the other guys. Even with his fingers folded in his hand is twice the size of the other guys! *swoon* and I can always dierect your attention a little farther down south…

and there is always that winning smile...

 
 

SMOULDERING ROB

 Oh Now, after that smouldering pic with the lucious pucker, I know ya want to see this…

and just when you thought you couldn’t adore him more, he opens his mouth and speaks!!

stay tuned today ladies for news from RFM and Maggie In LA at the premiere!!!

Much Love Ladies!

RobsFan-tasy

 

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I showed you mine…

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Ya’ll heard me sound off the other day about my opinion on SCUMMIT denying us the visual pleasure of seeing this on the big screen…

BD HEADBOARD SCENE
DAY—UMMMM!!!!

and many of you chimed in as well. (thanks for the support girls, I appreciate it alot!) Well apparently we are not the ONLY one who is a little verbal on the topic!

This Poor Kitty Just found out there would be no Headboard scene in BD and is Having a really hard time Coping with it. How ever she has no problem voicing her thoughts on the topic! LMAO

 
Then Rob found out about it and This was his initial reaction…

Are You F*cking Kidding me??

 No Rob it’s True. But then he realized just how stupid it was on Summit’s part…

Dumb asses! You pay me to spend hours in bed with SWMNBN. Then pull the scene Which means your not going to show all the fans the one major scene they've been waiting YEARS for? Can anyone say Stupid???

 But then The truth was revealed!!! The truth Being that it took so long (TWSS) to film the simple scene Rob was actually costing them a fortune…

Even after SWMNBN passed out from exhaustion, our Boy was still going strong!!!

 

Maybe I should create an all photo dictionary…called WikiP33nia with just pics like these LOL I showed you mine! Now show me yours? bwahahaha

Anyways, just incase some of you have not seen some of the really great Edits that have came out of the pretty in the last few days, I thought I’d share.

The finished Product

 

Beautiful profile

Could you imagine just standing by his side?
The Fingers!!! Gah!! *THUD*

Or having your hand in his?

 

UNF!!!

Putting you lips there? anywhere?
Stunning, Absolutely Stunning!!!

Having those eyes look into yours??

 
Think you can handle a gfif after that??
well, you’re getting one, hang on ta somethin!!
 

 

I showed you mine…now show me some of your favorite pics from the last few days.

MWAH!!!

RobsFan-tasy

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Pick The Pick 12

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RobsFan~tasy

Good Morning Ladies, The special Project I was working on has been delayed due to some RL issues but “HOPEFULLY” will be posted this Monday.

So anyways, Here’s a new pick the pic. for you to search for. No clues this time. Hoping this one will take you all a bit of time since there are No facial expressions to go by and no additional clue either!

Oh! dontcha just want to curl your finger around that strand of hair?

I will add the list of all the previous winners later today with the winner of this post.

Happy Hunting Ladies!!!

Can I come (TWHS) in your den of sin?

                                  Mydenofsin Wins!!!

 

  RobsFan~tasy

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