With all this Dior and MTTS porn we’ve been getting lately I’ve had a hell of a time dragging my ass outta the gutter. But now that it seems our fountain of porn is starting to dry up, *pouty face* I have emerged with one thought in mind, (Besides the fact that Rob is the most amazingly Gorgeous man on the planet!) Camile has got to be the luckiest woman on Earth! I mean seriously talk about your Dream Job!
She gets look at this everyday in person, face to face…
She gets to see him coming for her and take her by the hand…
She gets to dance with him…
She gets to be carried in his arms…
She gets to touch him, be touched and kissed by him…
She gets to snuggle with him…
She gets to wrap herself around him…
She gets to stroke him…
She gets to nuzzle him…
And she gets well paid for it too? How the hell is she still alive????
“Dream as though you’ll live forever. Live as though you’ll die today.”
Yeah, being with Rob like this would definitely kill me!
I’m breakin’ a rule today! We here at RA try very hard not to post pap pics of Rob.
However, when I came across these sneaky damn photos a while back, I was inspired to start collectin’ Biker Rob manips. See, I have a love/hate relationship with motorcycles!
On the one hand, they are beautifully crafted pieces of machinery. Some could rightly be called works of art. And don’t even get me started on the rumblin’, thunderin’ growl of a Harley Davidson! That sound makes my lady bits sing “Hallelujah” LMAO!
On the other hand, the f*ckin’ things’ll kill ya!
April 9, 2011…there’s just somethin’ sexy as hell about a man on a bike! Of course, if he’s already sexy as hell, it’s a lethal combination!
Rob’s a tall man, but that sure doesn’t look like a full-size bike to me LOL!
We may be approaching July 4th, Independence Day, here in the good ol’ USA, but I thought I’d celebrate Rob and a different “Red White and Blue” today!
This time, there is clearly only one side to choose!
Because, well, let’s face it he is…
So just sit back, relax and enjoy the scenery. You’re in good company!
Now you knew I couldn’t do a Rob / Union Jack post without getting my girl Mississippibellalis to make us something special!
Just looking at this gorgeous man puts butterflies in my stomach…and a few other places, too!
Must be something in the water that makes Britboys so damned hot!
Those eyes could melt straight through an iceberg! *SWOON*
This reminds me so much of The British Invasion of the Beatles but Rob is a thousand times more gorgeous IMO! So glad he switched to sex hair LOL
Yes, yes he is the king of my heart! Take it off Rob! Take it ALL off! *snickers*
Now, when I think of the red, white and blue and eagles in the same sentence THIS wasn’t the picture that came to mind! But it forever will be now!
Lips to die for! *THUD!*
Why even Breaking Dawn Edwards look better with a UJ flag for background.
I have no idea who created this was or why (a FF maybe?) Hell, I don’t even remember snagging it…just found it floating around in my porn stash! Man, I have good taste LOL! (it is marked/credited to oksanarosten)
Rob stared at the now empty branch where the Cheshire Cat had just been.
Obviously, the only way he was ever going to find RF and get out of this crazy, mixed-up place was to take the Cat’s advice and talk to the mad hatter, he headed down the road marked “The Mad Hatter.”
He’d only gone a little ways when he heard angry words between the Mad Hatter and the March Hare. It was a ridiculous argument over “Why was a Raven like a Writing Desk?”
Rob wanted no part of that so he took a detour down a different road marked “The Queen’s Palace.” Being British, and accustomed to a Monarchy, he hoped the Queen could help him find RF.
Just inside the palace gates (attended by a sleeping guard), Rob was stunned to hear RF’s voice and it sounded like she was in trouble. He started running…
“This is the last straw! I’ve put up with a lot of crazy today! First I lose Rob, then I end up here playing an absurd game of croquet, and now the Queen wants me beheaded! Well, I don’t care what the Queen says….get your hands off me!”
“OFF With HER HEAD!” cried the Queen in the distance.
“The Queen demands we take off your head!” they cried, trying to grab her.
“RF! What the hell is going on here?” Rob says, running towards her. “Where have you been? I’ve been looking everywhere for you…you wouldn’t believe what I’ve gone through!”
“Oh, believe me, I’ve had my hands full, as well! What happened, Rob? How did we end up here? Please…help me deal with these idiots so we can get out of here!” RF pleads.
They both set about knocking the cards down and as the cards try to shuffle back into place RF and Rob run away to safety.
Rob stops her by the rose bushes for a moment to hug her cause he’s so glad he found her. “I thought I’d never see you again!”
“We don’t have time for this…do you know the way out?”
“No, but I was told to look for someone called the Mad Hatter. Maybe he can help.”
Mad Hatter pops out from behind the giant mushroom “Did I hear someone call my name?”
“Yes, the Caterpillar told me you might be able to help us! Do you know how we can get home?”
“Pardon our manners, I’m RF and this is Rob. We’d really appreciate any help you could give us!”
“Well, now! As it turns out, I’m having a tea party. You should attend! I’m sure one of my guests might have a suggestion. It’s worth a try, don’t you think? Of course, you’ll have to shrink before we get there or you won’t fit at the table heheheh!”
“RF, we can do this! I have some kind of weird mushroom in my pocket that will shrink us. Wanna go for it?”
“At this point, what do we have to lose?”
They each take a bite and shrink.
The Mad Hatter carries them on his hat back to his Tea Party table.
Then they ate a bite from the mushroom in Rob’s other pocket and returned to their normal size where they joined in the festivities at the Tea Party.
And a merry gathering it is.
The White Mouse knows the way out, but demands a song from RF first!
“OK! We’ve done all you’ve asked of us, now please tell us how to get home!”
” Why, there’s nothing to it, really! All you have to do to go back together is hold hands {Rob and RF hold hands}…close your eyes {Rob and RF close their eyes} say ‘Off to My Bed’…and count backwards from 100!”
“100…99...98…97...96…” they say together.
Then they open their eyes in RF’s bedroom at the RA Mansion! RF and Rob giggle as they close the bedroom door.
I have to extend a Super HUGE Awesome THANK YOU To Mississippibellalis for making all the above “Rob in Wonderland” manips and gifs with Rob and RF in them. Her edits and graphic work helped inspire this post and as you can see She has an awesome Talent! Thank You Missi, It was a Pleasure working with you! A Special thanks also to Rita for help with the story line. You’s Da Best BB!!
*Runs is so quickly she slides half way across the floor and has to come back*
Hi, Girls!
Did you see? Did you all get to see our Pretty at the Golden Globes?? He looked gorgeous, of course! It was wonderful to see him looking sooo fine after our Rob Drought! But that’s not the only reason I am so excited. You may or may not know that I made a comfortable living for XX amount of years {hehe I ain’t tellin MY Age!!} by painting, among other crafty things, and I really appreciate art work of any kind. However, my heart holds a special place for paintings. Makes no difference to me if it’s done on an actual canvas or with a virtual brush, it’s still art! Well, through my Pinterest account, I discovered a new manip maker/artist, SPRSPR and was stunned to see the following digital paintings.
Click them…they are HUGE!!
I’m sure you will all recognize where most of these artworks originated from.
Her name is SPRSPR and you can find her on D iviant Art and FB.
She really needs some love, girls!!
She has multiple galleries on DA and, just in the Twilight one alone, she has more than 45 pages of Digital artwork, paintings and wallpapers.
I’ll be bringing you more of her work soon but it’s gonna take a while to drool through all 45+ pages of the lovely manips she has made!
There’s lots of Jasper/Jackson too!
As well as some pretty awesome Ian Sommerhalder.
She has air brushed and painted over original pictures, as well as drawn a few herself, according to he DA descriptions of the pics.
But, of course, my favorites will always be of Rob!
If I’d never seen the original photos associated with these gorgeous works of art…
I’d want to go see them hanging in an art gallery!
Can you picture HUGE canvases hanging on the walls, strategically lighted?
They’d find my mummified body sitting on a bench in front of them years later LOL!
Or I’d bankrupt myself buying ALL of them for myself…yeah, I’d have to steal the cash first!
Not to mention, I’d have to have somewhere to hang them!
Lucky for us, we can at least admire them right here on RA!!!
Hope you enjoyed and appreciated them as much as I do!
*RF’s standing at the door greeting everyone as they enter*
“Yes, yes…that’s right, girls. Come on in and grab a seat. Here, don’t forget your shamwows. You’re gonna need them! Drinks are up at the bar, so just help yourself! Hi! How are you ladies tonight? Come on in!
*Rita walks in*
“RF, whut in the blue blazes are you up to now?”
“I told you I had plans and surprises for the New Year!”
“Yeah, so?”
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“Look around, Girlfriend!”
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“Holy crap! You got us a new background…and a new blinkie, too! Niiice!
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“Uh huh! Mississippibellaslis was kind enough to do that blinkie for us. And that ain’t all…look up! See? There’s lots of new banners too!”
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“Well, now! Who do we get to thank for the new banners?”
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“Kerry Delaney and Jolori, made some, as well as Cared, TheRoseAndTheDragon, and Mississippibellalis made the animated ones.”
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“I surely do like what you’ve done with the place!”
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“Thanks BB, but I’m just getting started! We’re gonna kick it up a notch this year…beginning tonight!!
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“Well, it looks like we got us a full house! Go for it!”
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“Ladies, I know you are all excited about the changes, but if you’ll take your seats please? Dear RA friends! RA is ringing in the New Year with a New Look!
So, in celebration of a new year, RA’s new look, and a new career for Rob, it’s LADIES NIGHT and you are all invited to PAR-TAY! Hang onto your knickers…we’re going in!”
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“Express”
It’s a cold and cRA!zy world that’s RA!gin’ outside
Well baby me and all my girls are bringin’ on the fire
Show a little leg, gotta shimmy your chest
It’s a life, it’s a style, it’s a need, it’s RA!
*THUD!* “Hit us with Fifty right off the bat, why dontcha?”
“Only the best for My Girls!”
E-X-P-R-E-S-S, love, sex
Ladies no regrets
E-X-P-R-E-S-S, love, sex
Ladies no regrets
“Oooh! The things I could do to Rob with that tie!” *gigglesnort!*
“That’s it Rob, take it off! Take it all off!”
Been holding back for quite some time and finally the moment’s right
We love to make the people stare
They know we got that certain savoir-faire
“Geeze, I could get lost in those eyes…hell’n I AM lost in those eyes!”
“The man is soooo intense! Grrrr…”
Fasten up
Can you imagine what would happen if we let you close enough to touch?
“Yeah, baby! Here I cum!”
“Back off Rita!! It’s Monday!!!” LOL
Step into the fantasy
You’ll never want to leave, baby that’s guaRA!nteed… Why?
“Is it gettin’ warm in here?” *groan!”
“Getting warm?? Hell I passed warm about a mile back!”
It’s a passion, an emotion, it’s a fashion, RA!.
It’ll move you, goin’ through you, so do what we do, RA!
All ladies confident, flaunt it, boys throw it up if you want it
Can you feel me, can you feel it? It’s RA!.
“I think my ovaries just exploded!” *GAH!*
“Oh! Jack Daniels Body shots off the Happy Trail…YES PLEASE!!”
Le Le Le Le Le Le Le
RA!
Le Le Le Le Le Le Le
RA!
“You just had to give us a Tattbert…you knowz my weakness!”
“Yup! What can I say? I just couldn’t resist the pistol in his pants!” *Giggles*
We tease ‘em ’til they’re on the edge
They scream and moan for more and more they beg.
We know it’s ROB they come to see
Our pleasure brings them to their knees
“What I wouldn’t give to run my fingers through that Sex Hair and down those abs!” * drool!*
“OH! Rob half naked in the kitchen! Too…Many…Pervy…Thoughts…Must…have…Whipped Cream Rob!!!”
Fasten up
Can you imagine what would happen if we let you close enough to touch?
“Now, there’s MY fantasy…a session in the barn with Rob!” LOL!
“Woo Hooo!! I got some Dollars to stuff into that belt Baby!!
Step into the fantasy
You’ll never want to leave, baby that’s guaRA!nteed… Why?
“The man DO inspire passion…understatement of the century!”
The man’s DOing things to everyone here that Should be illegal! Thank God it’s Not!” *teehee*
It’s a passion, an emotion, it’s a fashion, RA!
It’ll move you, goin’ through you, so do what we do, RA!
All ladies, confident, flaunt it, boys throw it up if you want it
Can you feel me, can you feel it? It’s RA!.
“Gettin’ a little saucy there, ain’t ya RF? I’ll take it…uh, Rob that is” LOL!
“Weeellll, I said I was gonna kick it up a notch this year. Did I lie?” LOL
Le Le Le Le Le lele
RA!
Le Le Le Le Le Le Le
RA! [x4]
“Must.Lick.Happy Trail!” *DED!*
It’s a passion, an emotion, it’s a fashion, RA!
It’ll move you, goin’ through you, so do what we do, RA!
All ladies confident, flaunt it, boys throw it up if you want it
Can you feel me, can you feel it? It’s RA!.
“Yeah girls, I know just how you feel!”
“RF! You done went and made ALL our ovaries explode!”
Hey ladies, I want to take a minute before I begin to thank mississippibellalis for my new Avi. She gave it life by making “me” blink! Isn’t it Cute! Thanks GF!
Rita and I tend to think a lot alike. We were talking about Rob in leather the other night. As you saw she went straight for the surreal hawtness of Caitlin Cronenberg’s Vogue L’Uomo photo shoot. Heaven help us!
But while we were talking about Rob’s gorgeous body wrapped up tight in leather, I stumbled onto this Rob video by kathk9p and it just about did me in!! The words scream Fifty Shades and RRoP! Add in Leather Rob and we don’t stand a chance of surviving! So get your shamwows out cuz you’s gonna need it!!
I could corrupt you in a heartbeat You think you’re so special Think you’re so sweet What are you trying Don’t even tempt me Soon you’ll be crying And wishing you dreamt me You’d be calling out my name When you need someone to blame I could corrupt you It would be easy Watching you suffer Girl, it would please me But I wouldn’t touch you With my little finger I know it would crush you My memory would linger You’d be crying out in pain Begging me to play my games I could corrupt you It would be ugly They could sedate you But what good would drugs be But I wouldn’t touch you Put my hands on your hips It would be too much to Place my lips on your lips You’d be calling out my name
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